.....ACTING!

Without looking at TFA, a plastic bag with water in it?

"They didn't have any bags with them, nothing," he said.

Oh well, I guess they used....


SHARK TELEPORTATION !

Sing louder.

In a candygram?

Gradually train a goldfish to swallow larger and larger things whjole. When it can handle a five foot shark, smuggle it into the pet store in a water-filled baggie and drop it covertly into the shark's tank. After the goldfish swallows the shark, fish it out and stick it back in the baggie. Put the baggie in your pocket and casually leave. If caught, you will still only have to pay for the goldfish.

Ta da.

submitter: how DO you smuggle a foot-long live shark

for $5, you put it on a sub and walk out.

You put it in your butt.



/hotlinked

Make him your chum.

In the butt, Bob.

oldebayer: Gradually train a goldfish...

Genius!

He told everyone it really was a banana in his pocket.

Is that a shark down your pants? Follow-up: is that a penis next to your shoe?

Step 1: Wear a thong.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit!

Very carefully.

HELP! There's a man in the back farking a kitten!

Dupa: HELP! There's a man in the back farking a kitten!

I think it would be more effective to yell:

"What the hell! You sick fark! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE LAB!"

They can survive out of water for a fair while, so down the trousers is as likely as anywhere.

Hold it in your pooper.

/carefully.

Turn it upside down - it puts sharks into a sort of shock which temporarily paralyzes them. Easier to sneak them out

FTA--Fish section sales assistant Jonah Yick

Todd Gak?

And-1: submitter: how DO you smuggle a foot-long live shark

for $5, you put it on a sub and walk out.

Yep.

Tonic Immobility (new window)

Activate its laser and blast everyone in the store. Then just walk out with it.

Build a bridge out of im.

We used to swipe fish using those big circle-k drink cups.

Take an empty one with a lid and a straw, and pretend it's still full of soda pop. When your cohorts had distracted the staff with mindless questions, scoop up some tank water, and then net your prize fish.

If the staff and fish are both stupid, it's easy to do.

Diogenes: Make him your chum.

WINNAR!

Dress him up like a building.

Was it a land shark?

Very carefully?

I put it in the one place only you would look Trebeck.

Take their hats off?

I bet there are at least 3 people on Earth that know how to hide a shark..

Oh, sorry. This is a thread about an actual pet shop. Well, nevermind then.

Clearly they put the shark on their shoulder and walked out. Epaulette

Body cavity?

tell everyone your name for it is stovetop...

They stole an epaulette shark...

Cute things, very friendly - I've had one act puppy-like to me.

Plus, they can survive out of water for long enough to develop
rigor mortis signs.... It would simply be a matter of picking it
up out of the water, putting it under your shirt, and walking off...

milk_plus: Leg goes in the pants, pants go in the pet shop. Shark's in the pants. Our shark.

Niiiiiiiice......

Sarcastica75: Hold it in your pooper.

/carefully.

doodoo sharks?

don't go spearfishing

However they did it, the man with no arms who walked out of an electronics store with a big screen tv is applauding them right now.

/Wait...

va jay jay. that is all.

When we were teens we used to smuggle mangos from Mexico, this is when there was no market for them in the states. We used girls to smuggle the mangos, some were pretty big ones. They put them up their skirts and sat very still going thru customs, well one day there were several mangos short of what we counted. To this day we still ask her where are the other mangos-no answer just a smile. Oh by the way we did wash the mangos before we ate them. Now these guys could have been girls, they would a larger place for the shark!!!

brazen pet shop thefts

As opposed to the run-of-the-mill, everyday pet shop thefts...

It mentioned one guy was wearing a hoodie. If the hood was down, you could easily slip a shark that size in there for the short timeframe to get out of the store. Based on the description of their behavior, sounds like they were just looking for something expensive to swipe, I seriously doubt they thought through what to do with the fish once they left the store.

Walker: Is that a shark down your pants? Follow-up: is that a penis next to your shoe?

still laughing as the beer runs down the screen.
Nice

Easy. Act like you're supposed to be there and that nothing is wrong.

I've always said that you could walk into a sporting goods store and simply walk out with a kayak if you just acted like you knew what you were doing.

People are pussies, they won't confront you.

luckyeddie: They can survive out of water for a fair while, so down the trousers is as likely as anywhere.

He'd survive a few minutes at best...you had better be running