The only job this woman has is to look good. That's it. And she's failing miserably.

The Icelander: The only job this woman has is to look good. That's it. And she's failing miserably.

I honestly think she looks a hell of a lot better than she did before. Anorexia is NOT sexy.

we all know it's the mom jeans that are to blame here..

The Icelander: The only job this woman has is to look good. That's it. And she's failing miserably.

THIS is what you are biatching about??



You have some pretty high (unrealistic) standards.

The Icelander: The only job this woman has is to look good. That's it. And she's failing miserably.

Failing miserably? Really? You people are all retarded. She might not look quite as awesome as she did on the Maxim cover a few years back, but I would still hit that shiat with the fist of god.

The Icelander: The only job this woman has is to look good. That's it. And she's failing miserably.



"I don't think this is a sentiment A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign on. In fact sounds like some gay shiat to me.

And


You gay

Thats all I have to say.

She'd look fine if the clothing fit her properly.... that's the only issue I see there. It doesn't mater how "thin" or "curvy" you may be, if your clothes are too tight, or bunching up in weird places [like those pants are], you're not going to look good.

That said, I sincerely doubt anyone would look at her walking down the street and say "Oh my god, what a fat and ugly beast." Come off it.

Like it owed me money.

I am mystified by this whole thing. I think Jessica Simpson is dumber than a bag of Paris Hiltons, but I'd drag my balls through glass to get a shot at her exactly as she looks right now.

She tries to desharp her knees, and you people STILL criticize.

There is just no pleasing some people...

..without the slightest hesitation.....as many times as I possibly could.

I would drag my balls across hot coals to sniff the dog's a$$ that stole her panties.

Yoweigh: Failing miserably? Really? You people are all retarded. She might not look quite as awesome as she did on the Maxim cover a few years back, but I would still hit that shiat with the fist of god.

What do you mean "you people"?

So she no longer has knees that could gut a man and people are now calling her fat? WTF?

THIS is FAT:

CDP: I would drag my balls across hot coals to sniff the dog's a$$ that stole her panties.

I knew eventually, someone would write a post will real class.

+1.

Methinks submitter is a wee bit homo.

Covering up a fat ass with a long shirt. It's the oldest trick in the book. For double camouflage goodness make both the shirt and pants black. I'm surprised they don't have vertical stripes on them too.

Walker: Covering up a fat ass with a long shirt. It's the oldest trick in the book. For double camouflage goodness make both the shirt and pants black. I'm surprised they don't have vertical stripes on them too.

You know how I know you're gay?

I'd still hit that.



/link it like it's hot.

She looks much better in those leather pants than she does in the mom jeans.

She doesn't really look overweight in this new photo.

melopene: The Icelander: The only job this woman has is to look good. That's it. And she's failing miserably.

I honestly think she looks a hell of a lot better than she did before. Anorexia is NOT sexy.

You're just a chubby chaser.

/nothing wrong with that. Someone has to love the fatties
//No, she isn't fat in those pictures. But she is popular only because of her looks.

People talk about her being borderline retarded like it's a bad thing. I don't get it. Whenever you got sick of her you could just pop in a Blues Clues DVD and she'd be occupied for an hour or so.

I would destroy that.

i think she looks better... but thats just this straight and realistic guys perspective

Oompa, Loompa, Dooble-Dee, Doo
I would hit that and yes you would too!
Oompa, Loompa, Dooble-Dee, Day
If you wouldn't you're probably gay.

I'm with the rest of the camp who says that this is the first time I've really found her attractive.

Black pudding? I'd hit it!

impaler: She tries to desharp her knees, and you people STILL criticize.

There is just no pleasing some people...

I was a big fan of hers when she was skinny. That's the look that made her famous by the way. She can't sing really well and is pretty stupid so her looks are all she has going for her. Do I think she looks fat? No. Has she gained weight? Yes

I like skinny girls, always have and always will.

She looks bloated now. Not curvy. Bloated. And shut up with the whole she looks healthy argument. There are women who look healthy when they are heftier. She is not one of those people.

A lot of weight has clearly gone to her face, a surefire way to tell it is extra adipose tissue. Curvy women are curvy because they have large frames, not because they are "empowered" to have a cheeseburger and fries every day and look womanly. She didn't gain that weight by eating extra fruit and sneaking in an extra serving of vegetables every day.

