Imma have ta smack a biatch.

Don't be gettin' your crutches all up in my grill yo!

This tooth shall pass.

awe, buffalo, how i miss your sad, sad streets.

Just one tooth? Yer doin' it wrong.

/dropped like it's hawt.

I got attacked in the crutch once. It is not pleasant.

police said
police said
police said
police said

Why not switch it up?
eg. said the police

Torture is the main attraction
I don't need that kind of action
You don't have to dance for me
I've seen your dance before
Do you throw out your gold teeth
Do you see how they roll

thatguyfred: Not sure what that has to do with the article or thread but amusing nonetheless. Whaddya mean 'my dick' isn't an acceptable answer?!

Am I the only one that read that as "crotch attack"?

Unimpressed

Came for the Dan, was not disappointed.

/Who are these children who scheme and run wild

Whatchoo gon' do about it neeigah?!

jiggold: Came for the Dan, was not disappointed.

/Who are these children who scheme and run wild

Between us, I just post the same Dan picture in every single thread, hoping that it'll somehow be relevant. Got lucky with this one.

/see how roolllll

well, I screwed that slashie up. One that note, toodles.

Stay Cool Babylon: Unimpressed

TerrifiedAsexualForcemeat - that is the funniest thing I've seen in, well, a long time. Am literally lol'ing down here.

epocalypse: awe, buffalo, how i miss your sad, sad streets.

this is a Niagara Falls story. get it straight. :)

CarpeScrotum: Am I the only one that read that as "crotch attack"?

/Yeah, It would seem so....

poor poor rickety cricket

OceanSeventyTwo: poor poor rickety cricket

at least he can fall back on that sweet kettle drum and his musical.

Toofies.
(because it's a funny word)

Evidently someone really wanted his candle.