Dear American Pigdog Infidel,

We are great, thanks for asking. We will have a nuclear weapon soon and you can kiss our Persian asses for real then.

Love,

Ayatollah Sheik Yerbouti

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Dear American Pigdog Infidel,

We are great, thanks for asking. We will have a nuclear weapon soon and you can kiss our Persian asses for real then.

Love,

Ayatollah Sheik Yerbouti

Hopefully Obama can shake the world view that unless you have nukes, you aren't going to be treated as a serious player.

Peace in our time?!?!

Bored Horde: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Dear American Pigdog Infidel,

We are great, thanks for asking. We will have a nuclear weapon soon and you can kiss our Persian asses for real then.

Love,

Ayatollah Sheik Yerbouti

Hopefully Obama can shake the world view that unless you have nukes, you aren't going to be treated as a serious player.

Interesting idea if all Iran cares about is the US or international standing. I think nuclear Pakistan and nuclear Israel have a little more relevance to them, though.

Interesting play. Appealing to the Iranian people by de-mystifying Americans might play well with them, especially if the Iranian hardline leadership continues to go "ZOMG DEATH TO AMERICA"

I'm torn on this one.

"BTW, not every farking word I say is a slag against Islam.

... stupid goat-farking Muslims." - Obama

You can't negotiate with Arabs. Did the Bay of Pigs teach us nothing?

KaponoFor3: I'm torn on this one

Saying something good about Obama is going to make your head explode, isn't it?

/mostly kidding

40below: You can't negotiate with Arabs. Did the Bay of Pigs teach us nothing?

awesome. nothing has taught us anything.

mofroe: Saying something good about Obama is going to make your head explode, isn't it?

Not at all. I will judge him on his acts, not his words or party affiliation. Things like telling the House Dems to take the STD stuff out of the "stimulus" bill is worthy of applause.

Dear Iran,

Do you like me?

A. Yes :)

B. No :(


President Obama

40below: You can't negotiate with Arabs. Did the Bay of Pigs teach us nothing?

I think you broke my brain.

KaponoFor3: I will judge him on his acts, not his words or party affiliation

Dammit, stop being reasonable and allow me to paint you with my broad brush, will ya?

KaponoFor3: Things like telling the House Dems to take the STD stuff out of the "stimulus" bill is worthy of applause.

I could not disagree more. I think it was an unnecessary concession that brought no additional votes to the table. Now, if you are talking about the amount of money, I will listen to that line of thinking, but other than that I don't think we are going to agree on that point.

filth: Interesting idea if all Iran cares about is the US or international standing. I think nuclear Pakistan and nuclear Israel have a little more relevance to them, though.

America has a loooot of sway with both countries. We (NATO in general) needs to invest in Pakistan to counter the huge Chinese influence there. Assurances that India will never be allowed to invade would go a long way.

KaponoFor3: Interesting play. Appealing to the Iranian people by de-mystifying Americans might play well with them, especially if the Iranian hardline leadership continues to go "ZOMG DEATH TO AMERICA"

I'm torn on this one.

There's nothing to be torn about. Young Iranians chafe at the rule of the Islamic Sharia law, being supportive and investing in Iran's future will net a powerful regional ally. We could start by helping them get Nuclear reactors up and running, and giving assurances that the Israelis would not be allowed to bomb them.

mofroe: Dammit, stop being reasonable and allow me to paint you with my broad brush, will ya?

I'll try my bes... SECRET MOOSLIM TERRORIST FIST JAB

mofroe: I could not disagree more. I think it was an unnecessary concession that brought no additional votes to the table. Now, if you are talking about the amount of money, I will listen to that line of thinking, but other than that I don't think we are going to agree on that point.

Meh, sneaking it through on a bill for stimulating the economy was a little on the sly.

There does need to be a national dialogue on birth control and abortion, in America and Canada. The whole "Abstinence Only" movement needs to be brutally quashed before it spreads any further at the local church level. Yeah, its nice to delude yourself into thinking your 14 year old daughter doesn't need to hear about condoms, but teens have been farking since time immemorial, and getting STDs to prove it.

