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(Kansas City) Amusing Kidnapper: Your girlfriend wants me to kidnap you so you can talk about your relationship. Guy: Not now, playing Xbox. Kidnapper: I have a gun. Guy: Whatever. Kidnapper: I'll just let myself out   (blogs.kansascity.com) divider line 128
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SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 07:20:30 PM  
Link (new window)

Such an underrated show

 
moondo 2009-01-31 07:20:35 PM  
Guy: Close the door on your way out.

 
DirkValentine 2009-01-31 07:21:08 PM  
wow, sounds like a real winner.

i bet they had a great relationship.

i'm thinking that perhaps they had some communication issues.

/oh, wait. . .

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-01-31 07:22:41 PM  
10 internet dollars says the 'kidnapper' gets more time than the girlfriend (even though TFA didn't say if he was arrested or not).

 
farkinbulletWounds 2009-01-31 07:22:54 PM  
img149.imageshack.us

Must remember to plug in...

 
mythias2600 [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 07:24:16 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: 10 internet dollars says the 'kidnapper' gets more time than the girlfriend (even though TFA didn't say if he was arrested or not).

FTFA: The would-be kidnapper then drove away, and Overland Park police made an arrest soon after.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 07:24:21 PM  
Kidnapper: Get the f*ck in here! Now!

Guy: Dude, I'm playing CoD, I'm snipping in the church tower!

Kidnapper: Me! Gun! Move!

Guy: Damn it I'm sniping on the f*cking tower you f*cking piece of sh*t!

*guy goes away*

/CoD
//It's addictive
///Especially when sniping in the church tower

 
Zeddediah 2009-01-31 07:24:47 PM  
Sounds to me like the Boyfriend got out of that one just in time. I've never dated a psycho though

 
goofycaca 2009-01-31 07:26:47 PM  
Zeddediah: I've never dated a psycho though

You don't know what you're missing.

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 07:28:31 PM  
I'm glad my ex has finally moved on to someone else.

 
anfrind 2009-01-31 07:29:26 PM  
That kidnapper should just be glad the guy didn't give him the "Mortal Kombat" treatment for interrupting his game.

 
tbyte 2009-01-31 07:29:39 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: 10 internet dollars says the 'kidnapper' gets more time than the girlfriend (even though TFA didn't say if he was arrested or not).

Yeah it did.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-31 07:30:21 PM  
Okama Gamesphere!

 
okami36 2009-01-31 07:31:48 PM  
Go away. Batin'

 
Guest 2009-01-31 07:31:59 PM  
What kidnapping?

This is a non event, the guy went over tried to get the boyfriend to see his girlfriend and discuss somethings. The boyfriend said no and the would be kidnapper but up no aggression, no force and just left.

What kidnapping?

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-01-31 07:32:27 PM  
mythias2600: FTFA: The would-be kidnapper then drove away, and Overland Park police made an arrest soon after.

I saw that.
But who got arrested?

 
mofomisfit 2009-01-31 07:34:15 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum
10 internet dollars says the 'kidnapper' gets more time than the girlfriend (even though TFA didn't say if he was arrested or not).


I would be SHOCKED if someone who was involved in the planning and perpetration of a crime is punished more severely than someone who was involved in the planning alone. SHOCKED.

 
odinsposse 2009-01-31 07:35:23 PM  
Guest: What kidnapping?

This is a non event, the guy went over tried to get the boyfriend to see his girlfriend and discuss somethings. The boyfriend said no and the would be kidnapper but up no aggression, no force and just left.

What kidnapping?


If you show up at somebodies house with a gun and tell them to come with you, that's attempted kidnapping.

 
ladyway905 2009-01-31 07:35:32 PM  
That's pretty funny. I kinda see this as a prank or something innocent (or poorly thought through) gone all wrong. That being said, just dump the dude, because once he refuses to go with a kidnapper who has a gun, just let him go, because man, he's gone.

 
Mr. Vincent Vega 2009-01-31 07:36:40 PM  
Guest
This is a non event, the guy went over tried to get the boyfriend to see his girlfriend and discuss somethings. The boyfriend said no and the would be kidnapper but up no aggression, no force and just left.

It's illegal to threaten someone with a gun. Even when you do it with the best of intentions.

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 07:36:42 PM  
This piece is to be cited as evidence of the one bright spot in the apparent decline of American average intelligence:

The criminals are becoming very, very stupid here.

