Yeah, it's not like with his fame and wealth he won't be able to replace her ass with an even hotter chick...or chicks.

PacManDreaming: Yeah, it's not like with his fame and wealth he won't be able to replace her ass with an even hotter chick...or chicks.

...or horse.

Damn. And he's the cute one.

Welcome to the 21st Century!

Damn, he got royally screwed.
/oh snap.

cksewell: Damn. And he's the cute one.

Hell has truly frozen over.

Oh hey I'm sure he's totally devastated. Where will the prince of England possibly find another ditzy vapid chick to screw?!?!

"Prince Harry" sounds sooo dirty.

Very unfortunate placement of that ellipses.

why is he so red?

Bouche dag...like she's good enough for him anyway. She'll be fine as long as there is a train station and dirty toothed british sailors

I think subby said it wrong.

How classy of her.

cksewell: Damn. And he's the cute one.

Indeed.

kevin5lynn: why is he so red?

Ruddy cheeks are a prerequisite for being British

Treygreen13: Very unfortunate placement of that ellipses.

Came in to say this.

I can't believe somebody else already called subby out on this.

Bravo.

I'm happy to console him if he needs it.

He's totally the hot one.

He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with. Probably pick up the bar tab at least.

And he also knows what it's like to be named Harry in a Post-Potter world. Wonder if his is also not short for Harold, but just Harry.

"He is living in a modest room with a single bed and won't be allowed to drink from Monday to Friday, and must knuckle down."


Sometimes, we all need to. Especially after a split. But that was a little more detail to this story than I was looking for.

Ashtrey: He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with. Probably pick up the bar tab at least.

And he also knows what it's like to be named Harry in a Post-Potter world. Wonder if his is also not short for Harold, but just Harry.

Nope, he's Henry but goes by Harry.

/embarassed that I knew that off the top of my head

Karma Curmudgeon: "He is living in a modest room with a single bed and won't be allowed to drink from Monday to Friday, and must knuckle down."


Sometimes, we all need to. Especially after a split. But that was a little more detail to this story than I was looking for.

Sometimes I like to go overhand, like I'm shooting craps.

Odd, I never knew Harry could be short for Henry. Ok this could be fun.

I'm Harry, but the third so I go by Trey. I can name my firstborn after my grandfather on my mom's side, who was Henry. So I can be named Harry but not called it, while my poor bastard of a son can be not named Harry but stuck with everyone calling him that. It's BRILLIANT!

I smell a Greg Behrent script!

Just because you're royalty doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

TheOther: ...or horse.

*golf clop*

finally a topic I would buy on a shirt, and the option is gone.

Harry's ex-GF described as a "blonde Zimbabwean law student." That is a rather unusual label.

Fark the British Monarchy. Prince Charles, William and Harry all look like the puppets from Mr. Rogers neighborhood. and the queen is a dirty whore!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Just because you're royalty doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

Is a royal asshole is better than a common asshole?

blackartemis: finally a topic I would buy on a shirt, and the option is gone.

People buy shirts like this? (new window)

cksewell: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Just because you're royalty doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

Is a royal asshole is better than a common asshole?

We judging on taste or texture?

Hey if I had to think it, you guys have to read it.

He must have been gobsmacked.

cksewell: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Just because you're royalty doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

Is a royal asshole is better than a common asshole?

I'm glad you asked, because the answer is no. A royal asshole is far worse, than just your run of the mill asshole. The reason is that in addition to being an asshole, they have power to go with it. It's a combination that usually ends in disaster.

GratuityIncluded: blackartemis: finally a topic I would buy on a shirt, and the option is gone.

People buy shirts like this? (new window)

Personally, I'd probably punch someone in the facebook if I saw them with that shirt.

There are better, and less stupid ways to make money from Farkers. Raise TF by one dollar or something, its not like we all don't know that the economics is different since TF was launched.

AdiliusTheGreat: Fark the British Monarchy. Prince Charles, William and Harry all look like the puppets from Mr. Rogers neighborhood. and the queen is a dirty whore!

3/10

At first I thought it was going to be a rant about how the British monarchy is no longer necessary in our modern democratic era but then I saw the troll you truly are.

A quick GIS for Chelsy Davy reveals that Harry must suffer from permanent beer goggles.

Harry is already getting blown by someone prettier.

Tanqueray: TheOther: ...or horse.

*golf clop*

Hi-Yo!!

Genevieve Marie: I'm happy to console him if he needs it.

He's totally the hot one.
I'm devastated by this too.... could use non ssh based consoling.

/damn I'm a geek
//slashies!

sorta want....

On the bright side for him, desperate British girls are using the internet to find foreign strangers with healthy teeth to have sex with ^{(^)}.

klparrot: On the bright side for him, desperate British girls are using the internet to find foreign strangers with healthy teeth to have sex with (^).

Aww, My TF expired in September.

Royally Harried

cksewell: Royally Harried

Wow, I thought the pic I posted was "unflattering." She is way too young to have that look going on.

antidisestablishmentarianism: klparrot: On the bright side for him, desperate British girls are using the internet to find foreign strangers with healthy teeth to have sex with (^).

Aww, My TF expired in September.

It's gone green; it'll post to the mainpage right about... now.

robbiedo: Harry's ex-GF described as a "blonde Zimbabwean law student." That is a rather unusual label.

Not really. Most white southern Africans are blond; they're all either English or Dutch in ancestry (mostly Dutch).

/You do realize that Zimbabwe used to be a British colony called Rhodesia, didn't you?

Poofter

cksewell:

Is a royal asshole is better than a common asshole?

Depends on how well he cleans it.