ahhhh... sweet, sweet Republican tears... is there anything more tasty and refreshing?

I got choked up in spots during the big concert. Especially when that Soprano with the glee club did "You'll Never Walk Alone." Under normal circumstances, that song gets the waterworks going.

Code_Archeologist: ahhhh... sweet, sweet Republican tears... is there anything more tasty and refreshing?

Randite tears. Hard to find the genuine article, however.

But...but....Obama is historic.

Everyone jump on the bandwagon with your crying towel. wee

Yes, yes. Sweet delicious tears.

Must be fun for Bush to see his whole "legacy" dismantled in a week.

FTFH: Since this is from FOXNews, you know why they were crying

likely from onion farts.

fruitloop: FTFH: Since this is from FOXNews, you know why they were crying

likely from onion unicorn farts.

He is the chosen one, after all.

abb3w: Code_Archeologist: ahhhh... sweet, sweet Republican tears... is there anything more tasty and refreshing?

Randite tears. Hard to find the genuine article, however.

You just have to know where to look... and how to harvest them. The best places are unemployment lines and community pantries. Look for the people who are dressed significantly better than everybody else (the ones wearing $50 shirts, and possibly ties). Strike up a conversation with them about pulling one's self up by one's own bootstraps, and the crime of the government seizing fairly earned wealth at the point of a gun to give to those who choose not to work.

Darconix: That's because liberals are pussies. They cry at the drop of a hat. If I walked up to some liberal chick on the street, and took a steaming turd right in front of her, she'd probably start crying. Farking babies!

Your time is up, troll. Nobody bites anymore. *yawn*

Darconix: That's because liberals are pussies. They cry at the drop of a hat. If I walked up to some liberal chick on the street, and took a steaming turd right in front of her, she'd probably start crying. Farking babies!

DeadZone: He is the chosen one, after all.

Yes, he was the one chosen by a wide majority of American voters to serve as president. What is your point?

Darconix: If I walked up to some liberal chick on the street, and took a steaming turd right in front of her, she'd probably start crying. Farking babies!

well, you're a psycho

Darconix: That's because liberals are pussies. They cry at the drop of a hat. If I walked up to some liberal chick on the street, and took a steaming turd right in front of her, she'd probably start crying. Farking babies!

You sound cryful.

Darconix: That's because liberals are pussies. They cry at the drop of a hat. If I walked up to some liberal chick on the street, and took a steaming turd right in front of her, she'd probably start crying. Farking babies!


Even though you're quite possibly the most retarded troll I've ever seen on Fark, this made me laugh.

Darconix: That's because liberals are pussies. They cry at the drop of a hat. If I walked up to some liberal chick on the street, and took a steaming turd right in front of her, she'd probably start crying. Farking babies!

Meh, I've seen you do better than that.

Obama made hundreds of promises during the course of the presidential campaign -- could he possibly keep them all?

Fair and Balanced!

liberals killed their dog

abb3w: Code_Archeologist: ahhhh... sweet, sweet Republican tears... is there anything more tasty and refreshing?

Randite tears. Hard to find the genuine article, however.

Randites don't cry. They become saline entrepreneurs and should be rewarded by the market for their innovation in making saltwater available to industry.

I hear teh butthurt... well... hurts.

You all should've been at the Palazzo in Las Vegas on election night. That's where the Republicans were holding their "victory party". Most of them were drunk and crying like babies. They were going up to the workers there, demanding to know if they voted for the n*gger.

Darconix: AspectRatio: Yes, he was the one chosen by a wide majority of American voters to serve as president. What is your point?

47% of the people would've preferred the other guy. Taking the "I won" approach isn't exactly going to endear him in the minds of many.

pffft. numbers. obama was selected by a majority of the people. it doesn't matter if it was 50.^A% or 100%, he was selected by a majority of the people. this means that the minority of the people didn't vote for him and they are obviously stupid - not worth the time to win over. stupid minorities.

I know I was verklempt.

from the .pdf in their site:

6. Which one of the following do you think will be the single biggest policy
change the Obama administration will make in its first year? (READ AND RANDOMIZE 1-5)
1. Starting to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq
2. Closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay
3. Raising taxes
4. Holding direct diplomatic talks with Iran
5. Normalizing relations with Cuba



RANDOMIZE??

ahhhh... sweet, sweet Republican tears... is there anything more tasty and refreshing?

Yes. Republicans that are farking dead.

Now watch, some little crybaby from the party that actually implemented torture will probably whine that my mere words hurt his... feelings.

Bloody William: abb3w: Code_Archeologist: ahhhh... sweet, sweet Republican tears... is there anything more tasty and refreshing?

Randite tears. Hard to find the genuine article, however.

Randites don't cry. They become saline entrepreneurs and should be rewarded by the market for their innovation in making saltwater available to industry.

There is a reason you are on the favorites list. This would be some of that reason.

/That and "the thread." hehehe

That's because liberals are pussies. They cry at the drop of a hat. If I walked up to some liberal chick on the street, and took a steaming turd right in front of her, she'd probably start crying. Farking babies! - Darconix

Assholes don't cry...they may get leaky though. Let them leak out of power where they belong.

Code_Archeologist: ahhhh... sweet, sweet Republican tears... is there anything more tasty and refreshing?

Actually I read the article to be amused by some Fox spin saying something like "People were crying because they were sad that obama was taking office" or some such non-sense.

As it turns out, they did say that people were crying because they were happy to see obama in office, or that a black man got into the white house finally.

I don't see the reason for the Greenlight....unless fail-miter was trying to troll.

Darconix: took a steaming turd right in front of her

"Steaming turd" makes everything funnier. It is the closest thing we have in real life to the cartoon stink-lines we all wish we could see. "Steaming turd" is a return to the womb.

come on, COME ON PEOPLE WE NEED THE WAHMBULANCE, STAT!

I cried, but that was because I thought Obama had messed up his oath because he was nervous, I felt empathy for what I thought was a human moment... Later I found out the other guy had messed up the oath and Obama was confused. Meh, I take back my tears. I still like the guy, but apparently my feelings were misplaced.

My eyes became moist looking at the photo of Obama painting a wall in a shelter for homeless youths. I can imagine a homeless youth pointing out the wall (blue, of course) and saying:

"This wall was painted by the President of the United States of America for people like me. And he didn't have to do it, because it was a holiday."

Maybe someday I'll shed a tear at the George W. Bush Memorial Wood Pile and say:

"I can't say much good about him, but the man was a tree-chopping, big-giant-hole-digging machine, the greatest since Paul Bunyan."

"This all used to be a National Forest. And that, over there, used to be the economy."

And that's the Truth. Pbbbtttpbt!

I cried during the inauguration - but I think it was mostly because of the nipple clamps.

Obvious troll is rich and white

Well, I know I did...

But mostly because I was sitting in this chair with slats, naked... and then it got warm... and then, man...

/I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help.

I was ordering lunch at a Chick-fil-a drivethrough during the swearing in. It was only half a mile from the stretch of road I was driving on when I first heard about the 9/11 attacks on the radio.

This just in from Fox News... zzzzzzzz