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(NY Observer) Weird Andrea Mitchell has become a gay icon: "She's the Golden Girls rolled into one: the body of Sophia, the sassiness of Dorothy and probably a sex kitten like Blanche, and most likely from the Midwest, like Rose"   (observer.com) divider line 49
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burndtdan 2009-01-28 12:31:40 PM  
and probably a sex kitten like Blanche

3oceansrealestate.com

"i bang her this many times a day."

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 12:40:30 PM  
burndtdan: "i bang her this many times a day."

Thanks. Another mental image I'm going to have to talk with my therapist about.

/"Oh! An...! Oh An...! Oh Ayn Rand!"

 
burndtdan 2009-01-28 01:04:40 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /"Oh! An...! Oh An...! Oh Ayn Rand!"

the safe word is john galt.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 01:11:19 PM  
Sure, there's Rachel Maddow and that wry smile, there's Anderson Cooper and his silver foxiness, but Andrea ... she's got something else. But what was it?

Brains, class, and a wealth of experience?

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 01:12:01 PM  
She should be hosting Meet the Press. Gregory's hitting his stride a bit better, but she would have been perfect.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 01:26:09 PM  
...and most likely from the Midwest...

Born in NYC, actually, but don't let that shake your rich - and bizarre - fantasy world.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 01:31:04 PM  
burndtdan: and probably a sex kitten like Blanche

"i bang her this many times a day."


Was that really necessary?

 
darkyn [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 01:43:43 PM  
Who?

 
burndtdan 2009-01-28 01:53:56 PM  
GAT_00: burndtdan: and probably a sex kitten like Blanche

"i bang her this many times a day."

Was that really necessary?


not necessary, but it was fun.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 01:59:00 PM  
I'm pretty sure this idolatry is strictly from people the same age as Andrea's husband. And.. bless their hearts for giving a journalist a fanbase instead of another emptyheaded celebrity, I guess.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 02:00:47 PM  
burndtdan: not necessary, but it was fun.

The goggles...

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 02:06:05 PM  
I am SO glad I didn't get any of those references.

 
Sym_pathetic 2009-01-28 02:15:54 PM  
reneeashleybaker.files.wordpress.com

Can we turn this into an Eyewash station thread? Plz?

Right now I can only think of prunes and hemorrhoid cushions

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 02:24:09 PM  
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Dust [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 02:43:14 PM  
img216.imageshack.us

Y SO SRS

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 02:45:23 PM  
darkyn: Who?

This.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 02:49:05 PM  
Dust: Y SO SRS

lulz

 
vartian [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 03:12:43 PM  
No one told me this. Do I have to pretend she can sing now, too?

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 04:12:06 PM  
That article had way too many exclamation points!

Exclamation points make everything you write sound gay!

 
coachwdb 2009-01-28 04:16:34 PM  
www.moonbattery.com

www.mindspring.com

 
apeiron242 2009-01-28 04:18:34 PM  
Who are the hetero icons i should go on about? Straight folk don't seem to have each other on the mass mailing list.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2009-01-28 04:20:19 PM  
GAT_00: burndtdan: and probably a sex kitten like Blanche

"i bang her this many times a day."

Was that really necessary?


Now that you mention it, is this entire thread even necessary?

 
Arnold T Pants 2009-01-28 04:21:41 PM  
I don't think any of the golden girls were married, let alone married to a man that was the root of a global economic crisis.

 
CouchMonkey 2009-01-28 04:25:33 PM  
Arnold T Pants: I don't think any of the golden girls were married, let alone married to a man that was the root of a global economic crisis.

They were all widows.

The fact that I new that is disturbing.

 
bad_blood 2009-01-28 04:26:32 PM  
They weren't all widows - didn't Dorothy's ex husband show up sometimes?
Stan, maybe?

 
d'art 2009-01-28 04:27:59 PM  
This is hands down the most bizarre Politics article I've read since the election.

 
CouchMonkey 2009-01-28 04:28:45 PM  
bad_blood: They weren't all widows - didn't Dorothy's ex husband show up sometimes?
Stan, maybe?


Ahhh, you are correct. Thank you, I don't feel so bad now.

 
carrion_luggage 2009-01-28 04:34:24 PM  
I find her about as sexy as phelgm on a tarantula's backside, but to each his own.

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 04:34:46 PM  
This is why, as a rule, I generally can't stand gay men.

 
sarcastrophe 2009-01-28 04:40:35 PM  
bad_blood: They weren't all widows - didn't Dorothy's ex husband show up sometimes?
Stan, maybe?


The fact that you know this is more disturbing than the other guy...

 
WFern 2009-01-28 04:44:02 PM  
bad_blood: They weren't all widows - didn't Dorothy's ex husband show up sometimes?
Stan, maybe?


Yes. Then she married Leslie Nielson's character in the finale.

 
killahgrag [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 04:45:52 PM  
carrion_luggage: I find her about as sexy as phelgm on a tarantula's backside, but to each his own.

Oh stop it... You're turning me on.

 
El Morro 2009-01-28 04:46:39 PM  
coachwdb

Very funny. Sometimes I wonder about you Farkers. A very odd, yet very entertaining group of people.

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 04:48:15 PM  
WFern: Yes. Then she married Leslie Nielson's character in the finale

Richard Mulligan?

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2009-01-28 04:51:16 PM  
I gotta admit I have a thing for the older gals and always thought "I'd plow her," and then I found out she was married to Greenspan. Ruined an entire afternoon. No kidding.

*full body shudder*

 
Inigo_Montoya 2009-01-28 04:56:45 PM  
the body of Sophia?????

 
Cyborg77 2009-01-28 05:09:25 PM  
Maybe for gay men. The lesbians are all about Rachel Maddow

www.maddowfans.com

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 05:13:03 PM  
i bet she could make ur toes curl and scream for god.

lol

 
Whatthefark 2009-01-28 05:35:51 PM  
If she's a gay icon, why did they use a picture of her covered in balls.

 
Sym_pathetic 2009-01-28 05:48:18 PM  
Whatthefark: If she's a gay icon, why did they use a picture of her covered in balls.

farm3.static.flickr.com

Here you go, she's at the ultimate gay love-in.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-01-28 05:51:53 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: burndtdan: "i bang her this many times a day."

Thanks. Another mental image I'm going to have to talk with my therapist about.

/"Oh! An...! Oh An...! Oh Ayn Rand!"


Atlas Shrank.

 
Max Awesome 2009-01-28 06:32:24 PM  
Who?

and:

Log Cabin Republicans don't count as actual gay men.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-01-28 06:40:34 PM  
Alan Greenspan's sloppy seconds. No thanks.

 
vabeard 2009-01-28 06:47:11 PM  
Uh...NO...



/no way in hell.

 
candriessen 2009-01-28 07:38:03 PM  
internetservices.readingeagle.com

Now here's a gay icon

 
mfaby 2009-01-28 09:53:42 PM  
Her surgery scars are showing...

 
Bacontastesgood 2009-01-28 10:37:26 PM  
What in the world does this have to do with politics? Because she sometimes appears near a politician?

 
Texas Gabe 2009-01-29 12:42:43 PM  
When did Alan Greenspan marry Joe Walsh?

 
MeanJean 2009-01-30 11:59:48 PM  
Cyborg77

I have officially decided who I'd go gay for.

She looks like a boyishly cute guy anyway, so it wouldn't count...

 
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