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(Just Jared) Dumbass Just when you thought douchebag Pete Wentz couldn't get anymore douchier he goes and grows a biker mustache   (justjared.buzznet.com) divider line 50
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 06:48:19 PM  
Now, more than ever, I want to see Sal Fasano beat the shiat out of this wentz.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 06:50:44 PM  
What a Wentz

 
LewDux 2009-01-29 06:59:11 PM  
Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:08:02 PM  
Who?

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:12:03 PM  
It's an Ashlee flavor saver.

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:13:22 PM  
I'm not entirely sure who this person is, but he's now on my list with that douchebag yuppie from the UPS commercials as "completely pussified males that truly need a beating just for existing."

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:13:53 PM  
Pete Wentz and the like are the reason i cannot listen to WBRU anymore. I just can't. Not with douches like this on the alternative scene.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:20:05 PM  
It looks ridiculous on that baby face.

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:28:04 PM  
LewDux: Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

Just some Wentzbag.

 
MuckSP [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:30:29 PM  
Just when you thought douchewentzbag Pete Wentz couldn't get anymore douchwentzier he goes and grows a biker mustache

FTFY subby

 
brookgo 2009-01-29 07:30:30 PM  
Sgt Otter: LewDux: Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

Just some Wentzbag.


No, no, no. That's like saying "douchebagbag." Wentz will do just fine.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-29 07:30:48 PM  
FriarReb98: Pete Wentz and the like are the reason i cannot listen to WBRU anymore. I just can't. Not with douches like this on the alternative scene.

Thats why it is a weekly ritual amongst my friends and I to call BRU on Friday and Saturday nights and drunkenly yell at them. Usually I ask for them to play Bad Brains and they now know me as 'Drunk Bad Brains Kid'. Im not proud and it hasnt worked yet. Some day maybe, I dont plan to give up anytime soon.

/The DJs are actually pretty cool
//Just dont know anything about music

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-01-29 07:42:23 PM  
brookgo: Sgt Otter: LewDux: Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

Just some Wentzbag.

No, no, no. That's like saying "douchebagbag." Wentz will do just fine.


Hmmm, I'm not sure. I think we decided awhile back that Wentz=douche, not douchebag.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-29 07:45:53 PM  
Eunuch Provocateur: brookgo: Sgt Otter: LewDux: Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

Just some Wentzbag.

No, no, no. That's like saying "douchebagbag." Wentz will do just fine.

Hmmm, I'm not sure. I think we decided awhile back that Wentz=douche, not douchebag.


Wentz or Wentzbag, the guy is still a total Wentz(bag).

 
IronTom [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:46:03 PM  
I don't know who it is, but I thought it looked pretty good.

 
titwrench 2009-01-29 07:48:09 PM  
I have been sporting that "stash" for a couple of years now and I have never had the`desire to shave it off until now.

/Why should I change he's the one who sucks.

 
xdedd 2009-01-29 07:51:29 PM  
He indeed is a total douche, but those 'staches are pervaliciously awesome.

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-01-29 07:53:06 PM  
Gunny Highway: Eunuch Provocateur: brookgo: Sgt Otter: LewDux: Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

Just some Wentzbag.

No, no, no. That's like saying "douchebagbag." Wentz will do just fine.

Hmmm, I'm not sure. I think we decided awhile back that Wentz=douche, not douchebag.

Wentz or Wentzbag, the guy is still a total Wentz(bag).


Pete Wentz like Cake

/I keed, I keed

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-29 08:02:12 PM  
Eunuch Provocateur: Pete Wentz like Cake

Haha. If someone called me a Cakebag I would probably take it as a compliment. It sounds delicious.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 08:04:44 PM  
Gunny Highway: Eunuch Provocateur: Pete Wentz like Cake

Haha. If someone called me a Cakebag I would probably take it as a compliment. It sounds delicious.


It sounds like a bad censoring.

You stupid Cake-head! Don't talk about Cake over the Cake-ing phone!!

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-29 08:06:54 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: You stupid Cake-head! Don't talk about Cake over the Cake-ing phone!!

Aww Cake you buddy. My idea was much cake-ing better.

 
weepy meat 2009-01-29 08:15:23 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: Gunny Highway: Eunuch Provocateur: Pete Wentz like Cake

Haha. If someone called me a Cakebag I would probably take it as a compliment. It sounds delicious.

It sounds like a bad censoring.


Mother Father Chinese Dentist!

 
Sherjo311 2009-01-29 08:47:10 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: It's an Ashlee flavor saver.

unless her cooter tastes like delicious bacon, it probably isn't worth it

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-29 08:50:34 PM  
Sherjo311: unless her cooter tastes like delicious bacon, it probably isn't worth it

Things to do:
1) Buy Milk
2) Get oil changed
3) fark Ashley Simpson
4) Send out bills

Great now my entire day is shot.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-29 08:55:09 PM  
Gunny Highway: Things to do:
1) Buy Milk
2) Get oil changed
3) fark Ashley Simpson
4) Send out bills

Great now my entire day is shot.


Damn well my bad joke failed.

/The Wentz is me.

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-01-29 09:06:30 PM  
www.douchebagalert.com

 
self destruction 2009-01-29 10:01:04 PM  
madmegan.files.wordpress.com
/well quite
//do you think he borrows his wife's eyeliner or buys his own? just wondering

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 10:32:10 PM  
I never cared about this guy before but that mustache makes me want to go out, find him, and beat him to death with a brick.

He is truly a total wentz.

