runner's calves. That must be sweet to run your fingers against, like a 5 pound block of velveeta.

Would not hit. Her knees face is way too sharp.

Its like they're some alien race's idea of what humans find sexy.

the hell

I'm scared, hold me. No, not you. You.

Kirk would have farked the shiat out of her.

R.A.Danny: Kirk would have farked the shiat out of her.

Kirk had the universe's ultimate garbage dick. What wouldn't he have farked?

lunchinlewis: garbage dick.

*blinks*

Hahahaha. I hadn't heard that one before. In fact, I think "dumpster dick" sounds sublime. I'm going to have to use that IRL now.

Howard Finkelstein: lunchinlewis: garbage dick.

*blinks*

Hahahaha. I hadn't heard that one before. In fact, I think "dumpster dick" sounds sublime. I'm going to have to use that IRL now.

Disclaimer: I mean the term not the actual item.

/you sick bastards

*Farkies Howard Finkelstein as "Loves dumpster dick"

Howard Finkelstein: Hahahaha. I hadn't heard that one before. In fact, I think "dumpster dick" sounds sublime. I'm going to have to use that IRL now.

A friend of mine used to say that way back in high school (80's). In fact, it was used specifically to describe Kirk, and only Kirk.

And here's (new window) what the green chick looked like irl, you would most definitely hit it.

lunchinlewis: R.A.Danny: Kirk would have farked the shiat out of her.

Kirk had the universe's ultimate garbage dick. What wouldn't he have farked?

But, would alien STDs affect his human anatomy?

//It'd probably fall off

lunchinlewis: Howard Finkelstein: Hahahaha. I hadn't heard that one before. In fact, I think "dumpster dick" sounds sublime. I'm going to have to use that IRL now.

A friend of mine used to say that way back in high school (80's). In fact, it was used specifically to describe Kirk, and only Kirk.

Sounds like an unhealthy obsession with one W. Shatner's dick.

The funny part is nearly every long-term character he's played (e.g. Denny Crane) has had more or less the same problem.

R.A.Danny: *Farkies Howard Finkelstein as "Loves dumpster dick"

You don't even want to know what I have you farkied as :)

Howard Finkelstein: Sounds like an unhealthy obsession with one W. Shatner's dick.

He could recite the Wrath of Khan script. Of course, it was on HBO almost non-stop back then.

Howard Finkelstein: You don't even want to know what I have you farkied as :)

Another one of your obsessions? ;)

Those crackpots that go on about famous people being space aliens may be correct in some cases.

BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Holy f*ck! Someone fire the photon torpedoes!

We just need some "before" pictures of her in order to make her the new "Faces of Meth" spokesmodel.

Wow, if this is what hot looks like...

/[insert joke about pole position here]
//lol.

I can understand the pop starlets that are popular because they're hot (let's face it, if a Biggest Loser Contestant made the exact same music, no one would buy it)... but really? Pussycat Dolls?

would hit...
you can take a pic of anyone at the right angle that makes them look bad. the ghey is strong in this thread...

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/VBKGSm6Gnm3/Us+Weekly+Hot+Hollywood/IRewdXVLU7r/J essica+Sutta

if you dont think thats hot...

That's what happens when you suck a few too many dicks, I guess.

Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!

Isn't that a side-effect of AZT?

Useless without pictures, this thread is.

aiiee: runner's calves. That must be sweet to run your fingers against, like a 5 pound block of velveeta.

This is, and shall remain, the best analogy of 2009.

bostonowns: if you dont think thats hot...

Like a mildly retarded Jessica Alba.

Kirk would far any thing with two tentacles and a heartbeat. I'm surprised he didn't wind up with Cloverfield crabs.

bostonowns: http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/VBKGSm6Gnm3/Us+Weekly+Hot+Hollywood/IRewdXVLU7r/ J essica+Sutta

if you dont think thats hot...

That picture is nearly a year and, apparently, several hundred eight-balls of coke ago.

Does that mean that Clint Howard is controlling her?

lunchinlewis: Kirk had the universe's ultimate garbage dick. What wouldn't he have farked?

Somewhere, a Horta is etching "NO FARK I" on a rock.

This one is the only one I think is really attractive out of the whole group.



More so with the short hair too.

R.A.Danny: *Farkies Howard Finkelstein as "Loves dumpster dick"

Thank you for making me laugh enough to heal my soul which was damaged by the sight of that chin.

/Would make a joke about Vincent 'The Chin' Gigante. but too tired to bother.

I'd photoshop me hitting it if I was good at that stuff..

//stop being picky

I think I hate very single person mentioned in that article. And the writer. I know I hate the paper that published it.

But hey, Fark, I still like you.

Isn't (s)he the one with a penis?

Seriously, I've heard rumors.

I can see the pixels.

hogans: lunchinlewis: Kirk had the universe's ultimate garbage dick. What wouldn't he have farked?

Somewhere, a Horta is etching "NO FARK I" on a rock.

That made me laugh.

Wow. Bruce Campbell's chin may have met its match. If we had that, Jay Leno, and Campbell in the room, they could probably spawn a chin army that could take over the world... or something.

Jessica Sutta? More like Jessica Slutta! Amairite? Oh yeah! *giving myself a high five* Woot!

I can't believe anyone buys the pussyc*nt dolls' CDs.

They're the biggest example of no-talent whores in the past 30 years, outside of Fred Durst.

Leishu: Wow. Bruce Campbell's chin may have met its match. If we had that, Jay Leno, and Campbell in the room, they could probably spawn a chin army that could take over the world... or something.

You add in Affleck and the entire Universe is imperiled.

ZeroCorpse: I can't believe anyone buys the pussyc*nt dolls' CDs.

They're the biggest example of no-talent whores in the past 30 years, outside of Fred Durst.

You've made some pretty insightful comments tonight... but this one here made me swoon.

/really.
//all melty.

ZeroCorpse: I can't believe anyone buys the pussyc*nt dolls' CDs.

They're the biggest example of no-talent whores in the past 30 years, outside of Fred Durst.

At least Fred Durst has a biatchin' red hat.

galactus5000: ZeroCorpse: I can't believe anyone buys the pussyc*nt dolls' CDs.

They're the biggest example of no-talent whores in the past 30 years, outside of Fred Durst.

At least Fred Durst has a biatchin' red hat.

I had a red Cleveland Indians hat when I was 16. My guardian angel got me so farked up that I puked in it and had to throw it away.

Always lookin' out.

meat0918: lunchinlewis: R.A.Danny: Kirk would have farked the shiat out of her.

Kirk had the universe's ultimate garbage dick. What wouldn't he have farked?

But, would alien STDs affect his human anatomy?

//It'd probably fall off



"There's.... somethingonmywang! Some...thing!"

FTFA: There's no doubt fiery redhead Jessica Sutta of the Pussycat Dolls is one stunning lady

Like a tazer, maybe. Yikes. No matter how delicious meth is kids, that's one you actually should say no to.