As my wife said "It is, that's a good point.....they need to stop drinkin."

Alright...

Let's look at this logically for a moment.

First, there are two goblins. Not just one. Two. As though one goblin is incapable of lase-raping a beast of burden on his (or her) own. Is it bestiality if the antagonists aren't even human? Do goblins qualify? Is he talking about goblins in the Tolkien sense or is it more just like a chav midget?

Secondly, would it really hurt the donkey? Are we talking about a laser-pointer used for presentations at a board meeting or like some Real Genius house-o-popcorn type stuff?

Because honestly- when you look at the two extremes you end up with this:

Two particularly unattractive little persons shining a laser pointer at a donkey's asshole - much less interesting than Guitar Hero.

Two fanciful goblins from the underworld burning a donkey in two with a motherf*cking laser beam - more interesting than Guitar Hero.

What? No Hero tag?

This just might become my new expression for expressing approval of something.

Formerly, it was "wow! That's the cat's ass!" But now...


Getting BIE? It's better than two goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam!

submitter: at least "It's better than two goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam"

The same can't be said for Oasis' music.

Oasis guitarist doesn't like Guitar Hero but at least "It's better than two goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam"

Says you.

/approves

Oasis guitarist doesn't like Guitar Hero but at least "It's better than two goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam"

Obviously he's not a goblin.

So when you join Oasis is that when they insert the bug in your ass? Because every interview with these guys they seem like real pricks.

CtrlAltDelete:
Two particularly unattractive little persons shining a laser pointer at a donkey's asshole - much less interesting than Guitar Hero.

Two fanciful goblins from the underworld burning a donkey in two with a motherf*cking laser beam - more interesting than Guitar Hero.

I appreciate your in-depth analysis, but I disagree with your conclusions -- anything is more interesting than Guitar Hero...

Can someone post the Rock Band stick figure "Stop having fun!" picture? I love that picture and always forget to save it.

Thanks in advance

Jokes on you lime. Nothing's better than two goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam.

Trust me on this.

Wow, Oasis must be really down in the dumps if they're clamoring for headlines with crap like this. Always was a shiatass band

No it's not.

That's what she said.

Karma:

thank ya

Andyr2120: CtrlAltDelete:
Two particularly unattractive little persons shining a laser pointer at a donkey's asshole - much less interesting than Guitar Hero.

Two fanciful goblins from the underworld burning a donkey in two with a motherf*cking laser beam - more interesting than Guitar Hero.

I appreciate your in-depth analysis, but I disagree with your conclusions -- anything is more interesting than Guitar Hero...

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I would rather be the donkey in that sentence than listen to Oasis

I'm telling you, at some point in his life, this man was abducted by aliens.

lelio: I would rather be the donkey in that sentence than listen to Oasis

What if it was this big ass-laser?

They have a guitarist? I thought they just had a chord sampling machine that cycles through C, G, Em and D. In fact, are we sure that Oasis isn't a band of robots?

What Oasis fails to realize is that noone cares what they think about anything. Who do they think they are, The Beatles or some such rubbish?

/smug level +1 for commenting to Fark from a Wii
//smug level +2 for having more talent in my little toe than Oasis

The Gallagher's are pretty much both douches whose only claim to fame was being a shiatty Beatles rip-off.

TemperedEdge: What Oasis fails to realize is that noone cares what they think about anything. Who do they think they are, The Beatles or some such rubbish?

/smug level +1 for commenting to Fark from a Wii
//smug level +2 for having more talent in my little toe than Oasis

You cared enough to post to make us all aware of how much you don't care.

/don't hate oasis
//don't really like them either

And for that matter, why are we still talking about the god damned Beatles? Enough already, ya dumb hippies.

TemperedEdge: What Oasis fails to realize is that noone cares what they think about anything. Who do they think they are, The Beatles or some such rubbish?

/smug level +1 for commenting to Fark from a Wii
//smug level +2 for having more talent in my little toe than Oasis

Yeah, but did the Beatles ever write "Live Forever?" C'mon, let's look at this with some perspective.

Also, there was a lot of promotion for a "Night with Noel" or some crap on a Philadelphia radio station, in which the commercials said he'd be DJing for a night. Obviously. Anyway, I tuned in just for his inevitable meltdown... which didn't happen, but probably only because it ended up being only an hour long. I don't know if it was supposed to be like that from the start (and the commercials were just deceiving), or the suits running the station realized that putting him in front of a hot mic all night probably might not be a wise decision.

never played guitar hero, never heard oasis (well, that's probably not true, but no tunes come to mind), but anyone who is that opposed to this video game must suck at the guitar. it's the only explanation.

two goblins
one donkey
a laser beam
anal sex


sounds like a best selling game to me

In other news, Oasis thinks they are actually relevant.

