Hey, it's likely to have a positive effect. Get the kids into Scientology and the little twerps will spend so much time working to afford auditing, they'll fall asleep in class. Problem solved.

What could possibly go wrong?

If they get into Scientology, you won't have to worry about them wasting their time playing video games or doing drugs. They won't have enough money to purchase either.

no...

no no no no NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

These farkers must be stopped... Canada, you were seen as the last refuge if shiat hit the fan, but it seems as if you too, have been compromised. I sorry, but that when the time comes, you too will have to be glassed. Just one Scientologist can infect the rest of the population.

RoxtarRyan: I'm sorry,

FTFM

For the Canadian farkers who are still uninfected, I'll let you know what areas will be hit and when, but to ensure that the information isn't leaked, you won't get much warning.

I'm a Canadian scientologist so I'm really here to talk to you guys about the benefits of scientology.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

/Also, pubes

Why couldn't a cooler sci-fi writer have made a lameass religion?

Cthulhu >>>>>> ghost volcano

Ninja Wicked: I'm a Canadian scientologist so I'm really here to talk to you guys about the benefits of scientology.

Stay on target, Roxtar. I'm in Minneapolis, so don't screw it up.

I'm a student in B.C. so I'm really getting all my money taken by the church.

Man I need to really quite my job and start up a religion. Something like I am the re-incarnation of Xenu and all the hot girls in the church need to sleep with me so I can repopulate the planet with my offspring.

The Ministry of Education is referring teachers to an organization set up by the Church of Scientology, the group made infamous by Tom Cruise, the raving couch-bounder and Scientology adherent.

Whhhhaaaa?? The Church of Scientology that was all legit and famous, then Tom Cruise made it infamous for his ridiculous yet legal behavior? THAT CoS?

Pheuk Kue: I'm a student in B.C. so I'm really getting all my money taken by the church.

Are you a caveman student?

BC Board of Education is a bunch of twatwaffles. They actually promoted some quackpot study that television caused autism.

Subby obviously has a low thetan level by making such shallow comments

pretty much anyone with money an agenda to push can make instructional materials and hand 'em out to be used by overworked teachers, a lot of the time with lesson plans included. i imagine these things are full of magic-eye pictures with subliminal scientologist messages, or something.

Students are out of control? Gosh, maybe we should hire some professionals to be in charge of controlling them. Maybe they can teach them a thing or two while they are at it.

I've wondered if there are actually any Scientology Farkers...would they defend the CoS? Or ignore it? Or perhaps join in and poke fun at their very way of life...

Darconix: They have speech codes there that would make Nazi-era Germans blush.

We do? Do tell.

Darconix: RoxtarRyan: These farkers must be stopped... Canada, you were seen as the last refuge if shiat hit the fan, but it seems as if you too, have been compromised. I sorry, but that when the time comes, you too will have to be glassed. Just one Scientologist can infect the rest of the population.

If you were looking to Canada as a "refuge," you're pretty much doing it wrong. They have speech codes there that would make Nazi-era Germans blush.

because publicly advocating genocide in canada is illegal?

Is it just me, or are their a lot of scientology threads getting greenlit?

Why is this any more or less offensive than the continual efforts made by evangelical Christians to push cdesign proponentism in US public schools?

Religion: they're all pretty much like this.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Is it just me, or are their a lot of scientology threads getting greenlit?


Not you. its a farking agenda.

Far better that the little Canucklettes read this (new window).

Ahhh... Scientology in Canada... convicted of criminal offences and then successfully sued for millions for spewing vicious libel against the Crown prosecutor prosecuting their criminal case. What a winning "church".

Oh, and while they may be in the list of religions for the purposes of StatsCan, they've been denied church status by the Canada Revenue Agency (which would give them the ability to issue charitable tax receipts) because they don't worship a diety (which is one of the criteria).

Darconix: If you were looking to Canada as a "refuge," you're pretty much doing it wrong. They have speech codes there that would make Nazi-era Germans blush.

Coming from a person that advocates rape, you're not really one to talk.

Sometimes I think maybe there is a God and maybe I lived in the presence of God somehow before I was born on this earth. We all did, you know?

And I think that God would not be bound by time, so when I lived in the presence of God I was able to see life without beginning or end - outside of the constraints of time. We all did.