Hmm, Iran, Abortions, Israel, Pakistan and Democrats vs Repubs. This will be a fun thread.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ayatollah Sheik Yerbouti

/thread

Bored Horde: Meh, sneaking it through on a bill for stimulating the economy was a little on the sly

Fair enough

KaponoFor3: I'll try my bes... SECRET MOOSLIM TERRORIST FIST JAB

Much better. Next time could you work in an Anti-Christ or another 9/11 though? TIA

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

DEAR IN CHRIST ALLAH,

I AM EVANG. SAMUEL EZE PRESIDENT BARRACK OBAMA OF GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

I KNOW THAT THIS LETTER MAY COME TO YOU AS A SUPRISE ,PLEASE I WANT TO BE A DISTRIBUTOR AND A PUBLISHER OF YOUR EVANGELISM BOOKS,AM SOLICITING TO AFFILIATE MY ORGANISATION UNDER YOUR CO-OPEARTION.

PLEASE SEND TO ME THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS AS REGARDS TO THIS REQUEST I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF THIS REQUEST WILL BE GRANTED. IF YOU HAVE ANY OF YOUR BOOKS THAT I WILL SELL IN RETURNS KINDLY LET ME KNOW.

AS YOU DO THIS FOR ME GOD ALLAH WILL SURELY BLESS YOU AMEN.

ANTICIPATING YOUR URGENT REPLY SOONEST

YOURS BROTHER IN CHRIST ALLAH

(EVANG,SAMUEL EZE. PRES, BARRACK OBAMA.

mofroe: Fair enough

If you do a poll and it shows that the majority of Americans want their kids to know what a condom looks like, and the Republicans scream and howl every time that you bring up legislation to force schools to teach that information... then the Democrats could really drive home that the GOP has completely sailed off into loopy-tunes land and is ignoring their base*.

*The base of Center and Center-Right (America style)

40below: You can't negotiate with Arabs. Did the Bay of Pigs teach us nothing?



Quizzical kitten is quizzical.

Il Douchey: Peace in our time?!?!

this guy is a monster. can we start the impeachment proceedings yet?

bulldg4life: this guy is a monster. can we start the impeachment proceedings yet?

Can we impeach someone who was never eligible for the office in the first place?

cousin-merle: bulldg4life: this guy is a monster. can we start the impeachment proceedings yet?

Can we impeach someone who was never eligible for the office in the first place?

You just broke my brain.

Damn you subby, I laughed at this one, especially after I saw the title of the article.

This is why I am glad Obama is president. Helps me forget about the dreadful stimulus package they're fleeing us with. Sensible foreign policy, call them out on their "peaceful intentions". No more of this "don't talk to enemies" horseshiat we've been getting for the past several years. To all the Islamo-haters and folks that don't like this: suck it, you fear mongering pigs.

.

/hotter than U-235

What is the point of this? Would it not be very weird if the president of another country just sent us all a letter?

His foreign policy sounds retarded.


/but you knew that already, and you elected him anyway

Subby:The weather had been cold in Washington. How is it there? Sincerely, President Obama

Is it warm in Washington now?

What an idiot, the 30 year old policy of isolation and aggression towards Iran has been an unequivocal success.

Bored Horde: There's nothing to be torn about. Young Iranians chafe at the rule of the Islamic Sharia law, being supportive and investing in Iran's future will net a powerful regional ally. We could start by helping them get Nuclear reactors up and running, and giving assurances that the Israelis would not be allowed to bomb them.

We've heard the stories of Iran's liberal youth since the Islamic Revolution. All it goes to show is Iranian young people are no different than young people anywhere.


Iranian youth go through a rebellious phrase, an idealistic phase, and then they turn into their parents, which in Iran's case is "ZOMG DEATH TO TEH GAYS AND INFIDELS", "PERSIANS TRUE MUSLIMS!!!1111ELEVEN IRAN MORE HARDCORE MUSLIM THAN TEH ARABS IN CONTROL OF MECCA!"

Yeah, it's going to take a glass parking lot or an Obamiracle to break that cycle. Persians are too full of fail to it on their own.

Gated Community Organizer: Would it not be very weird if the president of another country just sent us all a letter?

Why, sure if it was the last president. Being as he couldn't read or write.

wolvernova: This is why I am glad Obama is president. Helps me forget about the dreadful stimulus package they're fleeing us with. Sensible foreign policy, call them out on their "peaceful intentions". No more of this "don't talk to enemies" horseshiat we've been getting for the past several years. To all the Islamo-haters and folks that don't like this: suck it, you fear mongering pigs.



OK I'll bite.

You can accept the asinine "stimulus" package, even though you know it is BS? Just because Obama is taking a new new and incorrect plan to befriend our enemies? The people of Iran are not the problem, the government is.

Sensible Foreign Policy? No it is Senseless Foreign Policy,

Blathering Idjut: . Being as he couldn't read or write.


Oh, that is right, Bush was stupid. I forgot.

