What do Sarah Palin and motel signs have in common?

They both display vacancy.

We wanted her to go away because we were tired of hearing about her in the news. She went away, and we still have to hear about her in the news.

FTFA: "Driving home at night from her Capitol office, the leader of Alaska's House Democrats often passes the governor's white-columned mansion and wonders why more lights aren't on.

Rep. Beth Kerttula assumes Gov. Sarah Palin is out of town."



A news story based on wondering and assumption.

Oh, wait, we are talking about women here, sorry forgot that. Situation normal.


/Palin thread = [on]

Alaska is probably better off if she stays away. I know we felt like that when Romney was out gov.


Massive flood in Taunton. Romney helicopters in from NH where he was vacationing, takes some pictures with the media and flies away that day.

I must say, I find it slightly disturbing that she seemingly had no higher ambition until handed the VP candidacy. I'm not entirely sure she'd know what to do if she somehow managed to get there.

wait, is the thermostat up? or does King Obama just do that?

I wonder what her stint as a the VP candidate will do to her re-election chances as Governor. Before the election, places like CNN, MSNBC, etc. had never heard of her, and then she was torn apart during the campaign.

The Dems will have loads of clips to use in their commercials when she's up for re-election. She may have been better off not being hauled out of the artic

Klivian: I wonder what her stint as a the VP candidate will do to her re-election chances as Governor. Before the election, places like CNN, MSNBC, etc. had never heard of her, and then she was torn apart during the campaign.

The Dems will have loads of clips to use in their commercials when she's up for re-election. She may have been better off not being hauled out of the artic

If she loses Alaska, what does that do to her 2012 hopes?

Is she just saving on electricity? We know she doesn't need reading lights....

what_now: Massive flood in Taunton. Romney helicopters in from NH where he was vacationing, takes some pictures with the media and flies away that day.


what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?

Phil Herup: what_now: Massive flood in Taunton. Romney helicopters in from NH where he was vacationing, takes some pictures with the media and flies away that day.


what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?

Show some leadership?

Phil Herup: what_now: Massive flood in Taunton. Romney helicopters in from NH where he was vacationing, takes some pictures with the media and flies away that day.


what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?

What all good Mormons do. Go door-to-door trying to save people.

Phil Herup: what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?

Honestly? He's such a massive fark up it's probably best that he was away, as I stated originally. But the people of Taunton were pretty pissed that he simply flew in, shook hands with a few national guardsman, and flew away.

He spend much time outside of Boston, and there is a lot of state that isn't in the Metro Boston area.

Phil Herup: what_now: Massive flood in Taunton. Romney helicopters in from NH where he was vacationing, takes some pictures with the media and flies away that day.


what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?



FIX IT. Duh.

what_now: Alaska is probably better off if she stays away. I know we felt like that when Romney was out gov.


Massive flood in Taunton.

I thought she smelled bad on the outside >.>

jcooli09: Show some leadership?

He doesn't have any.

jcooli09: Show some leadership?


doing what? So far you are leading the race for" most retarded response".

Dawg47: Phil Herup: what_now: Massive flood in Taunton. Romney helicopters in from NH where he was vacationing, takes some pictures with the media and flies away that day.


what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?



FIX IT. Duh.

There's two steps: Find the problem.

FIX IT!

I don't know about the rest of it, but there have been no lights in Sarah Palin's attic for a very long time.

Phil Herup: Oh, wait, we are talking about women here, sorry forgot that. Situation normal.

Why can't she just pull a Dan Quayle and slowly fade just go away.

Phil Herup: FTFA: "Driving home at night from her Capitol office, the leader of Alaska's House Democrats often passes the governor's white-columned mansion and wonders why more lights aren't on.

Rep. Beth Kerttula assumes Gov. Sarah Palin is out of town."



A news story based on wondering and assumption.

Oh, wait, we are talking about women here, sorry forgot that. Situation normal.


/Palin thread = [on]

Remember that thread a few weeks ago when you slipped up your alt-juggling? I do. (new window)

I actually overheard a teenager yesterday, after messing up a backflip off a ramp at the skate section of the park, say "fark, I Palined that shiat." His buddies all laughed.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Remember that thread a few weeks ago


You mean the one that you farked up on?

Pushing this full retard still?


/The only thing you had to offer this thread was a stalk on me? Go iron something.

There's a alot of crazy in this photo..
/photo FTA

Marla Singer's Laundry: Phil Herup: FTFA: "Driving home at night from her Capitol office, the leader of Alaska's House Democrats often passes the governor's white-columned mansion and wonders why more lights aren't on.

Rep. Beth Kerttula assumes Gov. Sarah Palin is out of town."

That's a long thread, and I have a short attention span. Can you please give me the scoop? I collect alts.

A news story based on wondering and assumption.

Oh, wait, we are talking about women here, sorry forgot that. Situation normal.


/Palin thread = [on]

Remember that thread a few weeks ago when you slipped up your alt-juggling? I do. (new window)

jcooli09: I collect alts.


Name them...