And maybe God really did have Jesus live a perfect life and give Himself as a sacrifice for all the sins of the earth so that all life might be sanctified and eternal. So this life is like a precious gift from God, paid for by the blood of Jesus. Each of us has been given the precious gift of life on earth at this moment.

So, when I start to think about these things, I can't help but wonder: did I know I would waste my precious gift worrying about shiat like this?

Charlotte: Why couldn't a cooler sci-fi writer have made a lameass religion?

Cthulhu >>>>>> ghost volcano

It was made on a bet between Hubbard and Heinlein. Heinlein's entry was Stranger in a Strange Land.

sleeps in trees: BC Board of Education is a bunch of twatwaffles. They actually promoted some quackpot study that television caused autism.

They x-rayed a school board trustee's head once...

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Is it just me, or are their a lot of scientology threads getting greenlit?

subby here,
just celebrating my 4th green light.

Saw this story in yesterday's paper when I was on my lunch break and thought to my self, "if there's anything fark loves, it's an Asinine tag with the word 'Scientology' in the headline."

seems to be a good formula to follow for liters to get a green.

also good: teacher-student sex scandal with the word "hittable" in the headline


/yeah Scientology/ists are about as easy a target as they come
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rodeofrog: And maybe God really did have Jesus live a perfect life and give Himself as a sacrifice for all the sins of the earth so that all life might be sanctified and eternal. So this life is like a precious gift from God, paid for by the blood of Jesus. Each of us has been given the precious gift of life on earth at this moment.

Yeah, those 20,000 kids that starve to death every day -- what a precious gift they've had...

brichter: seems to be a good formula to follow for liters to get a green.

I don't think they really care much about whether you're TF or not if you're trying to get something greenlit. I mean, you can get guaranteed comments on TFD, but those people are freaks.

cthu1hu: rodeofrog: And maybe God really did have Jesus live a perfect life and give Himself as a sacrifice for all the sins of the earth so that all life might be sanctified and eternal. So this life is like a precious gift from God, paid for by the blood of Jesus. Each of us has been given the precious gift of life on earth at this moment.

Yeah, those 20,000 kids that starve to death every day -- what a precious gift they've had...


You kind of miss the point sometimes don't you?

rodeofrog: cthu1hu: rodeofrog: And maybe God really did have Jesus live a perfect life and give Himself as a sacrifice for all the sins of the earth so that all life might be sanctified and eternal. So this life is like a precious gift from God, paid for by the blood of Jesus. Each of us has been given the precious gift of life on earth at this moment.

Yeah, those 20,000 kids that starve to death every day -- what a precious gift they've had...


You kind of miss the point sometimes don't you?

No, it's just that you gave a whole bunch of christian vomit to a website full of atheists

darkyn: Darconix: They have speech codes there that would make Nazi-era Germans blush.

We do? Do tell.

Ever heard of Mark Steyn?

Day_Old_Dutchie: sleeps in trees: BC Board of Education is a bunch of twatwaffles. They actually promoted some quackpot study that television caused autism.

They x-rayed a school board trustee's head once...



No shiat. Good example: Our school board mismanaged so badly that 3.9 million had to be cut to balance the budget. Then one of them had the hutzpa to run during the provincial election. Jeez, I wonder why you didn't get elected?

Verloren: rodeofrog: cthu1hu: rodeofrog: And maybe God really did have Jesus live a perfect life and give Himself as a sacrifice for all the sins of the earth so that all life might be sanctified and eternal. So this life is like a precious gift from God, paid for by the blood of Jesus. Each of us has been given the precious gift of life on earth at this moment.

Yeah, those 20,000 kids that starve to death every day -- what a precious gift they've had...


You kind of miss the point sometimes don't you?

No, it's just that you gave a whole bunch of christian vomit to a website full of atheists
Apologist excuse #1456: God has a plan for them.



/in hell

When I was in high school, the teacher started the Dianetics thing in one of my classes. I thought it sounded interesting, kind of like hypnosis is interesting. Then, I read more about it and found out what it was a gateway to. Then, I found out she was paid under the table to do it. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Verloren: rodeofrog: cthu1hu: rodeofrog: And maybe God really did have Jesus live a perfect life and give Himself as a sacrifice for all the sins of the earth so that all life might be sanctified and eternal. So this life is like a precious gift from God, paid for by the blood of Jesus. Each of us has been given the precious gift of life on earth at this moment.

