280,000 in one week doesnt seem that much but i suppose its good numbers to show that digital music can sell.

objectively, said song is totally formulaic but didn t make me feel like stabbing someone, which is a good thing I guess

I went to one of her concerts once (it was awesome, I was one of only non pre-tweens there) and had a great time with my friends rocking out to Kelly's music.

I guess, somehow, people figured out where her mom was sitting, and then started forming lines (in the middle of the concert no less) to get her autograph. Then security toughened up and moved Mrs. Clarkson away from the throning masses.

I remain confused as to why anyone would want her mom's autograph.

My Life Would Suck Without You? Seriously?

I had to double-check to make sure this wasn't an Onion article.

Here's the video (new window)

it sounds like "since u been gone." no wonder it's a hit.

My appreciation of Kelly went up immensely after seeing this clip of her slugging JD straight from the bottle and singing "Sweet Child o'Mine" with the parody band Metal Skool. (new window) Note some bad language.

John Buck 41: My Life Would Suck Without You? Seriously?

I had to double-check to make sure this wasn't an Onion article.

No kidding. That title sounds like something I would've written in 5th grade, and I would've written it as a parody. And I'm not even a good songwriter.

I don't see how anybody can remotely enjoy the rehashed drivel she caterwauls.

Insipidity is the highest musical crime.

http://myspace.com/daveyunderground

Pentaxian: My appreciation of Kelly went up immensely after seeing this clip of her slugging JD straight from the bottle and singing "Sweet Child o'Mine" with the parody band Metal Skool.

My appreciation of her went up immensely after seeing that bikini shot of her from behind. Mmmmm... sweet can...

Oh who am I kidding? I wanted to throw a fark into that well before I saw those bikini pictures.

Wrapped in Piano Strings: John Buck 41: My Life Would Suck Without You? Seriously?

I had to double-check to make sure this wasn't an Onion article.

No kidding. That title sounds like something I would've written in 5th grade, and I would've written it as a parody. And I'm not even a good songwriter.

I guess Life Sucks And Then You Die was too much of a cliche.

My appreciation went up when this song was released, the musical equivalent of Vin Diesel crawling back to the Fast and the Furious producers after a few flops.

robsul82: My appreciation went up when this song was released, the musical equivalent of Vin Diesel crawling back to the Fast and the Furious producers after a few flops.

That's not a half-bad analogy.

mrEdude: Speaking of drivel, it's mrEdude.

I bet you use words like 'sheeple' in your everyday conversation.

Welcome to my ignorelist, population you.

mrEdude:
Insipidity is the highest musical crime.

In that case, you're risking the death penalty.

I've seen that Dave Underground link a dozen times from different people. I've listened to it. Not that great.

Kelly Clarkson has some actual talent. I enjoy her voice and she seems like she's still a real down to earth person that just happened to become famous.

I'm not a fan of her music really, I just think she's got a good voice. That's all.

/angry fist of God oblig...

Say what you will about her albums, but her live shows are TERRIBLE. (pops)

It's nice to know talentless Farkers love Kelly Clarkson.

Let's face it, SOMEBODY has to be buying that shiit.

PS "Sheeple"?

Are you, like, some new kinda stupid?

Naked Reporta (2009-01-16, 12:45:52 AM) [TOTALFARK]: This song is going to be bigger than her ass.

Called it two weeks ago.

would hit

John Buck 41: Wrapped in Piano Strings: John Buck 41: My Life Would Suck Without You? Seriously?

I had to double-check to make sure this wasn't an Onion article.

No kidding. That title sounds like something I would've written in 5th grade, and I would've written it as a parody. And I'm not even a good songwriter.

I guess Life Sucks And Then You Die was too much of a cliche.

Panic at the Disco already wrote that one.

Great ASSSSSSSSSS!!!

/Pacino

Pentaxian: My appreciation of Kelly went up immensely after seeing this clip of her slugging JD straight from the bottle and singing "Sweet Child o'Mine" with the parody band Metal Skool. (new window) Note some bad language.

Her bf should have stfu though. He sucks.

milowitz: Great ASSSSSSSSSS!!!

/Pacino

Thissssssssssssss

damn, max martin has written another #1 hit. i wonder how he ranks with best selling musicians of all time. he's still young and has been writing hits for 10 years. wow.

mrEdude: I don't see how anybody can remotely enjoy the rehashed drivel she caterwauls.

Insipidity is the highest musical crime.

http://myspace.com/daveyunderground

your provided link is full of shiatty music. i assume it's yours. i award you this:

Pentaxian: My appreciation of Kelly went up immensely after seeing this clip of her slugging JD straight from the bottle and singing "Sweet Child o'Mine" with the parody band Metal Skool. (new window) Note some bad language.

Get this shiat to Simon Cowell ASAP. If American Idol was based around the JD + impromptu covers format, I might actually watch it.

Kelly Clarkson's songs are just about the only pop songs I listen to more than once. She has a great voice, and her personality is much more tolerable than the other pop stars out there.

Fark U:
Wow, shut up stupid.

Wow, follow your own advice. What are you, 12?

cinterclawz: damn, max martin has written another #1 hit. i wonder how he ranks with best selling musicians of all time. he's still young and has been writing hits for 10 years. wow.

Hit songs Max Martin has written:

"Quit Playing Games With My Heart"
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"
"...Baby One More Time"
"I Want It That Way"
"Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely"
"(You Drive Me) Crazy"
"That's the Way It Is" (Celine Dion)
"It's My Life" (Bon Jovi)
"Oops!... I Did It Again"
"It's Gonna Be Me" (N'Sync)
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
"Since U Been Gone"
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
"U + Ur Hand" (Pink)
"Feels Like Tonight" (Daughtry)
"I Kissed a Girl"
"Hot N Cold" (Katy Perry)
"So What" (Pink)
"My Life Would Suck Without You"

I mean, I'm not arguing those are all my favorite songs, but daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...

I came only for the pictures.

/tee hee!

OMG WANT

Doing a Kelly Clarkson GIS yields the suggestion:

related searches: Kelly Clarkson Fat


/we got another Jessica Simpson

Jesus Christ that song is catchy. Which means it's simple and has a hook. Which means it's meant to sell ten million copies. Which means... It probably will. DAMN YOU KELLY CLARKSON!

/I have no idea why I said that, but it makes perfect sense.

Funbags: OMG WANT

I think she looks pretty hot in that middle picture. You know, like a real woman, not one of those airbrushed plastic whores you see on the internets. And the last one she just looks weird because she was caught with her mouth open. The first one is horrible, though. Bad choice of a dress for her body type.

playblu: cinterclawz: damn, max martin has written another #1 hit. i wonder how he ranks with best selling musicians of all time. he's still young and has been writing hits for 10 years. wow.

Hit songs Max Martin has written:

"Quit Playing Games With My Heart"
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"
"...Baby One More Time"
"I Want It That Way"
"Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely"
"(You Drive Me) Crazy"
"That's the Way It Is" (Celine Dion)
"It's My Life" (Bon Jovi)
"Oops!... I Did It Again"
"It's Gonna Be Me" (N'Sync)
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
"Since U Been Gone"
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
"U + Ur Hand" (Pink)
"Feels Like Tonight" (Daughtry)
"I Kissed a Girl"
"Hot N Cold" (Katy Perry)
"So What" (Pink)
"My Life Would Suck Without You"

I mean, I'm not arguing those are all my favorite songs, but daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...

exactly what i'm saying. it's not that i like all his songs, but he apparently knows how to write songs that are popular. he even worked with Apocalyptica on writing their best charting song. It's impressive.