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(SFGate) Dumbass Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi says Italian women are so beautiful, they need military escorts or they're gonna get raped. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this   (sfgate.com) divider line 116
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Churchill2004 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:00:08 PM  
If I were an Italian, I'd be much more concerned about the fact that he's deploying 300,000 soldiers to act as police officers.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:09:51 PM  
Wow, it's like no one can take a compliment anymore.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:10:46 PM  
Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt laughs at your shenanigans.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:17:03 PM  
I would agree. The Italian women being beautiful comment is highly specious.

 
nacker 2009-01-25 05:21:05 PM  
They may be beautiful, but they smell pretty bad.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:28:14 PM  
Link (new window)

I wish Mr. Silvio "Obama has a nice tan" Berlusconi would just shut up...

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:39:09 PM  
Paris1127: Link (new window)

I wish Mr. Silvio "Obama has a nice tan" Berlusconi would just shut up...


That's no way to treat another citizen of the world. Remember the doctrine.
/and I mean yours and mine

 
scapes23 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:21:51 PM  
Still no cure for psychotic sicilian women.

 
RodneyToady [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 07:16:42 PM  
Between this and Italy's top court telling married couples that practicing safe sex is grounds for divorce because "marriage is for procreation," Italy's not having a very good week.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 07:33:30 PM  
scapes23: Still no cure for psychotic sicilian women.

You sound like there is a problem with your statement.

 
antron 2009-01-25 08:25:38 PM  
img237.imageshack.us

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-01-25 08:25:45 PM  
scapes23: Still no cure for psychotic sicilian women.

It is called Ouzo.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 08:26:53 PM  
Premier Berlusconi: At least he made the trains pull on time.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-01-25 08:27:04 PM  
Bertolli!!!!!

www.chow.com
/got nuthin'

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 08:27:39 PM  
Was Joaquin Phoenix spotted on the scene?

 
CleverGuy81 2009-01-25 08:27:57 PM  
um... italian

upload.wikimedia.org

/drooooool

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-01-25 08:28:31 PM  
img177.imageshack.us

GIS for 'Italian woman'

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-01-25 08:28:52 PM  
Churchill2004: If I were an Italian, I'd be much more concerned about the fact that he's deploying 300,000 soldiers to act as police officers.

When fascism comes to Italy, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a rape kit.

 
Huskadoodle 2009-01-25 08:29:11 PM  
It's understandable. In the United States, if you are attractive enough, you don't get in real trouble for molesting under aged children.

 
Seth'n'Spectrum 2009-01-25 08:29:20 PM  
This guy's nothing more than a thug, should be taken behind a shed and shot raped.

But that's just my opinion.

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2009-01-25 08:29:33 PM  
i211.photobucket.com

imstars.aufeminin.com

Pretty much.

 
ericb45696 2009-01-25 08:30:32 PM  

 
Lord Summerisle 2009-01-25 08:30:38 PM  
Is he the one who's taking the DNA of all gypsy children?

 
CleverGuy81 2009-01-25 08:30:44 PM  
forgot my FAVORITE EVER:

i195.photobucket.com

 
WFern 2009-01-25 08:31:49 PM  
Italian women are among the most beautiful on Earth, with one exception: body hair.

 
sunbird [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 08:32:55 PM  
My grandfather drove a tank through North Africa, Italy, New Guinea and Borneo during World War 2, and the only time he says he wanted to leave his tank was when he saw an Italian woman on a balcony south of Rome.

60 years, 3 kids and six grandchildren later he is still learning Italian.

 
Lt_Aurum 2009-01-25 08:34:50 PM  
Oh for the love of humanity, WHY does this asshole open his mouth?

Let me link to some more gems:

After taking criticism from a German EU rep, Berlusconi suggests he plays the part of a concentration camp boss in a movie

Buying votes in parliament by giving some congressman's mistresses a role in Italian TV

Thought of paying off the mob

And of course there's more. This guy's worse than Bush only because he's not an idiot, he's just plain corrupt.

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2009-01-25 08:35:02 PM  
www.fest21.com

Still my favorite

 
WFern 2009-01-25 08:35:35 PM  
Paris1127: Link (new window)

I wish Mr. Silvio "Obama has a nice tan" Berlusconi would just shut up...


I don't. He's funny.

Making fun of someone or something doesn't mean you don't care about it.

 
LargeCanine 2009-01-25 08:36:16 PM  
i5.photobucket.com
Part Italian.

 
Madame Ovary 2009-01-25 08:38:16 PM  
May I suggest a burkha

 
qgmonkey 2009-01-25 08:38:20 PM  
Maybe to avoid being raped by Italian men, but anyone else is pretty chill.

