Ok, I laughed

+1

Haha, nice.

+1

thanks, +1

In b4 someone takes that seriously.

/+1

Good one, subby

rim shot (pops)

KRIS MATHYOUS AND KEEF OLBURMAN ARE TEH LIBRULZ LOL LOL LOL

Damn you subby, you've given freeper comedians hope.

Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.

3/10

I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.

/he should get a cat and name it Mrs Precious Perfect
//blow everyone's mind

Awww, I thought it was an online poll. Then we'd end up with a First Dog named Rick Astley or something.

Last week Matthews was humping the leg of congressional republicans over the stimulus bill.

With him I think it's more like "any port in a storm."

Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.

Hey, there's a thread in Sports where you guys are whining about W going to a women's basketball game. Get over there, quick!

Thanks for the laugh subby +1

Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.

Billy, you really are an objectionable little man. Please give your mum a hug and start working out some of your anger issues.

Blathering Idjut: Last week Matthews was humping the leg of congressional republicans over the stimulus bill.

With him I think it's more like "any port in a storm."

I agree. Olbermann is the true bootlick.

Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.

I see that now you're trolling the other side of the spectrum now.

Subby great and painfully true headline
+10

// Wondering if they are sharing a leg or both get their own?
// Thanks Billy for representin' the B-B-Bush crowd.
// To use some of your own crying/logic .... Bush is gone ... get over it.

Very funny headline

+1

Would read again. A++++++++!!!+_!!+!+!!!!

Falcc 2009-01-31 01:13:27 PM
I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.


this...

Now if you had a whinny little dog that ingested nothing but crap and spewed it back out ... then you could call it Keith... but you would have to put some "metro" styled glasses on him to try and make him look smart..

Seeing as Obama will be getting the dog from the pound (+1 for him doing so), I think he should name the dog "Billy Ray Valentine."

jpo2269: Seeing as Obama will be getting the dog from the pound (+1 for him doing so), I think he should name the dog "Billy Ray Valentine."

I think he should get a poodle, give it a hair process, and name it Billie Dee Williams.

You guys attacking Olbermann are idiots. He didn't vote so obviously he still has his journalistic objectivity.

I wonder if the dog will give Chimpy McChange that tingling feeling down his leg.

3_Butt_Cheeks: I wonder if the dog will give Chimpy McChange that tingling feeling down his leg.

Or maybe he can paper-train it on the Constitution and name it "Dubya."

did they just suggest that obama rahmrod?

Okay, I like Olbermann (and Obama), but that there's funny.

Does this mean that an Obama presidency might actually give right-wingers the opportunity to use the sense of humor they claim to have? Now there's some hope and change for you.

Bartman66: Falcc 2009-01-31 01:13:27 PM
I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.


this...

Now if you had a whinny little dog that ingested nothing but crap and spewed it back out ... then you could call it Keith... but you would have to put some "metro" styled glasses on him to try and make him look smart..

I'd name a dog like that O'reily. I'm saving Keith for the spastic retriever that freaks out over the smallest stimuli and has a bark that sounds like "sir".

sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:41:39 PM
You guys attacking Olbermann are idiots. He didn't vote so obviously he still has his journalistic objectivity.


OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?

Lenny_da_Hog 2009-01-31 01:41:31 PM
jpo2269: Seeing as Obama will be getting the dog from the pound (+1 for him doing so), I think he should name the dog "Billy Ray Valentine."

I think he should get a poodle, give it a hair process, and name it Billie Dee Williams.


Lenny, that would have to be one cool dog...

Bartman66: OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?

I think maybe... just maybe... you should take your own advice.

Bartman66: sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:41:39 PM
You guys attacking Olbermann are idiots. He didn't vote so obviously he still has his journalistic objectivity.


OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?

It's called sarcasm methinks.

White better get right, brown no longer must get down!

Falcc 2009-01-31 01:48:53 PM
Bartman66: Falcc 2009-01-31 01:13:27 PM
I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.


this...

Now if you had a whinny little dog that ingested nothing but crap and spewed it back out ... then you could call it Keith... but you would have to put some "metro" styled glasses on him to try and make him look smart..

I'd name a dog like that O'reily. I'm saving Keith for the spastic retriever that freaks out over the smallest stimuli and has a bark that sounds like "sir".

LOL
If you named it O'Reilly it would preach to all the other dogs abot how bad the other owners are ..... and would bark the loudest and bark about nothing, just so he could hear himself bark

I think Obama should have some fun and name the dog Che, that would have Hannity chasing his tail for a couple of weeks.

But if the dog wets himself from excitement every time Obama walks into the room, then the dog should be named Chris Matthews.

Atomic.

/bow wow wow yippie yo

3_Butt_Cheeks: ...brown no longer must get down!

Kool & The Gang would like a word with you....

So, I actually got around to reading the article and found this gem:

End with a vowel sound - Pet names ending in vowels like Fido (Lincoln) and Barney (Bush 43) are significantly easier for your pets to hear. This is good insurance for a president who wants to make sure that no matter what he does, there is still one living being who will listen to him.

sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:53:13 PM
Bartman66: OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?

I think maybe... just maybe... you should take your own advice.


Sorry sarc .... but you should know that denial ... ain't just a river in Egypt. Sorry but reality is reality ... even if you don't like it. But if yo still think that Keith O is not biased .. or a mouthpiece for the Dems ..... then a bong is probably not the right thing .... PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN and move away for the table and go to rehab!!

Bartman66: Sorry sarc .... but you should know that denial ... ain't just a river in Egypt. Sorry but reality is reality ... even if you don't like it. But if yo still think that Keith O is not biased .. or a mouthpiece for the Dems ..... then a bong is probably not the right thing .... PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN and move away for the table and go to rehab!!

So what was that you were telling me about gullibility?

Well played, sir!

+1

and so original too!

spoken like a true CONservative.

3_Butt_Cheeks: I wonder if the dog will give Chimpy McChange that tingling feeling down his leg.

What's the difference between a regular dog humping your leg and a pitbull humping your leg?

When a pitbull humps your leg... you let him finish.

Top Ten Names of Dogs Biatches Owned by Obama

(10) Tax Bite
(9) Back Tax
(8) Deficit
(7) Stimulus
(6) Short Changed
(5) Secret Muslin
(4) Hillary
(3) Whitey
(2) Neocon
(1) NRA

-- RahmRod -- Combination of Obama's top dogs Rahm Emmanuel and David Axelrod; signals that the president is serious about change.

That's a farking joke, right?????

This headline is not funny. Its like 'Oh I get it...'

But not funny.

How about Fidel or Che? Something he can relate to.

Triaxis: How about Fidel or Che? Something he can relate to.

Too obvious... now Groucho... THERE'S a name.

redmond24: This headline is not funny. Its like 'Oh I get it...'

But not funny.

It's like a crayon drawing from your kids. It's not really a masterpiece, but you want to tell them that to encourage them to practice and get better.

Triaxis: How about Fidel or Che? Something he can relate to.

Wow, you're really pushing the whole "Democrats = Communists" thing as hard as you possible can, aren't you?

Aarontology: you possible can,

Possibly. Dammit.