STOP SHOUTING, JACKASS!!!

CAPS lOCK poetry, i like it

Who?

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Caps Lock doesn't like black people?

I think easiest way to make him explode during an interview is to keep calling him "Conway."

Imagine sitting with him in a theater during an action movie. You *know* he'd keep interrupting the dialogue every two minutes with "I COULD *SO* DO THAT! I COULD *SO* BE A TERMINATOR GUY!" and so on.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BILLY MAYS HERE

I wish there was a way to Double-Favorite someone.

Epic douche, this guy.

I really like your music Kanye, but you make it really hard to defend you.

I'd like to use an ellipsis some time today, but Kanye has apparently used them all up.

I thought that metaphor was actually pretty cool.

For a rap guy.
/ducks

/DNRTFA

jiaxiaobo:
For a rap guy.


yeah but who understands those rap guys, they only talk to her 'cause she looks like a total prostitute k?

Is it possible his name is really Kanye Wentz?

Tatsuma: I really like your music Kanye, but you make it really hard to defend you.

A) For the love of G-d, I thought you were smarter than that, my Friend.

B) Where the hell have you BEEN?

Who?

"I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY... WHEN ENCAPSULATED IN AN IDEA OR BOX LIKE A STAGE OR SHOE DESIGN I CREATE MAGIC... WHEN LEFT FREE SOMETIMES I BURN THINGS... IT'S THE NATURE OF A TRUE ARTIST AUTIST"

Fawke that Guy. No really.

Actually, you know what. I'm going to just go ahead and say this - I feel sorry for Daft Punk.

...though the money is good.

IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUIDBRAINS!!!

Hey, "genius", please observe:

most of that rambling is other people's famous quotes reworded....he's retarded. it's like if you tell a person something 10,000 times eventually theyll agree with you.

LonMead: Is it possible his name is really Kanye Wentz?
CAME HERE TO SAY THIS BUT I THINK I LIKE YELLING IT BETTER! KANYE YOU ARE SUCH A WENTZ!

CAPS LOCK: Cruise control for awesome!

I didn't know Steve Urkel was back on the scene.

Did I do that?

From somewhere up in heaven, both Malcolm X and MLK are looking
down on Mr. West, shaking their heads, and saying to each other
"This douchebag is the reason we got shot?"

/I call shotgun!

When I first heard that "Gold-digger" song, I thought, wow, way to f*** up a Ray Charles song, douchey.

Genius? Puleaze.

jiaxiaobo: I thought that metaphor was actually pretty cool.


Me too! But Kanye'll have to show and prove. He's yet to impress me with his work. Not that he HAS to do it to impress me. Jus' sayin'...

If he really is nuclear energy, can we just throw him in a fridge and see what happens???

When music historians look back upon our times, it will be remembered with great irony that the "Beethoven of the 21st Century" was not well versed in netiquette.

Someone break this guy's fingers so he'll stop yelling.

Nuclear waste has the same effect.

LonMead: Is it possible his name is really Kanye Wentz?

Win!

I am starting to loathe Kanye with the heat of 1000 suns.

Slu: I am starting to loathe Kanye with the heat of 1000 suns.

Starting? I don't care how much better he is than his awful competition, he doesn't nearly have the talent to act like a complete and total douche/wentz and make it acceptable.

FeedTheCollapse: Starting? I don't care how much better he is than his awful competition, he doesn't nearly have the talent to act like a complete and total douche/wentz and make it acceptable.

There's some part of Fark that makes me believe that Kanye is really misunderstood and that his comments are always taken out of context. This is Fark, and the only music news that routinely goes green is what will inspire threads full of bile and rage.

That said, damn, I'm getting sick of this Wentz.

Kanye Wanker shouted over the only live performance of The Police I'll ever see. He deserves all the mocking and ridicule FARK can heap on him.

"I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY... WHEN ENCAPSULATED IN AN IDEA OR BOX LIKE A STAGE OR SHOE DESIGN I CREATE MAGIC... WHEN LEFT FREE SOMETIMES I BURN THINGS... IT'S THE NATURE OF A TRUE ARTIST"


Can someone tell this douchebag that he wasn't designing shiat? They just want your name to sell more shoes, just like you want their name to validate yours, otherwise you'd design them yourself instead of looking for Mr.Vuitton, Jackass...


LonMead: Is it possible his name is really Kanye Wentz?

EPIC...WIN!!!

OK, so someone's all "he's better than the competition." SO, he's better than, say Soul Ja boy? hahahha

I am nuclear energy

was that whole thing just one big run-on sentence, with ellipses? No wonder I hate this guy's music.

Tatsuma: I really like your music Kanye, but you make it really hard to defend you.

A huge THIS...

GODDAMN JEWS! TITTY SPRINKLES!

I FARTED AND IT SMELLED LIKE CHEESE MIXED WITH HOT GARBAGE!

Kayne's uppercase usage is strongly reminiscent of Garrett Morris' interpretation for the deaf on the SNL Weekend Update of the 70s.

Dispatches from Kanye West, super-scientist:

A) Nuclear energy = magic
B) Ideal storage/containment for nuclear materials: ideas, some kind of box
C) Unexplored possible applications for nuclear research: shoes
D) Do not leave nuclear material free: it will burn stuff

Tatsuma: I really like your music Kanye, but you make it really hard to defend you.

Holy shiat. You're alive. And you're not a Nigerian scammer!

So he crazy or what?

Kanye West is Kanye Wests biggest fan.