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(People Magazine) Stupid Good Charlotte guitarist/emo punk poser is the latest "celebrity" to give his newborn kid an unfortunate made-up name   (people.com) divider line 41
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le mew [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 08:03:41 PM  
like Draven kinda? Is the baby undead or something?

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 08:09:14 PM  
Steve? You're upset about the name Steve?

 
mavrick45 2009-01-28 08:51:57 PM  
RAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE

 
FrancoFile 2009-01-28 08:57:26 PM  
California Dreavyn,
On such a winter's day!

 
Weigard 2009-01-28 08:58:49 PM  
Wow, he really snapped after Steinbrenner fired him.

 
xdedd 2009-01-28 09:01:27 PM  
"We can see so much of my wife and I in him already!"

Really? Cause most newborns look like shriveled little monkeys right off the bat.

Also she's 25 and they've been dating for 9 years. I'm sure he's NEVER cheated on her, evar!

 
sickb0y 2009-01-28 09:04:53 PM  
Caylee, Jaden and Mikayla all say hi.

 
KernLead 2009-01-28 09:16:47 PM  
I wish young Peeing Martin all the luck in the world once he hits elementary school.

 
sugarmagnolia94 2009-01-28 09:17:29 PM  
sickb0y: Caylee, Jaden and Mikayla all say hi.

I used these exact three examples in a conversation about dumb baby names just the other day.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-28 09:24:20 PM  
I saddens me to see see the term 'emo punk' but such is the times.

 
silverblues 2009-01-28 09:50:52 PM  
What do you expect from someone named Linzi?

 
assegai [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 09:54:02 PM  
Anything with the words "good charlotte" makes my head myblahg.com

 
StuckInTO 2009-01-28 10:02:35 PM  
Gunny Highway: I saddens me to see see the term 'emo punk' but such is the times.

I remember when it didn't have such unfortunate connotations. I was never a huge fan, but I remember when those terms were applied to bands like the Promise Ring and Texas Is the Reason. Although, if memory serves, we called it emocore, not emo-punk. But hey, semantics.

Articles like this really grind my gears. There is nothing "punk" about Good Charlotte.

 
Daemon Spooler [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 10:05:13 PM  
Well, it does seem like Ditzi also has a set of twins ready to pop out.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-28 10:08:24 PM  
StuckInTO: There is nothing "punk" about Good Charlotte.

Yea whatever thought let them call themselves whatever they want.

StuckInTO: Promise Ring and Texas Is the Reason.

Thanks Ill check it out. Always love listening to new stuff.

 
2and4 2009-01-28 10:47:05 PM  
At least the baby is feeding well regardless of his name.

 
sneako 2009-01-28 11:09:01 PM  
StuckInTO: Gunny Highway: I saddens me to see see the term 'emo punk' but such is the times.

I remember when it didn't have such unfortunate connotations. I was never a huge fan, but I remember when those terms were applied to bands like the Promise Ring and Texas Is the Reason. Although, if memory serves, we called it emocore, not emo-punk. But hey, semantics.

Articles like this really grind my gears. There is nothing "punk" about Good Charlotte.



THIS!

when i think of "emo" i think of Saves the Day, Promise Ring, Ozma, and the like...

 
nhoj1962 2009-01-28 11:29:13 PM  
I hope the kid carries on "true" punk attitude, and kicks his dad's ass as soon as he is able to. Or more likely, will become some some non-gendered pantywaist.

 
Texas with a Dollarsign 2009-01-29 12:23:17 AM  
Ah, Good Charlotte. An illustrious 10-year career of singing/whining about daddy running off.

 
jonohull 2009-01-29 12:41:51 AM  
His wife is named "Linzi." What'd you expect?

 
sforce 2009-01-29 12:49:35 AM  
All names are made-up.

 
Whatthefark 2009-01-29 01:53:39 AM  
On the plus side, his wife has a nice rack.

 
buttsmckracken 2009-01-29 04:21:06 AM  
Did he marry Drea de Matteo from the Sopranos?

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 05:19:19 AM  
Is this 2002? Who the fark gives a crap about Good Charlotte anymore. They're like a half-hit wonder with no lasting legacy. WICK WICK WACK!

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 07:21:39 AM  
img2.timeinc.net

BILLY: She's totally in love with me
LINZI: call the police!

 
emocomputerjock 2009-01-29 07:34:46 AM  
Gunny Highway: StuckInTO: There is nothing "punk" about Good Charlotte.

Yea whatever thought let them call themselves whatever they want.

StuckInTO: Promise Ring and Texas Is the Reason.

Thanks Ill check it out. Always love listening to new stuff.


Also look into the Indian Summer, American Football, Sunny Day Real Estate, and The Lawrence Arms.

 
radioman_ 2009-01-29 07:59:42 AM  
Although the results are no less amusing to read on the name tag at the supermarket, blacks at least have an excuse to make with the silly names. This guy, not so much.

 
funnybutmean 2009-01-29 08:13:04 AM  
My daughter's classmates Shenequaia, Antowayne, Tayshawn, Laquan, and Laquisha don't get your point.


*All above names pronounced "AN-tawn"

 
Biz Farkie 2009-01-29 08:39:04 AM  
emocomputerjock: Gunny Highway: StuckInTO: There is nothing "punk" about Good Charlotte.

Yea whatever thought let them call themselves whatever they want.

StuckInTO: Promise Ring and Texas Is the Reason.

Thanks Ill check it out. Always love listening to new stuff.

Also look into the Indian Summer, American Football, Sunny Day Real Estate, and The Lawrence Arms.


And Taking Back Sunday, they totally rawk!

//ducks

 
mofomisfit 2009-01-29 09:22:28 AM  
le mew
like Draven kinda? Is the baby undead or something?


That was my first thought. Well, not the undead baby part but I do wonder if it's a misspelling (intentional or otherwise) of Draven.

 
Rickenbacker 2009-01-29 09:57:12 AM  
2and4: At least the baby is feeding well regardless of his name.

On silicon maybe.

 
vonster 2009-01-29 10:05:46 AM  
1. Who the f cares?

2. This is no worse than what half the black people in this country name day keez.

 
shirtsbyeric 2009-01-29 10:25:01 AM  
Did he make the bay wear eyeliner and perfectly mussed up hair?

 
Ant 2009-01-29 10:27:20 AM  
Subby, ALL names are made up.

That one is pretty stupid though

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2009-01-29 10:31:31 AM  
The f*ckstains have taken over the twattery.

 
mhd 2009-01-29 11:03:44 AM  
Benefits gained from playing D&D, part #4945: You can live out your silly name phase before procreating.

/well, mostly because it reduces the chances of procreating, but still...

 
lake_huron [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 11:53:44 AM  
Iron Chef Scottish: The f*ckstains have taken over the twattery.

I am totally stealing that quote.
/I heart "twattery"
//"Get thee to a twattery!"

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 11:56:20 AM  
Iron Chef Scottish: The f*ckstains have taken over the twattery.

No shiat.

Instead of Hendrix, Beatles, Stooges (insert favorite defunct act here) we get these living skidmarks.

It's f***ing sorry.

 
devilslefthand 2009-01-29 12:19:33 PM  
Ah emo, the worst thing to happen since.... well, ever.

 
F42 2009-01-29 03:16:40 PM  
They called their kid "Drive In"?

Damn!

 
wreglDAN [TotalFark] 2009-01-29 05:53:30 PM  
Drebin?

www.wregldan.com

 
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