 
Wentzbag 2009-01-29 10:52:15 PM  
Sgt Otter: LewDux: Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

Just some Wentzbag.


How dare you insult me so.

 
sugarmagnolia94 2009-01-29 11:06:02 PM  
FTF"A":
"The 29-year-old married man"

probably the saddest thing of all.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 11:10:32 PM  
Eunuch Provocateur: brookgo: Sgt Otter: LewDux: Who is this guy and why fark.com is so obsessed with him?

Just some Wentzbag.

No, no, no. That's like saying "douchebagbag." Wentz will do just fine.

Hmmm, I'm not sure. I think we decided awhile back that Wentz=douche, not douchebag.



we need to coalesce in the near future and come to a clear understanding with this one. It's important, dammit

 
Wentzbag 2009-01-29 11:19:28 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: we need to coalesce in the near future and come to a clear understanding with this one. It's important, dammit

Wentz himself said that his name was a synonym for "douchebag". I was just afraid that if I went with "Wentz" for a login, people might get the wrong idea.

 
Zaphod B. [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 11:28:04 PM  
xdedd: He indeed is a total douche, but those 'staches are pervaliciously awesome.

Thanks, maybe I don't have to shave mine off after all.

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-29 11:29:37 PM  
Zaphod B.:

Your name reminded me. After all these years I caved today and watched The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you haven't seen it I strongly suggest you don't.

/threadjack

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-01-30 12:05:50 AM  
Wentzbag: HappyHarryHardOn: we need to coalesce in the near future and come to a clear understanding with this one. It's important, dammit

Wentz himself said that his name was a synonym for "douchebag". I was just afraid that if I went with "Wentz" for a login, people might get the wrong idea.


But if Wentz stood for douchebag, what if you just want to say douche? That's why I am a proponent of the forementioned Wentz=douche rule

 
JAVSinCity 2009-01-30 12:09:37 AM  
Someone needs to put him on the oldest Cessna we can find and have said Cessna fly over The Bermuda Triangle until some mystical shiat happens (unlikely) or the plane runs out of gas and plunges into the Atlantic(guaranteed). Make the UPS Wentz (or Wentzbag whatever the proper vernacular is) pilot the thing.

 
Eunuch Provocateur 2009-01-30 12:10:07 AM  
And as for Mr. Wentz himself saying that his name is synonymous with douchebag I say his opinion is moot, as he is in fact, a Wentz

 
Zaphod B. [TotalFark] 2009-01-30 12:44:30 AM  
Ashtrey: Zaphod B.:

Your name reminded me. After all these years I caved today and watched The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you haven't seen it I strongly suggest you don't.

/threadjack


I just recently re-read the trilogy (all four), which is something I strongly suggest you do.

 
Zombie Eater 2009-01-30 01:17:33 AM  
FriarReb98: Pete Wentz and the like are the reason i cannot listen to WBRU anymore. I just can't. Not with douches like this on the alternative scene.

media.lawrence.com

It's only alternative when it's not what's played on every other channel. Wentz' crap is an alternative to silence, nothing more.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-30 01:31:52 AM  
Zombie Eater: It's only alternative when it's not what's played on every other channel. Wentz' crap is an alternative to silence, nothing more.

It's the alternative to Disturbed, Nickleback, and Seether which is played on 94HJY in RI. WBRU plays "alternative rock" which used to be cool but has slowly become really bad. Where we live those clowns are on the Alternative rock station.

 
ThatWouldBeMostGood 2009-01-30 02:20:12 AM  
i12.photobucket.com



2.bp.blogspot.com

www.televisionwithoutpity.com

blahblahblahblog.quickdfw.com

All more Wentz than Wentz could ever be...

 
JAVSinCity 2009-01-30 02:39:12 AM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again: John Oates looks like that creepy uncle you never wanted to be alone in a room with.

/Room's getting all spinny...be-because of the gay.

 
zunkus 2009-01-30 02:43:02 AM  
I was personally going to try to bring the moustache look back and this farking wentznozzle has to set all my hard work back.

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-01-30 02:43:22 AM  
I kinda gave him some slack previously because I thought he was a kid, but this article says he's 29. What a wentz.

 
ragnarqk 2009-01-30 03:58:02 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn: What a Wentz

Came to say this.

 
ErikShocker 2009-01-30 06:00:22 AM  
Oh, I get another chance to post this urbandictionary link for Wentzbag (new window)

/sorry I'm late to the party folks, I had stuff to do.

 
busy chillin' 2009-01-30 10:24:13 AM  
It has been said, but it really can't be said enough.

What a Wentz!

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-30 12:40:52 PM  
Zaphod B.: Ashtrey: Zaphod B.:

Your name reminded me. After all these years I caved today and watched The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you haven't seen it I strongly suggest you don't.

/threadjack

I just recently re-read the trilogy (all four), which is something I strongly suggest you do.


You mean six. THGTTG, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life, The Universe, and Everything, So long, and Thanks for all the Fish, Young Zaphod Plays it Safe, and Mostly Harmless.

pds.egloos.com

 
spookybee 2009-01-30 01:51:51 PM  
"I might bring this s- back, it's so trashy. I love the mullet and stache, for real..."

seriously someone plz kill it with fire.

 
jonohull 2009-01-30 04:20:35 PM  
spookybee: "I might bring this s- back, it's so trashy. I love the mullet and stache, for real..."

seriously someone plz kill it with fire.


Yeah, he's "not ironic or anything."

What a tard.

 
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