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(Marketwatch) Silly Poll taken to choose best name for Presidental Dog. "Chris Matthews", "Keith Olbermann" not listed since they're already humping his leg   (marketwatch.com) divider line 87
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2009-01-30 09:38:21 AM  
Ok, I laughed

+1

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-01-30 09:58:51 AM  
Haha, nice.

+1

 
Chindit [TotalFark] 2009-01-30 10:23:34 AM  
thanks, +1

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:38:52 AM  
In b4 someone takes that seriously.

/+1

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 12:55:18 PM  
www.spock.com

HA!

 
ramathorn83 2009-01-31 01:05:11 PM  
Good one, subby

 
Phil Herup 2009-01-31 01:07:19 PM  
rim shot (pops)

 
TofuTheAlmighty 2009-01-31 01:08:00 PM  
KRIS MATHYOUS AND KEEF OLBURMAN ARE TEH LIBRULZ LOL LOL LOL

 
citizen905 2009-01-31 01:08:32 PM  
Damn you subby, you've given freeper comedians hope.

 
Frank N Stein 2009-01-31 01:08:55 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.


3/10

 
Falcc 2009-01-31 01:13:27 PM  
I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.

/he should get a cat and name it Mrs Precious Perfect
//blow everyone's mind

 
bassett 2009-01-31 01:17:48 PM  
Awww, I thought it was an online poll. Then we'd end up with a First Dog named Rick Astley or something.

 
Blathering Idjut 2009-01-31 01:18:21 PM  
Last week Matthews was humping the leg of congressional republicans over the stimulus bill.

With him I think it's more like "any port in a storm."

 
Kit Carson 2009-01-31 01:20:36 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.


Hey, there's a thread in Sports where you guys are whining about W going to a women's basketball game. Get over there, quick!

 
jpo2269 2009-01-31 01:27:35 PM  
Thanks for the laugh subby +1

Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.


Billy, you really are an objectionable little man. Please give your mum a hug and start working out some of your anger issues.

 
Wizzin 2009-01-31 01:27:52 PM  
Blathering Idjut: Last week Matthews was humping the leg of congressional republicans over the stimulus bill.

With him I think it's more like "any port in a storm."


I agree. Olbermann is the true bootlick.

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-01-31 01:28:41 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy: sorry those guys didnt worship at the feet of the murdering loser Bush like you do subby.

You lost, get over it.


I see that now you're trolling the other side of the spectrum now.

 
Bartman66 2009-01-31 01:33:26 PM  
Subby great and painfully true headline
+10

// Wondering if they are sharing a leg or both get their own?
// Thanks Billy for representin' the B-B-Bush crowd.
// To use some of your own crying/logic .... Bush is gone ... get over it.

 
atlanta_ufo 2009-01-31 01:36:37 PM  
Very funny headline

+1

 
DeltaXi65 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-31 01:39:50 PM  
Would read again. A++++++++!!!+_!!+!+!!!!

 
Bartman66 2009-01-31 01:40:11 PM  
Falcc 2009-01-31 01:13:27 PM
I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.


this...

Now if you had a whinny little dog that ingested nothing but crap and spewed it back out ... then you could call it Keith... but you would have to put some "metro" styled glasses on him to try and make him look smart..

 
jpo2269 2009-01-31 01:40:27 PM  
Seeing as Obama will be getting the dog from the pound (+1 for him doing so), I think he should name the dog "Billy Ray Valentine."

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-01-31 01:41:31 PM  
jpo2269: Seeing as Obama will be getting the dog from the pound (+1 for him doing so), I think he should name the dog "Billy Ray Valentine."

I think he should get a poodle, give it a hair process, and name it Billie Dee Williams.

 
sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:41:39 PM  
You guys attacking Olbermann are idiots. He didn't vote so obviously he still has his journalistic objectivity.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-01-31 01:43:11 PM  
I wonder if the dog will give Chimpy McChange that tingling feeling down his leg.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-01-31 01:44:42 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: I wonder if the dog will give Chimpy McChange that tingling feeling down his leg.

Or maybe he can paper-train it on the Constitution and name it "Dubya."

 
epocalypse 2009-01-31 01:48:03 PM  
did they just suggest that obama rahmrod?

 
A Dark Evil Omen 2009-01-31 01:48:30 PM  
Okay, I like Olbermann (and Obama), but that there's funny.

Does this mean that an Obama presidency might actually give right-wingers the opportunity to use the sense of humor they claim to have? Now there's some hope and change for you.

 
Falcc 2009-01-31 01:48:53 PM  
Bartman66: Falcc 2009-01-31 01:13:27 PM
I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.


this...

Now if you had a whinny little dog that ingested nothing but crap and spewed it back out ... then you could call it Keith... but you would have to put some "metro" styled glasses on him to try and make him look smart..


I'd name a dog like that O'reily. I'm saving Keith for the spastic retriever that freaks out over the smallest stimuli and has a bark that sounds like "sir".

 
Bartman66 2009-01-31 01:52:05 PM  
sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:41:39 PM
You guys attacking Olbermann are idiots. He didn't vote so obviously he still has his journalistic objectivity.


OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?

 
jpo2269 2009-01-31 01:53:04 PM  
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-01-31 01:41:31 PM
jpo2269: Seeing as Obama will be getting the dog from the pound (+1 for him doing so), I think he should name the dog "Billy Ray Valentine."

I think he should get a poodle, give it a hair process, and name it Billie Dee Williams.



Lenny, that would have to be one cool dog...

 
sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:53:13 PM  
Bartman66: OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?


I think maybe... just maybe... you should take your own advice.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-01-31 01:54:01 PM  
Bartman66: sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:41:39 PM
You guys attacking Olbermann are idiots. He didn't vote so obviously he still has his journalistic objectivity.


OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?


It's called sarcasm methinks.

White better get right, brown no longer must get down!

 
Bartman66 2009-01-31 01:55:17 PM  
Falcc 2009-01-31 01:48:53 PM
Bartman66: Falcc 2009-01-31 01:13:27 PM
I think if I had a slow puppy I'd name it Chris Matthews. He means well but he's just retarded.


this...

Now if you had a whinny little dog that ingested nothing but crap and spewed it back out ... then you could call it Keith... but you would have to put some "metro" styled glasses on him to try and make him look smart..

I'd name a dog like that O'reily. I'm saving Keith for the spastic retriever that freaks out over the smallest stimuli and has a bark that sounds like "sir".

LOL
If you named it O'Reilly it would preach to all the other dogs abot how bad the other owners are ..... and would bark the loudest and bark about nothing, just so he could hear himself bark

 
atlanta_ufo 2009-01-31 01:56:32 PM  
I think Obama should have some fun and name the dog Che, that would have Hannity chasing his tail for a couple of weeks.

But if the dog wets himself from excitement every time Obama walks into the room, then the dog should be named Chris Matthews.

 
SherKhan 2009-01-31 01:58:30 PM  
Atomic.

/bow wow wow yippie yo

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-01-31 01:59:21 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: ...brown no longer must get down!

Kool & The Gang would like a word with you....

 
sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 02:00:45 PM  
So, I actually got around to reading the article and found this gem:

End with a vowel sound - Pet names ending in vowels like Fido (Lincoln) and Barney (Bush 43) are significantly easier for your pets to hear. This is good insurance for a president who wants to make sure that no matter what he does, there is still one living being who will listen to him.

 
Bartman66 2009-01-31 02:01:36 PM  
sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 01:53:13 PM
Bartman66: OK first .... put the bong down ... and step back and away from the table.
I bet you still think that the word gullible is misspelled in the dictionary .... don't you?

I think maybe... just maybe... you should take your own advice.


Sorry sarc .... but you should know that denial ... ain't just a river in Egypt. Sorry but reality is reality ... even if you don't like it. But if yo still think that Keith O is not biased .. or a mouthpiece for the Dems ..... then a bong is probably not the right thing .... PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN and move away for the table and go to rehab!!

 
sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 02:02:17 PM  
Bartman66: Sorry sarc .... but you should know that denial ... ain't just a river in Egypt. Sorry but reality is reality ... even if you don't like it. But if yo still think that Keith O is not biased .. or a mouthpiece for the Dems ..... then a bong is probably not the right thing .... PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN and move away for the table and go to rehab!!

So what was that you were telling me about gullibility?

 
The Scutt-Farkas Affair [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 02:08:34 PM  
Well played, sir!

+1

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 02:15:10 PM  
and so original too!

spoken like a true CONservative.

 
thatmanfromtexas 2009-01-31 02:17:23 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: I wonder if the dog will give Chimpy McChange that tingling feeling down his leg.

What's the difference between a regular dog humping your leg and a pitbull humping your leg?

When a pitbull humps your leg... you let him finish.

Top Ten Names of Dogs Biatches Owned by Obama

(10) Tax Bite
(9) Back Tax
(8) Deficit
(7) Stimulus
(6) Short Changed
(5) Secret Muslin
(4) Hillary
(3) Whitey
(2) Neocon
(1) NRA

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 02:24:19 PM  
-- RahmRod -- Combination of Obama's top dogs Rahm Emmanuel and David Axelrod; signals that the president is serious about change.

That's a farking joke, right?????

i11.photobucket.com

 
redmond24 2009-01-31 02:30:04 PM  
This headline is not funny. Its like 'Oh I get it...'

But not funny.

 
Triaxis 2009-01-31 02:40:28 PM  
How about Fidel or Che? Something he can relate to.

 
sarcastrophe 2009-01-31 02:44:21 PM  
Triaxis: How about Fidel or Che? Something he can relate to.

Too obvious... now Groucho... THERE'S a name.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-01-31 02:46:56 PM  
redmond24: This headline is not funny. Its like 'Oh I get it...'

But not funny.


It's like a crayon drawing from your kids. It's not really a masterpiece, but you want to tell them that to encourage them to practice and get better.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 02:47:50 PM  
Triaxis: How about Fidel or Che? Something he can relate to.

Wow, you're really pushing the whole "Democrats = Communists" thing as hard as you possible can, aren't you?

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 02:49:46 PM  
Aarontology: you possible can,

Possibly. Dammit.

 
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