[T]wo goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam


Is it Friday night already?

Um, no, he said that he liked that these games get kids interested in music, but stresses that learning guitar is very different from playing a video game.

How about a game that gets kids interested in reading comprehension?

I love Oasis. I wonder how many of you have heard the new album.

Sounds like my doddering grandmother's description of video games.

sewiusproductions: [T]wo goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam


Is it Friday night already?

You magnificent bastard.

Everyone laughed at Oasis for saying that they were bigger than the Beatles.

No one stopped to consider that gee, maybe they weren't talking about the US, and that they actually WERE that popular in England, at least for some time.

Slick Dick Lick: I love Oasis. I wonder how many of you have heard the new album.

Shh. You aren't supposed to say things like that around here. Only shiatty punk rock and metal is cool in Farkistan.

I just got done playing "Two Goblins Try to Fark a Donkey Up the Arse With a Laser Beam 4: Donkey's Revenge" and I gotta tell you...it was a little bit more enjoyable than Guitar Hero. Especially that end boss scene. Wow.

You could make a valid Fark headline out of "Oasis guitarist doesn't like (fill in blank)."

Has Noel Gallagher ever uttered a positive word about anything other than himself? If so, it was not recorded.

I almost feel sorry for him. Talented guy (sorry, but Oasis put out quite a bit of good music), but I wouldn't want to be him.

CtrlAltDelete: Because honestly- when you look at the two extremes you end up with this:

Two particularly unattractive little persons shining a laser pointer at a donkey's asshole - much less interesting than Guitar Hero.

Two fanciful goblins from the underworld burning a donkey in two with a motherf*cking laser beam - more interesting than Guitar Hero.

This post looks better in the soothing glow of green 3.

Grendl2000: Has Noel Gallagher ever uttered a positive word about anything other than himself?

He is joking.

But I'm sure he has no issues with his band geting roalties from his songs being in Rock band...

while getting f****d by a goblin up the arse with a laser. Do you know what I mean?

I mean, I know what those words are that you used. But no, no I do not understand what you mean.

"If it puts little plastic guitars into kids' hands and fires their imaginations, I think that's a good thing. It's harmless fun, innit.

"I'd rather that genre of videogames than somebody getting their f***ing head chopped off with a samurai sword while getting f****d by a goblin up the arse with a laser. Do you know what I mean?"

Yes Noel. I do.

insano: They have a guitarist? I thought they just had a chord sampling machine that cycles through C, G, Em and D Beatles riffs. In fact, are we sure that Oasis isn't a band of robots?

FTFY.

/Best Only good thing they ever did was create Wonderwall so The Mike Flowers Pops^{^} could cover it.
//FTFM

Lando Lincoln: I just got done playing "Two Goblins Try to Fark a Donkey Up the Arse With a Laser Beam 4: Donkey's Revenge" and I gotta tell you...it was a little bit more enjoyable than Guitar Hero. Especially that end boss scene. Wow.

Seriously, and the ending with the donkey wincing in slow motion while it played "Don't Look Back In Anger" really got to me. A piece of art, it was.

Grendl2000: You could make a valid Fark headline out of "Oasis guitarist doesn't like (fill in blank)."

Has Noel Gallagher ever uttered a positive word about anything other than himself? If so, it was not recorded.

I almost feel sorry for him. Talented guy (sorry, but Oasis put out quite a bit of good music), but I wouldn't want to be him.

Funny, cause the article said he actually liked that Guitar Hero got kids into music.

Subby DNRTFA, did he/she?

/noel has more comedic talent than 99.9% of Farkers
//i'd say musical talent too, mainly cause it farks off the Americans and Rush fans

I enjoy some Oasis, not only for the music, but because everyone loves to hate those guys...Is it only because I'm a sarcastic ass just like them that I can understand their humor? When they said they were bigger than the beatles, does anyone else realize the connection and humor between that and the beatles saying they were bigger than Jesus? People take it so seriously, or out of context. Like in this article.

They said they don't like Guitar Hero. Fine. They just meant they prefer not to play it. They also said it was good Guitar Hero was getting kids into music. And it's more creative a game than random violent ones. I don't understand why some of you think that's so horrible...

libertyordeath: They said they don't like Guitar Hero. Fine. They just meant they prefer not to play it. They also said it was good Guitar Hero was getting kids into music. And it's more creative a game than random violent ones. I don't understand why some of you think that's so horrible...

Hipsters like to hate on Oasis. Most Fark posters are of two types: hipsters and get-off-my-lawn-i-like-widdly-guitar-solos-and-hate-rap guys.

Came here hoping someone had photoshopped that scene as described.

/leaving crestfallen