 
The DBS 2009-01-31 07:37:11 PM  
tbyte 2009-01-31 07:29:39 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: 10 internet dollars says the 'kidnapper' gets more time than the girlfriend (even though TFA didn't say if he was arrested or not).

Yeah it did.

Sort of. It's not clear if the arrest made was the kidnapper or the girlfriend.

The would-be kidnapper then drove away, and Overland Park police made an arrest soon after. On Friday morning, police in Parkville arrested the woman who allegedly sent him.

My gun is wireless. And I'm impatient. Put the controller down.

Unless it was Fallout 3, then I'd understand.

 
Zaxs 2009-01-31 07:37:45 PM  
Nah, it was probably World of Warcraft.

/Gotta level my druid.
//Is level 73.
///....was level 53 last week.

 
tbyte 2009-01-31 07:41:36 PM  
The DBS: Yeah it did.
Sort of. It's not clear if the arrest made was the kidnapper or the girlfriend.


Actually it is 100% clear, it's near the bottom.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-01-31 07:43:42 PM  
chef_riggy: FTFA: The would-be kidnapper then drove away, and Overland Park police made an arrest soon after. On Friday morning, police in Parkville arrested the woman who allegedly sent him.

/Ignorance is this country's most expensive commodity.


But who did they arrest? It doesn't say!

 
Cyrus982 2009-01-31 07:43:53 PM  
Typical woman. She's sleeping with the guy who's too busy playing video games to pay attention to her, while the guy who cares about her enough to do whatever crazy shiat she wants him to is only a "male friend".

 
deevo 2009-01-31 07:45:01 PM  
He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a K-hole to go play Halo in the other room.

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 07:45:12 PM  
Okay, so it's not just the criminals...

 
w_houle 2009-01-31 07:46:05 PM  
Oh good God! She acts like a guy is impossible to find. Don't kidnap him, just get another. I'm sure there is some guy who would want to hook up with her.
/Unless she's a dog
//or fat
///or batshiat crazy!

 
hypers36 2009-01-31 07:46:16 PM  
Nice headline.

www.flippeh.de

 
Mr. Right 2009-01-31 07:48:04 PM  
So this is a guy who is clearly not interested in talking about the relationship. The girl is obviously a bit whacko. What's the over/under on whether she tries to get back with him when she's done with all the legal crap she's gotten herself into? Is there a pool on whether she and the kidnapper end up together? How about the kidnapper and the guy? Lots of possibilities here.

/Will the guy move out of his mom's basement?
//Will the girl find true love in the pen?
///Will the kidnapper?

 
tbyte 2009-01-31 07:48:10 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: But who did they arrest? It doesn't say!webspace.utexas.edu

 
eraser8 2009-01-31 07:48:57 PM  
Why do women always want to talk about the relationship?

 
lordargent 2009-01-31 07:49:33 PM  
a5.vox.com

 
Mr_Master2 2009-01-31 07:49:48 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: mythias2600: FTFA: The would-be kidnapper then drove away, and Overland Park police made an arrest soon after.

I saw that.
But who got arrested?


From my interpretation of the article, only the girlfriend got arrested. The above quote says the police made an arrest soon after. Since the girlfriend was arrested the next morning, I think that qualifies as "soon after." TFA doesn't mention if the "kidnapper" got arrested.

 
Wii.Tard 2009-01-31 07:50:11 PM  
To be honest, TFA never said who was arrested.

 
ShillinTheVillain 2009-01-31 07:50:56 PM  
The DBS:
Yeah it did.
Sort of. It's not clear if the arrest made was the kidnapper or the girlfriend.

The would-be kidnapper then drove away, and Overland Park police made an arrest soon after. On Friday morning, police in Parkville arrested the woman who allegedly sent him.

My gun is wireless. And I'm impatient. Put the controller down.

Unless it was Fallout 3, then I'd understand.


Understatement of the year.

"But honey, the Super Mutants are kidnapping and murdering all the residents of Big Town!"

 
musashi1600 2009-01-31 07:51:31 PM  
TFA doesn't specify what game the guy was playing. For all we know, he could've been raiding Naxx or engaged in a nullsec skirmish against BoB.

/2 games, 1 post

 
ragingchihuahua 2009-01-31 07:52:19 PM  
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-01-31 07:52:33 PM  
Mr_Master2: Since the girlfriend was arrested the next morning, I think that qualifies as "soon after." TFA doesn't mention if the "kidnapper" got arrested.

