7-inches taped to their 4-inches.. eh eh eh

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I spent way too much time looking at the picture.

Wow--the majority of his band are extremely attractive naked; I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

APPLICATION FOR MORRISSEY'S BAND:

1) Do you eat meat?

2) Are you an attractive male between the ages of 20-35?

3) Are you a slobbering fanboy?

4) Do you play a musical instrument? (optional)

Slightly overweight is now called "eating her weight in Haagen Dazs"? DIAF, subby

Jonathan Hohensee: Slightly overweight is now called "eating her weight in Haagen Dazs"? DIAF, subby

Wow. You are a HUGE J Simpson fan, huh?

/she's fat

GossipTrain: /she's fat

So's your face.

Jonathan Hohensee: Slightly overweight is now called "eating her weight in Haagen Dazs"? DIAF, subby

Look, pop "musicians," including Ms. Simpson, don't all just happen to have a career and be sexually attractive by coincidence. It's part of the deal. Her getting fat is the equivalent a real singer losing their voice, only much funnier.

/That being said, would still hit it. But I've no standards.

Jessica and Morrissey would appear to be of similar girth and BMI, but she is known only for her image and he is known for his 'madd skillz' at rhyming maudlin missives.

So he wins, next contender please.

/saw The Smiths on Meat Is Murder tour, somewhat prejudiced in Morrissey's favor.

Wrong_Intentions: Jonathan Hohensee: Slightly overweight is now called "eating her weight in Haagen Dazs"? DIAF, subby

Look, pop "musicians," including Ms. Simpson, don't all just happen to have a career and be sexually attractive by coincidence. It's part of the deal. Her getting fat is the equivalent a real singer losing their voice, only much funnier.

/That being said, would still hit it. But I've no standards.

I agree. Her sole job is to look pretty for an hour coz she sure as fark can t play an instrument. so people pay lots of money to see something pretty on stage for an hour, and she farked them out of that

On the upside, shes still really hot as a fatty, id pork that, just for the story

And so we crept through the park
No, I cannot steal a pair of jeans off a clothesline
For you
But you ... without clothes
Oh, I could not keep a straight face
Me - without clothes ?
Well, a nation turns its back and gags...

/1972, you know.

It's funy that no one has mentioned the fact that Morrisey does not shave his body hair. I guess he's not into the whole 'looking like a twink' thing.

I love his speedo tan line!

I can't stand Jessica Simpson's atrocious attempts at 'music,' but she's hotter now than she's ever been.

"me without clothes, well a nation turns it's back and gags....."

He certainly is a strapping old queen.

Id hate to get between him and a pile of cocks.

I'd do him.

I'd hit it.