The Harvard and Yale degrees are worthless?

Gated Community Organizer: wolvernova: This is why I am glad Obama is president. Helps me forget about the dreadful stimulus package they're fleeing us with. Sensible foreign policy, call them out on their "peaceful intentions". No more of this "don't talk to enemies" horseshiat we've been getting for the past several years. To all the Islamo-haters and folks that don't like this: suck it, you fear mongering pigs.



OK I'll bite.

You can accept the asinine "stimulus" package, even though you know it is BS? Just because Obama is taking a new new and incorrect plan to befriend our enemies? The people of Iran are not the problem, the government is.

Sensible Foreign Policy? No it is Senseless Foreign Policy,

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your Fark login restricts you from actual discussion. You must stay in the Trollzone.

/shoo

to do it*

/FTFM

beoswulf:
We've heard the stories of Iran's liberal youth since the Islamic Revolution. All it goes to show is Iranian young people are no different than young people anywhere.


Iranian youth go through a rebellious phrase, an idealistic phase, and then they turn into their parents, which in Iran's case is "ZOMG DEATH TO TEH GAYS AND INFIDELS", "PERSIANS TRUE MUSLIMS!!!1111ELEVEN IRAN MORE HARDCORE MUSLIM THAN TEH ARABS IN CONTROL OF MECCA!"

Yeah, it's going to take a glass parking lot or an Obamiracle to break that cycle. Persians are too full of fail to it on their own.

There are plenty of middle-aged liberal-to-moderate Iranians leftover from the Revolution who simply remain quiet because they've either lost hope or are afraid of oppression.

Cyclometh: I'm sorry to tell you this, but your Fark login restricts you from actual discussion.



Says the person whose login is Cyclometh? Nothing trollish about my post sister.

40below: You can't negotiate with Arabs. Did the Bay of Pigs teach us nothing?

I didn't realize the Bay of Pigs involved ARABS from IRAN. If only those Persians in Saudi Arabia could have stopped them.

/I'm sure that's not the only factual problem in that post but I'm too young to remember it and went to a public school

Gated Community Organizer: What is the point of this? Would it not be very weird if the president of another country just sent us all a letter?

His foreign policy sounds retarded.


/but you knew that already, and you elected him anyway

St. Reagan was a prolific letter writer.

This is how diplomatic relations begin.

Dear President Apostate,

Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!

Gated Community Organizer: wolvernova: This is why I am glad Obama is president. Helps me forget about the dreadful stimulus package they're fleeing us with. Sensible foreign policy, call them out on their "peaceful intentions". No more of this "don't talk to enemies" horseshiat we've been getting for the past several years. To all the Islamo-haters and folks that don't like this: suck it, you fear mongering pigs.



OK I'll bite.

You can accept the asinine "stimulus" package, even though you know it is BS? Just because Obama is taking a new new and incorrect plan to befriend our enemies? The people of Iran are not the problem, the government is.

Sensible Foreign Policy? No it is Senseless Foreign Policy,

I just said it helps me forget about it. For now. I really just throw that out there to let any hardcore neocons and KOStards know that they're wasting time picking a partisan fight with me. I'm pretty pissed at Obama for the stimulus, but happy that he is diplomatically engaging Iran, and think that a sensible foreign policy will be a nice change for us.

Yes I said sensible. Call these leaders out for what they are. Let the world see them for the hypocrites and liars they are. You cannot do that with preconditions for negotiations, or other childish games like that. Ignoring our enemies almost always fails (exception: Libya). The status quo cannot continue like this forever.

40below: You can't negotiate with Arabs. Did the Bay of Pigs teach us nothing?

[begins slow clap] this has everything I look for in a fark post. Every day I strive to achieve this level of hilarity, surreality, and succinctness.

Diogenes: St. Reagan was a prolific letter writer.


With the Iranians?

Gated Community Organizer: Blathering Idjut: . Being as he couldn't read or write.


Oh, that is right, Bush was stupid. I forgot.

The Harvard and Yale degrees are worthless?

No they are worth a lot and cost a lot. Which is why rich retards can get them.


/don't think he's a retard

Perhaps they are willing to make deals with us? You know like Hamas does with Israel.

Gated Community Organizer: Diogenes: St. Reagan was a prolific letter writer.


With the Iranians?

To other of our enemies of his day. Like the Soviets.

wolvernova: Ignoring our enemies almost always fails (exception: Libya)



We bombed the shnizzle out of Quaddaffi's arse. That is what turned him around, also him seeing us blow some other muthas out of their hidey holes did not get by him.