This is the same conclusions I reached.

 
allthesametome 2009-01-31 07:52:58 PM  
When my bf and his roommate start with Halo it can be a day long (or night long thing). Monday morning I got up to get him coffee and realized he'd never come to bed. They will let me play, but they're mean boys and kill me too much. No reason to go psycho, learn the game or move along

/Ghost Recon and Rainbow 6 YAY
//going to play Rainbow 6

 
jayday 2009-01-31 07:52:58 PM  
Zeddediah
Sounds to me like the Boyfriend got out of that one just in time. I've never dated a psycho though


I'm not so lucky.

Got in a fight with a then GF, and finally got fed-up with everything happening right then and decided to go leave for a while and cool off. Well she decides that she isnt done yet and because of that isnt going to let me leave, and so stands in front of the one door outside and wont move. I tell her to move, she says no, so I push her out of the way (not violently, but enough to get her out of the way) and leave. I come back a couple hours later, and guess whose there.

Yup, the police.

She decided that what I did was somehow physically abusive and had called the police. I tell the cop exactly what happened, and so did she. By her own words she told the Cops that she was trying to keep me from leaving, and I pushed her. The Police asked her into what, and she said "Into nothing he just pushed me." They then informed her that (1) what I had done was not abuse, and (2) that what she had been doing is against the law and is called unlawful imprisonment, and could be arrested for it. A bunch of tears, crying, telling the police how mean I was, etc....etc... I packed up my stuff while the cops were there, threw it in my car, and left right then.

Why is it that it seems all the really hot ones are always so farkin nuts.
It's like some universal variable or something that the more good looking a women gets the more insane she becomes.
Must be Gods little joke or something.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-01-31 07:53:43 PM  
chef_riggy: Let me 'splain this very, very, slowly.

There are three people involved, and they are:
A) a crazy biatch
B) crazy biatch's boyfreind
C) crazy biatch's hired gun (a/k/a "kidnapper" FTFA)

Scenario:
1) Crazy biatch hires gun (kidnapper) to bring her the BF.
2) Kidnapper tells BF to come with him (and mentions gun)
3) BF was busy sniping from the church tower in CoD and tells kidnapper to piss off.
4) Kidnapper goes away, and FTFA was arrested shortly thereafter.
5) Later, on Friday, crazy biatch was arrested.

Of the three involved, why would anyone arrest the BF?

/God you're stupid
//Get spayed or neutered
///Please!


wat?

TFA never said if the kidnapper was arrested. I assume he would be. But it never said it.

 
djh0101010 [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 07:53:44 PM  
If she'd suck his dick once in a while he wouldn't spend so much time playing video games. Someone tell my wife this.

 
My Knowledge Weighs A Ton 2009-01-31 07:55:15 PM  
ragingchihuahua: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

LIKE A WOMAN'S SCORN FOR SEGA.

/Jesus this thread went to the retards fast.

 
Wii.Tard 2009-01-31 07:55:29 PM  
Wii.Tard: To be honest, TFA never said who was arrested.

Correction. TFA said the woman was arrested and that another arrest occurred.

It never said who got arrested in the other arrest.

 
My Knowledge Weighs A Ton 2009-01-31 07:56:54 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: chef_riggy: Let me 'splain this very, very, slowly.

There are three people involved, and they are:
A) a crazy biatch
B) crazy biatch's boyfreind
C) crazy biatch's hired gun (a/k/a "kidnapper" FTFA)

Scenario:
1) Crazy biatch hires gun (kidnapper) to bring her the BF.
2) Kidnapper tells BF to come with him (and mentions gun)
3) BF was busy sniping from the church tower in CoD and tells kidnapper to piss off.
4) Kidnapper goes away, and FTFA was arrested shortly thereafter.
5) Later, on Friday, crazy biatch was arrested.

Of the three involved, why would anyone arrest the BF?

/God you're stupid
//Get spayed or neutered
///Please!

wat?

TFA never said if the kidnapper was arrested. I assume he would be. But it never said it.


The "arrest short after" would have to be the attempted kidnapper if the girlfriend was arrested the next morning, wouldn't you think?

 
tbyte 2009-01-31 07:57:44 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: TFA never said if the kidnapper was arrested. I assume he would be. But it never said it.

You don't have to assume. He was arrested.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-01-31 07:58:12 PM  
chef_riggy: Of the three involved, why would anyone arrest the BF?

I never said the bf was arrested in any of my previous posts.

You assumed that.

What idiot would think the bf got arrested?

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-01-31 07:59:10 PM  
tbyte: You don't have to assume. He was arrested.


Well I have to assume because the article never explicitly said the kidnapper was arrested

 
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