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(Some Guy) Stupid Kenny Chesney buys Key West mansion. Newspaper reports he bought Key West mansion. Kenny Chesney throws hissy-fit and immediately puts Key West mansion back on the market   (keysnet.com) divider line 18
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jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 12:58:04 AM  
I'm sure the fact that Key West is known as a haven for gentlemen who are, shall we say, not of the heterosexual persuasion has nothing to do with this.

Absolutely nothing at all.

 
Atvar [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 02:21:05 AM  
Awesome job Keynoter!

 
LewDux 2009-01-31 07:00:30 AM  
Key West is total wenz

 
TripSixes 2009-01-31 07:47:14 AM  
First it was all ~~~~~fabulous~~~~~ but now it's not.

 
emocomputerjock 2009-01-31 08:47:20 AM  
jake_lex: I'm sure the fact that Key West is known as a haven for gentlemen who are, shall we say, not of the heterosexual persuasion has nothing to do with this.

Absolutely nothing at all.


Given that Mr. Chesney has long been known for preferring a toe and other digits to be inserted in his pooper, I'd say he bought the house exactly where he wanted it to be.

 
whatshisname 2009-01-31 10:27:34 AM  
I can't understand these people who expect anonymity and privacy when their extremely lucrative careers are based on being famous.

 
FrancoFile 2009-01-31 10:48:20 AM  
whatshisname: I can't understand these people who expect anonymity and privacy when their extremely lucrative careers are based on being famous.

I also can't understand why they are unable to get competent legal advice. Set up a Nevada LLC to buy the house instead of a corporation that can be traced back to you.

 
steamingpile 2009-01-31 10:56:58 AM  
jake_lex: I'm sure the fact that Key West is known as a haven for gentlemen who are, shall we say, not of the heterosexual persuasion has nothing to do with this.

Absolutely nothing at all.


Actually thats not true anymore, but I remember when I was younger and took spring break with a ton of friends we decided to check out the southernmost point, cool for 17 year olds! Well we got down there just before dark and got our pic then scouted for a hotel, when we drove around looking for it you could say we got quite a surprise, its when we saw men sucking face in the street that we decided to drive all the way back up to key largo to get a campsite. That bridge is fun at night!

That being said, there are not nearly the saturation today that there was back then, quite a few resorts are down there now and cruise ships dock almost daily and have run them out.

But it still shows kenny is most likely closeted since he over reacted just from the appearance, even though hes good friends with jimmy buffet.

 
FrancoFile 2009-01-31 11:05:19 AM  
Snort. The original article that outed the purchase can be found here: http://www.keysnet.com/212/story/65430.html (new window).

Two great lines:

In March 2007, Chesney extended his "Keg in the Closet" tour to include two unannounced shows in Key West.

The buzz culminated in speculation that Chesney might appear at the grand opening of Lazy Lakes Camping and RV Resort on Sugarloaf Key, where 2008 CMA Musician of the Year Mac McAnally was playing. Chesney and McAnally collaborated on the song "Down the Road."

 
wyltoknow [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:29:03 AM  
steamingpile: when we drove around looking for it you could say we got quite a surprise, its when we saw men sucking face in the street

The horror!...the horror....

 
steamingpile 2009-01-31 11:47:59 AM  
wyltoknow: steamingpile: when we drove around looking for it you could say we got quite a surprise, its when we saw men sucking face in the street

The horror!...the horror....


When you were a 17 year old kid then yeah it freaked us out, hell I lived in rural areas so any PDA was weird, two men was unheard of!

I still dont like PDAs but it doesnt matter which sex or even if its the same sex, I just dont want to see it in front of me.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-01-31 12:16:54 PM  
You're a celebrity and you love the money and fame that comes with it (i'm sure he does, or he wouldn't do what he does). You can't have privacy and celebrity at the same time, sorry, they don't co-exist.

doing stuff like this only makes it worse dummy.

 
torquestripe 2009-01-31 12:21:53 PM  
You can't have privacy in Key West no matter who you are!

 
Anarchangel 2009-01-31 12:41:26 PM  
FrancoFile: McAnally

That may be the greatest thing ever.

 
Anarchangel 2009-01-31 12:42:53 PM  
Anarchangel: FrancoFile: McAnally

That may be the greatest thing ever.


I take it back. It's the second-greatest. The greatest thing ever is the article that opens with a paragraph about a gay man named Dick Hunter.

 
mr lawson 2009-01-31 01:20:57 PM  

 
hellbilly 2009-01-31 03:57:35 PM  
Somewhere, Hemingway smiles.

 
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 05:45:09 PM  
steamingpile: wyltoknow: steamingpile: when we drove around looking for it you could say we got quite a surprise, its when we saw men sucking face in the street

The horror!...the horror....

When you were a 17 year old kid then yeah it freaked us out, hell I lived in rural areas so any PDA was weird, two men was unheard of!

I still dont like PDAs but it doesnt matter which sex or even if its the same sex, I just dont want to see it in front of me.


I grew up in a fairly rural area, too. Went to Key West with the family over New Years when I was 16 and witnessed a cross-dresser being lowered to the ground in a giant stiletto at midnight. I also saw plenty of dude-on-dude makeout sessions and a few who attempted to give me beer with police in clear sight. It didn't bother me one bit. If you're too uptight to handle it, Key West is definitely not the place for you.

I think at that age, unless your a homophobe, religious zealot or redneck, most would learn that how other people live their lives has absolutely zero effect on yours.

But what the hell, maybe it's just my progressive nature.

 
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