The first time worked out pretty well, didn't it?

I read the news today, oh boy.

They can rent a little cottage in the Isle of Wight, if it's not to dear.

More power to him. He's given happiness to a few billion people over the past 50 years or so (and no doubt, the next 50-100 years). He deserves to have some of his own.

You can bet there's a pre-nup this time, however.

/Ironically, he won't need it, since the new one already has a truckload of cash.

I think this relationship's got legs.

Well, at least it's a rich broad who can stand on her own two feet.

Does he harbor some sort of guilt over how much money he has or something? There are better ways to get rid of it.

At least he wouldn't have to prop one side of his new wife up on phonebooks, just to be able to fark her doggie style.

/not mine, Jimmy Norton's

Nabb1: I think this relationship's got legs.

Zoom, zoom, zoom!

I'm stumped by Subby's headline. His first marriage was pretty solid.

She looks pretty good for 49

There is absolutely no reason in the world, why someone of his stature would need to get married, other than that he is a total and utter imbecile.

At least this time the reception won't have to be at IHOP.

Yeah I thought the first time went pretty well until she croaked.

At least this chick can put BOTH her ankles behind her head..

/likes the paul

I should hope he remembers to get a damned pre-nup this time.

AT LEAST THIS biatch AIN'T GOT CANCER!!!

/What? Are we all trying to up each other?

Another gold digger trying to break up the Beatles!!!

Will this madness ever stop????

McCartney doesn't actually look too bad in the picture with the article, for his age.

And what will this one be, the 9th or 10th Beatles wife? Not bad for between 4 guys, 1 of which has been dead for nearly 30 years.

shirtsbyeric: She looks pretty good for 49

Seconded.

irockalot: AT LEAST THIS biatch AIN'T GOT CANCER!!!

/What? Are we all trying to up each other?

At least this chick can pick out a pair of shoes for the wedding..

Mugato: Does he harbor some sort of guilt over how much money he has or something? There are better ways to get rid of it.

RTFA. The woman not only has money, its old money. Her family probably thinks marrying McCartney is marrying down.

Break a leg, Macca. And don't forget to sign the prenup!

THIS (new window, SFW)

Prenup. That is all.

i'd go gay and marry paul in a heart beat, but only if he promised to rewrite two of us about me instead of linda.

Linda wasn't a gold-digger either. Her family had plenty of money. Not most-successful-band-on-earth money, but extremely-successful-NY-lawyer money.

/My apologies for all the hyphenation.
//And no, her family had nothing to do with Kodak; George Eastman had no heirs.

I thought he would never go down on one knee again?

That was AWESOME....

shirtsbyeric: She looks pretty good for 49

What about when she's 64?

It sounds like all she wants is a leg up on her career.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: I thought he would never go down on one knee again?

She'll never give him her money.

missmez: Mugato: Does he harbor some sort of guilt over how much money he has or something? There are better ways to get rid of it.

RTFA. The woman not only has money, its old money. Her family probably thinks marrying McCartney is marrying down.

And that precludes someone taking a billionaire for money.

Joed112784: She'll never give him her money.

pehaps she thinks that money was heaven sent

I hope the new wife has a leg to stand on in case she needs to divorce him for douchebaggery.

/hate mccartney

KWPLunchbox THIS (new window, SFW)

Um...how about NO. That was awful.

Sefton: shirtsbyeric: She looks pretty good for 49

What about when she's 64?

He'll be dead. Has anyone told Paul that it isn't like it was back in 1959 and girls will sleep with you without promising them marriage first?

Good for Paulie. His kids love her, and she's loaded, so it should be fine. It keeps him away from all our daughters.

1) She's rich herself.

2) She's American, which means they can marry here and have a binding pre-nup.

3) Paul's looking fit for a guy in his 60's.

Paul is the marrying kind. I sincerely hopes this one works out for him. 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

I was hoping he and Yoko would hook up...

Soutahgal: I was hoping he and Yoko would hook up...

Why would he wna eat someones left over gook food??

The fool on the hill, indeed.