I would like to give her some of my "pudding". She looks better in the mom jeans pics than the American flag bikini pics.

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get sprung, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

melopene: I honestly think she looks a hell of a lot better than she did before.

I agree. She's never been my type, but I really don't understand this recent obsession with her weight when she looks perfectly fine.

NYMoogle: I would like to give her some of my "pudding". She looks better in the mom jeans pics than the American flag bikini pics.

You have got to be kidding me.





You need to get your eyes checked.

I think calling her fat is ridiculous, this is a non-story... that being said,

that cartoon was hilarious...

Giant black pudding?

dillenger69: I'd still hit that.



/link it like it's hot.

I second this. She's not fat.

paygun: People talk about her being borderline retarded like it's a bad thing. I don't get it. Whenever you got sick of her you could just pop in a Blues Clues DVD and she'd be occupied for an hour or so.

That's sad, considering the average episode is about 30 minutes long... Does she have to keep rewinding it so that she can figure out the mini-games?

Oh ffs, cue the sharp knees guy.

She is better looking and has a better body than any girl any of you turds will ever hit. Ever.

NYP FTW

Bob Ondeeznuts: You need to get your eyes checked.

Pic 1: I'm a dime-a-dozen teen pop star
Pic 2: Momma is hungry and penis is on the menu

all you closet f4gs calling her fat and unhittable dont hit anything near her

She looks good still, she just looks more like a real woman that you might meet on the street compared to a sex symbol...and be honest ever since her country career kicked off the only spotlight she's getting is from farking Romo.

/Plus, more weight = bigger foobies according to the pictures above
//Would hit that until it broke off.

NYMoogle: Pic 1: I'm a dime-a-dozen teen pop star
Pic 2: Momma is hungry and penis is on the menushiat, I forgot this is Fark.

I never realized that was Bob Ondeeznuts: NYMoogle: I would like to give her some of my "pudding". She looks better in the mom jeans pics than the American flag bikini pics.

You have got to be kidding me.

You need to get your eyes checked.

I never realized the girl in the American flag bikini was Jessica Simpson.

/yummy

Big Beef Burrito: Black pudding? I'd hit it!

I lol'd.

/ohshiatrustmonsterrunrunrun

I would eat a blood pudding off of her thighs.

That's what the article was about right?

Count me in on the argument that she is being dressed poorly by someone that won't explain to her that something that fits will always look better than whatever size you WISH you wore.

If she's a size 8, she would look good in size 8 and not look fat. But she insists on wearing a 6 or a 4 and it causes rolls and bulges. She's got the budget to wear what fits and look hot... she should do it.

That being said, as long as I didn't have to listen to her talk too much: unconditionally hittable to this day. As in: yeah, I wish!

She doesn't look fat. She just looks like any other girl you'd see at a bar on a Saturday night. As someone who is thought of as a sex symbol she is held to a higher standard. Don't like it? Too bad that is the downside to being famous.

I have realistic expectations of women, and also realize that my fat ass really has no right to criticize anyone for gaining a few pounds. But I will make no apologies about finding her sexy in the toned, trim and bikini clad Simpson we all saw a while back.

There is nothing wrong with gaining weight, but when you are famous for having a nice rack, skinny waist, and a set of legs that could crush your head while you died of happiness, you can't be surprised that people start talking when you gain an extra 25-30 lbs.

Where I noticed the weight on her most is in her face and her arms. They are decidedly chunkier. And again, there is nothing wrong with that. Yes, she would be hot as hell if she lived down the street or you saw her at a PTA meeting. But her job is to be a fantasy. An unapproachable hottie that guys can fap to as a dream.




You can't tell me there isn't a weight gain there. Again, it's perfectly fine if you're an office manager or an architect or something. But if your job is to be the hottest of hot, you should probably lay off the chicken wings in the skybox of the Dallas Cowboys stadium and watch those extra few pounds.

NYMoogle

Bob Ondeeznuts: You need to get your eyes checked.

Pic 1: I'm a dime-a-dozen teen pop star
Pic 2: Momma is hungry and penis is on the menu

Agreed.

But I still think she needs to hire a better stylist. She doesn't seem to know what kind of outfits look right on her.