Yeah, those 20,000 kids that starve to death every day -- what a precious gift they've had...


You kind of miss the point sometimes don't you?

No, it's just that you gave a whole bunch of christian vomit to a website full of atheists

Remember this part of my vomit?

So, when I start to think about these things, I can't help but wonder: did I know I would waste my precious gift worrying about shiat like this?

That's the part where I explain that those with their heads in the clouds forget about the day-to-day aspects of life on earth. Because life on earth is full of shiat.

One more thing: tell your mother to wash up downstairs before tomorrow night.

Oznog: The Ministry of Education is referring teachers to an organization set up by the Church of Scientology, the group made infamous by Tom Cruise, the raving couch-bounder and Scientology adherent.

Whhhhaaaa?? The Church of Scientology that was all legit and famous, then Tom Cruise made it infamous for his ridiculous yet legal behavior? THAT CoS?

I've never gotten over my initial outrage that these scam artists were ever allowed to call themselves a "church." It ought to be called the First Church of Tax Evasion.

camaroash: When I was in high school, the teacher started the Dianetics thing in one of my classes. I thought it sounded interesting, kind of like hypnosis is interesting. Then, I read more about it and found out what it was a gateway to. Then, I found out she was paid under the table to do it. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Of course, you ratted her out to the school board, right? And to the police?

And get this: the mayor of an Argentina city was so impressed with YHRI that he put its materials into 90 schools.

Amateurs. Article 2 of our constitution says "The Federal Government supports the Roman Catholic Apostolic religion."

Beat that, scientology!

RoxtarRyan: no...

It's okay, Ryan. We know where you are. And now we're on Fark, too. But we're not here to scare you, and we're not in any hurry to come pick you up. We still have a few names on the list before we get to yours. And when that day comes, we think you'll learn to like us. In fact, you like us already, don't you, Ryan?

Silovik: Ever heard of Mark Steyn?

Can't say I have. Was he subjected to "speech codes that would make Nazi-era Germans blush"?

Those kids will learn to behave themselves in no time!
As soon as they go 'out-ethics', it's off to the RPF for them!

RoxtarRyan: no...

no no no no NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

These farkers must be stopped... Canada, you were seen as the last refuge if shiat hit the fan, but it seems as if you too, have been compromised. I sorry, but that when the time comes, you too will have to be glassed. Just one Scientologist can infect the rest of the population.

I live in Downtown Clearwater - Sci-Ti Town. We have protesters, on a regular basis, on our sidewalks, carrying signs and shouting as passersby. It pisses me off, although I'm a proponent of protected speech. I guess it's a live and let live thing for me.

That said, I am astonished nobody has the coins to do the same in front of our Catholic churches or Calvary Baptist. They are all the same ilk, man. They control your mind long enough to slink another dollar out of your wallet. Scientology is a cult? I say they are ALL cults.

I have some respect for believers. A bit less for church-goers. Even less for those who feel the need to change me towards their faith. And... pretty much none at all for people who would try to shut down any of the above. Again. Live and let live.

Stop Scientology? What the fark for? It's like any other thing you deem negative. If you don't like it - don't participate.

Obnox: RoxtarRyan: no...

It's okay, Ryan. We know where you are. And now we're on Fark, too. But we're not here to scare you, and we're not in any hurry to come pick you up. We still have a few names on the list before we get to yours. And when that day comes, we think you'll learn to like us. In fact, you like us already, don't you, Ryan?

You may defeat me, but you will never defeat the resistance.

darkyn: Silovik: Ever heard of Mark Steyn?

Can't say I have. Was he subjected to "speech codes that would make Nazi-era Germans blush"?

Hyperbole aside Canada has some seriously defective limits on free-speech; Mark Steyn is a perfect example. He was a MacLean's writer that got taken to the Human Rights commission for writing an article about Islam.

mksmith: I've never gotten over my initial outrage that these scam artists were ever allowed to call themselves a "church." It ought to be called the First Church of Tax Evasion.



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