/why are libs stupid?

jcooli09: Marla Singer's Laundry: ...

Remember that thread a few weeks ago when you slipped up your alt-juggling? I do. (new window)

Wow, something happened there.

I was asking for Phil's alt, I collect them but don't have the required attention span to read the thread.

jcooli09: Wow, something happened there.


Gee, I wonder what is was? Duuurrrrrrrrrr.

Phil Herup: jcooli09: I collect alts.


Name them...


/why are libs stupid?

How cute, she's projecting again!

turtle-tracks: There's a alot of crazy in this photo..
/photo FTA


Yeah. The look of "crazy" is pretty universal:

1derful: We wanted her to go away because we were tired of hearing about her in the news. She went away, and we still have to hear about her in the news.

We're never getting rid of her. She's like herpes.

Lenny_da_Hog: Phil Herup: what_now: Massive flood in Taunton. Romney helicopters in from NH where he was vacationing, takes some pictures with the media and flies away that day.


what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?

What all good Mormons do. Go door-to-door trying to save people.

HOYOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Well played.

jcooli09: jcooli09: Marla Singer's Laundry: ...

Remember that thread a few weeks ago when you slipped up your alt-juggling? I do. (new window)

Wow, something happened there.

I was asking for Phil's alt, I collect them but don't have the required attention span to read the thread.

It's Linux_Yes. People with sock puppets on fark are easily the biggest dipshiats you'll ever find, afraid of their own ideas that they think will taint their "good" handle-- people can't think I'm a troll, they mustn't, I need to hide my ideas into a puppet so people won't know it's me-- They don't know it's you anyway, idiot, you're on the internet, we're not at work around the water cooler at your bullshiat sysadmin job.

Mentat: We're never getting rid of her. She's like herpes.

McCain spewed a lot of BS during the campaign. But the reason I don't like him is because he released this idiot on us.

This account was an alt once

shower_in_my_socks: turtle-tracks: There's a alot of crazy in this photo..
/photo FTA


Yeah. The look of "crazy" is pretty universal:

Both those pics need an "Obama's coming" caption

Kohl: jcooli09: jcooli09: Marla Singer's Laundry: ...

Remember that thread a few weeks ago when you slipped up your alt-juggling? I do. (new window)

Wow, something happened there.

I was asking for Phil's alt, I collect them but don't have the required attention span to read the thread.

It's Linux_Yes. People with sock puppets on fark are easily the biggest dipshiats you'll ever find, afraid of their own ideas that they think will taint their "good" handle-- people can't think I'm a troll, they mustn't, I need to hide my ideas into a puppet so people won't know it's me-- They don't know it's you anyway, idiot, you're on the internet, we're not at work around the water cooler at your bullshiat sysadmin job.

Not always, sometimes it's a reasonable Farker who wants to poke the opposition.

Thanks, though. I'll add it to my list.

Phil Herup: what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?

Set an example?



=Smidge=

jcooli09:

I was asking for Phil's alt, I collect them but don't have the required attention span to read the thread.


Thanks, though. I'll add it to my list.

There's also a good indication that he's 3_Butt_Cheeks, as well.

Kohl: It's Linux_Yes.



No, it's not.


I can now add you to the stupid list.


It is amazing how one retard, M_S_L, can excite a number of other retards, such as yourself, into acts of stupidity.

brigid_fitch: There's also a good indication that he's 3_Butt_Cheeks, as well.


C'mon, I know you are too smart for this. Remember I was there, when all this false accusations crap was happening. There are a lot of morons here, I would prefer you not be one of them.


/not that I would "shun" you

BarrRepublican: This account was an alt once

I only now realized that the whole Babar thing may have been a joke about Barr being part of the elephant party instead of just a play on his name. Yesterday it finally occurred to me that Joe the Plumber sounds like a great name for some kind of assassin, and that the McCain campaign should be dramatized in an action movie. "Palin's gone rogue! She could ruin us all!" "Call in The Plumber."

So yeah, let's never do this whole two year election thing again. It should never take anyone so long to get a joke and I'm terrified at what else I may have missed because of the fail overload last year.

/holy crap!
//Obama's black!
///how could I not have noticed this before?!

Smidge204: Phil Herup: what was he supposed to do, in your opinion?

Set an example?

=Smidge=

An example of how to choreograph a better photo-op for the press?

//Not really politically inclined. Just a bit tarnished of my views on any of them.

brigid_fitch: jcooli09:

I was asking for Phil's alt, I collect them but don't have the required attention span to read the thread.


Thanks, though. I'll add it to my list.

There's also a good indication that he's 3_Butt_Cheeks, as well.

I can see that, the stupid is similar.

toetag: An example of how to choreograph a better photo-op for the press?

Even if it was choreographed (and it almost certainly was, at least so some extent) the fact that the photo op was of him actually doing something is way and beyond what most do. Compared to the usual "show the guy wandering around the rubble wearing a full suit pointing at things." At least he has his sleeves rolled up, a pair of gloves and a shovel.

Hence, setting an example.
=Smidge=

Even if the lights were on, no one would be home.