Thelocal? Hmm... lemme see...



How do you say "Guidette" in german?

I hear schnitzengruben makes good bait.

Can we give them ours?

Caption is full of win!

Must not godwin.... must not godwin..... ahhh the desire has passed.

They should get something tangible for all those campaign contributions.

George Von Schumblebush.

Not quite a hitler, a little less evil and he will be there.

Can we sell them ours? Or is that illegal now?

Umm...Germany...ya had one.

Not much hilarity ensued.

NOT YOURS.



/Tell ya what, if you can find a German Jew to fall in love with, I might let ya worship him or her

Elvis Da King: That's a good idea, George, isn't it?

Nice! And here I thought, "Yeah, but I'll never find the right image."

Now we just need a nice "whirl whirl twist and twirl. Jump around like a flying squirrel" reference.

+1 subby

+1 elvis

been at least 30 years

Elect David Hasselhoff.

Having heard many a story about how Germany treats its immigrant community; I will eat my hat if they elect one to their highest post.

Well, this is quite a turnaround.

/Someone with a small mustache must be spinning.

TFA: Some 76 percent of 1,000 people surveyed by pollster Forsa for weekly magazine Stern said Germany needed a politician with the same sort of charisma as the new American leader.

Germans yearn for a charismatic young leader amidst a global economic recession?

I think I've read this story before. Can't remember how it turns out.

If they want one so bad, why don't they just make one? You know the Germans make good stuff.

Doc Daneeka: TFA: Some 76 percent of 1,000 people surveyed by pollster Forsa for weekly magazine Stern said Germany needed a politician with the same sort of charisma as the new American leader.

Germans yearn for a charismatic young leader amidst a global economic recession?

I think I've read this story before. Can't remember how it turns out.

I believe the Polish were invited and cake was served.

I will loan them my Obama for a day in exchange for thirty ShamWows.

I've never been into the personality cult of Obama because I don't particularly like his religious views but I must say it is very nice to hear "President Obama" used in casual conversation.

You know who else wanted a charismatic speaker who rose to power based on oratory and a few catchy slogans?

Nice one, smitty.

+1

What German Obama may look like:

Flab: How do you say "Guidette" in german?

I'd hit them both and so would you.

Doc Daneeka: TFA: Some 76 percent of 1,000 people surveyed by pollster Forsa for weekly magazine Stern said Germany needed a politician with the same sort of charisma as the new American leader.

Germans yearn for a charismatic young leader amidst a global economic recession?

I think I've read this story before. Can't remember how it turns out.

Yeah, let's keep the demagogues out of Germany

Swampthing in Korea: You know who else wanted a charismatic speaker who rose to power based on oratory and a few catchy slogans?



?

What about the last George, who liked to hug and squeeze Germans back?



/Hot like that backrub action

For starters, you might want to find some black people.

Jubeebee: I believe the Polish were invited and cake was served.

But they only had three bits because they weren't expecting such a rush, so they had to serve death instead.

FTFA
Most Turks living in Germany are the descendants of participants in a "guest worker" programme in the 1960s that recruited Turkish labourers to do work Germans refused to perform.

So the Turkish are kinda like Mexicans here?

Darconix: Germany, you're more than welcome to our Obama. You see, half of us don't really like the guy, and the other half are slowly beginning to see the light. You can have him!

You mean 23 percent. Math much?

Germany is free to take as many of our leaders as they wish.

Darconix: 47% and growing.

Where did you get that from?

Guess they shouldn't have killed all their Blacks back in WWII, huh?

smeegle: Darconix: 47% and growing.

Where did you get that from?

He is not original enough to come up with his own numbers, but he will keep rolling the 2d10 until he gets what he wants.

Darconix: smeegle: You mean 23 percent. Math much?

47% and growing. Libs aren't known for the mathematical capabilities, obviously. You'd rather just "feel" your way through it, and ignore evidence to the contrary.

Gallup shows him at 64 percent job approval. You do know that 64>49, right?

former Chancellor Gerhard Schröder said Germany should appoint a cabinet minister from the country's large Turkish minority in the name of diversity.

So what, its trendy to have minorities in power?

/also: You guys should remember what happened last time a foreigner was in power

Jubeebee: I believe the Polish were invited and cake was served.

The cake was a lie.

Darconix: Modest Proposal: Where did you get that from?

He is not original enough to come up with his own numbers, but he will keep rolling the 2d10 until he gets what he wants.

No, I don't bother responding to an obvious political hack. I realized it was smeegle after I posted my Weeners. 47% of the population would have preferred McCain to Obama. I think that's a valid point of reference, and far better than Bush's historical approval rating from a year and a half ago or quite frankly anything else Miss P. Hack likes to reference.

Germany can have Obama.

You are a slick little liar. Face it you didn't respond because you knew I would call you out for your BS and pawn your ass as usual.

Back in the basement with you.

Jubeebee: I believe the Polish were invited and cake was served.

Dammat I forgot Poland again.

Has anyone mentioned Hitler was their Obama yet??

Spade: Having heard many a story about how Germany treats its immigrant community; I will eat my hat if they elect one to their highest post.

Don't know about the Turks, but I know that Germans are very friendly to black people nowadays. There are lots of African Americans stationed there at U.S. military bases. The last time I visited Heidelberg, there was a popular club act called The Chocobabies--a group of mixed-race kids who lip-synched to r-and-b tunes.

OMG Nazis were Socialest! Obama is a Socialest! Obama iz a Nazi!

That explains all the people with "Die Obama, die!" tattoos.

/What, it's German for "The Obama, the!"
//No one who speaks German can be an evil man!

HighOnCraic: That explains all the people with "Die Obama, die!" tattoos.

/What, it's German for "The Obama, the!"
//No one who speaks German can be an evil man!

Pretty darn finicky bunch, those germans. First we gave them Chimpy McHitler Flightsuit and now they want Changey McHope SmokesToomuch.

My fellow Americans. It has been quite awhile, but once again,.....


WE ROCK!

His half brother is George Obama so there ya go.

most Germans want their own Obama

Yes, take ours.

Before the fail gets too deep. We'll carry on with President Gaffe Machine Biden.

We're used to that sort of thing.

What Germans really say when they're answering to a poll like this: we are tired of the same old partys and faces in politics.

No one here knew Obama before Iowa and now he's probably the most popular guy on Earth, that's like the definition of the American Dream for us (yup, it's alive again).

Anyway, won't happen. We don't elect the Chancellor, we vote for parties, so we only get the same old boring leaders that worked their way up through the party for decades.