But there are American girls doing the same thing. Here even.

Just British girls? I've seen some smoking British blokes... :)

No cavities and naturally straight teeth. EIP.

they want to sex teh teeth?

that is just sick

came to see hot British girls

/severely disappointed and need to make a trip for eye bleach

Wow, these threads just made the aids in my asshole multiply like rabid bunnies.

Meanwhile, men search the internet looking to have sex with girls with NO teeth...

Well ladies, come on over and I'll set you straight. Conveniently located near one of the busiest airports in the world. Fly in, have a layover, head on home.

This thread needs some mouth to mouth.


/hot like her oven door.

Sarcastica75: Wow, these threads just made the aids in my asshole multiply like rabid bunnies.

Let's not beat that dead gift horse in the mouth.

And what happens to tbe British men now?

Maybe I shouldn't ask.

bluescalequail: But there are American girls doing the same thing. Here even.

Wait... You mean girls actually use those sites?


/Runs

Was hoping for much better here.

Haoie: And what happens to tbe British men now?

Maybe I shouldn't ask.

We'll take the Polish girls instead. They're prettier and they can cook

I didn't see any reference to foreigners in that article.

Hannah Spearritt

I, for one, believe it. If there's one thing that women love, it's having sex with foreign and strange males. No strings attached, just the ole in and out. Good work Daily Star.

/off to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

When I was 15 I hated my brackets. Not only where the tiny ones, but also the bracers Lisa used in the Simpsons. I hated them with firey passion.

Now, I thank my parents for making that decision.

AHHHHHH! Snaggleteeth!

Okay, prettier British man for teh ladiez and my dose of eyebleach...

I think we already have this website in the US

Link (new window)

thereadlines: I, for one, believe it. If there's one thing that women love, it's having sex with foreign and strange males. No strings attached, just the ole in and out. Good work Daily Star.

/off to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

some of the ole in out in out eh?

Freema Agyeman

CygnusDarius: When I was 15 I hated my brackets. Not only where the tiny ones, but also the bracers Lisa used in the Simpsons. I hated them with firey passion.

Now, I thank my parents for making that decision.

lol.wut?

2nd use tonight, but it fits...this is prince chuckles and his horse camilla

That seemed to be more of an ad than an article.

cksewell: CygnusDarius: When I was 15 I hated my brackets. Not only where the tiny ones, but also the bracers Lisa used in the Simpsons. I hated them with firey passion.

Now, I thank my parents for making that decision.

lol.wut?

Translation: "When I was 15 I hated my bracers. Not only where they not the tiny ones, they were the kind that Lisa would wear on the Simpsons. I hated them with a fiery passion.

Now, I thank my parents for making that decision."

He's not American, English is probably a second language.

My teeth don't like their teeth.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hannah Spearritt

Gah! I thought that was Edward Furlong at first.

Again, gah!

Proud2B_American: 2nd use tonight, but it fits...this is prince chuckles and his horse camilla

Aw, it's like a prettier Sarah Jessica Parker!

Hot Brit chick...

I love the British.

Damnit....

Here she is...

Well hell, since Fark won't allow anything larger than an avatar anymore here's the GIS (NSFW for prudes)

http://images.google.com/images?q=kelly+brook&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla: en-US:off icial&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi&oi=prop erty_suggestions&resnum= 0&ct=property-revision&cd=2 (new window)

Why are there so many funny looking Brits? Inbreeding?

and for some odd reason the words "The better to eat you with" from the Little Red Riding Hood story popped into my head

EdNortonsTwin: Why are there so many funny looking Brits? Inbreeding?

You ain't never been down South, have ya, boy?

EdNortonsTwin: Why are there so many funny looking Brits? Inbreeding?

I think it has something to do with food and habits.

They typically drink a lot, smoke a lot. Both destroy teeth and skin tone.

Hot Brit chick...

Wow, I heard there was one, but I never believed it.

ghare: EdNortonsTwin: Why are there so many funny looking Brits? Inbreeding?

You ain't never been down South, have ya, boy?

I recently went back to the small town I grew up in and it turns out that my memories from high school were right. There really is a staggering amount of hot girls there. I think I figured out why as well.

Most people want to get the hell out of there, and they do that by going to college. But the really pretty ones wind up knocked up and staying in town instead of heading off to bigger and better things. A few generations down the line... goddamn.

Girls with no teeth give the best head.

irwhiteboi:
He's not American, English is probably a second language.

Yes, yes it is. I guess you can't win them all.

Oldiron_79: Girls with no teeth give the best head.

Nah, that's fat girls because they're hungry.

andrew131: Oldiron_79: Girls with no teeth give the best head.

Nah, that's fat girls because they're hungry.

So fat girls with no teeth have to be incredible, right?

Yeah right. I'm not falling for that one again.

shinjitsuism: I think we already have this website in the US

Link (new window)

Complete WASTE of time. You have to pay tons of money only to find out 98% of the ads are spammers trying to get your email address.
Was a member several years back and got tired of it. Switched to hookers and saved tons of money and time.

TFA: No-strings sex site my-fbuddy.com has seen a 70 per cent increase in female members looking to organise
one-night stands.bot-generated "female" profiles created to harvest email addresses.

FTFTFA

Desperate British girls are using the internet to find foreign strangers with healthy teeth fat wallets to have sex with

Across the pond or in the USA, whores are all the same.

MadCat221: This just in from John Romero: Foreigners that are the object of your sexual orientation are perceived to be more attractive than your fellow nationals.

Rick Romero, even.

mlorton: Hot Brit chick...
Wow, I heard there was one, but I never believed it.

You've never heard of Lucy Pinder?

/must be Craven Morehead