Will they paint a giant Eddie on the side? Because that would rock.

Well fark! This is the seventh sign of the seventh sigh.

If we're going by greenlights, I think that makes this the third hotel Iron Maiden has opened in the last ten days.

Is the address 22 Acadia Avenue?

Is it the Hallowed Be Thy Name Inn?

The Transylvania Suite?

The Run to the Hills (Run for Your Life) Gym?

I hope Nicko isn't the valet. If he is, be sure to tip him well.

But will there be Sanctuary from the law?

"But I am a free man!" said Harris...

Ahh the Loneliness of the Long Distance to the Ice Machine.

Does happy hour start 2 Minutes to Midnight?

If I were a stranger in a strange land like England, I'd want to stay there.

You have to be a real trooper to stay there. The manager is a complete powerslave. They're promoting it as a family place, so you might want to look elsewhere if you're bothered by children of the damned. So, stop feeling like you've wasted years, quit being a stranger in a strange land, and book a room today.

/the headline
//so....much.....fail

I heard it was located back in the village. They expect you to behave there cause they are aware of the evil that men do. They say bring your family, hell, bring your daughter to the slaughter.

/got nothing

Iron Maiden rules.

Obviously a dual weapon man since they say he fenced foil and he's holding a saber in the pic. He and Neil Diamond can duke it out for the music fencing championship.

Checking for a Bruce Dickinson post, leaving without it.