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 08:38:50 PM  
img249.imageshack.us

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-01-25 08:39:10 PM  
hitdawall.files.wordpress.com

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 08:39:51 PM  
Lt_Aurum:

And of course there's more. This guy's worse than Bush only because he's not an idiot, he's just plain corrupt.


His shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Bush's are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not really shenanigans at all.


/Eeeeevil shenanigans.

 
Sagus 2009-01-25 08:40:38 PM  
No one seems to be recalling rape isn't about sex and sexual desire.

It is about POWER.

Why else would 9 month old infant girls and 87 year old virgin nuns get raped? (the infant in question was literally split in half)

 
ramblemn 2009-01-25 08:41:26 PM  
They only have to wear demin jeans to prevent rape.

/obscure previous italian ruling?

 
WFern 2009-01-25 08:42:59 PM  
Sagus: No one seems to be recalling rape isn't about sex and sexual desire.

It is about POWER.

Why else would 9 month old infant girls and 87 year old virgin nuns get raped? (the infant in question was literally split in half)


Which begs the question: what was she doing near a lumberjack?

 
Lt_Aurum 2009-01-25 08:44:01 PM  
bighasbeen: Lt_Aurum:

And of course there's more. This guy's worse than Bush only because he's not an idiot, he's just plain corrupt.

His shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Bush's are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not really shenanigans at all.


/Eeeeevil shenanigans.


I'll just respectfully disagree that buying off votes and paying off the mafia, especially in Italy where it's more than just a history of petty theft and extortion schemes, isn't simply cheeky and fun :(

 
sgtbarthel 2009-01-25 08:44:35 PM  
bimg.bladeron.net

 
Braindeath 2009-01-25 08:44:48 PM  
Is there not a word in Italian for surprise?

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-01-25 08:45:48 PM  
Sagus: No one seems to be recalling rape isn't about sex and sexual desire.

It is about POWER.

Why else would 9 month old infant girls and 87 year old virgin nuns get raped? (the infant in question was literally split in half)


WTF? What do you get out of posting this sort of shiat? Save your comments, although valid, for your sewing circle.

 
kinshane [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 08:51:10 PM  
Of Italian descent.

www.sfuniverse.com

www.erica-cerra.com

Links hot as she is.

 
bullock. 2009-01-25 08:52:36 PM  
sagus
No one seems to be recalling rape isn't about sex and sexual desire.

Nope, sometimes it is just about the sex.

/Former mental health counselor for sexually violent offenders.
//But you are on average right.

 
GoodasGold 2009-01-25 08:53:14 PM  
I hope that article hid that fact from the readers that this a result of immigration.

Wouldn't want the sheeple to start thinking.

 
CleverGuy81 2009-01-25 08:53:50 PM  
Sagus: No one seems to be recalling rape isn't about sex and sexual desire.

It is about POWER.

Why else would 9 month old infant girls and 87 year old virgin nuns get raped? (the infant in question was literally split in half)


This is, oddly enough, still a point of contention.

A Natural History of Rape (new window)

You have to pay attention to base rate data, not just outliers and horrible anecdotes. Not lies -- I want to be clear about that -- but anecdotal evidence is not the same as statistics.

That being said, I don't know what to believe anymore. Palmer and Thornhill made a good argument, so much so that people broke into their homes and trashed the place. I don't know what to think, myself.

 
cynicalbastard 2009-01-25 08:55:38 PM  
RodneyToady: Between this and Italy's top court telling married couples that practicing safe sex is grounds for divorce because "marriage is for procreation," Italy's not having a very good week.

Actually, what he really meant was making your guy "wear a rainsuit in the shower" once he's bought the ring, made the committment and gone through all the rigamarole of saying the "I do" bit is grounds for divorce, and I agree.
Don't want kids, signor or signora? There's other options. Not sure you're not carrying any diseases? Better wait for the tests, kids, before saying "I do.". Plan on screwing around outside of marriage, unprotected, with folks whose sexual health you're not sure of? Then why the hell are you getting married?

 
special20 2009-01-25 08:56:15 PM  
Ninja Wicked: GIS for 'Italian woman'

Funny, all I got on that search were pictures of Rudy Giuliani.

 
cattheotherwhitemeat 2009-01-25 08:59:41 PM  
Which begs the question: what was she doing near a lumberjack?

Every once in awhile, somebody says something so horrible that there is absolutely NOBODY I know that I can paste it to, so I just have to muffle my snickering and hope God can't hear me.

This is one of those times.

 
signaljammer 2009-01-25 09:01:04 PM  
I don't think the concepts exclude each other. Some rapes amount to torture through using a sexual method. Other ones are attempts on the part of a male to breed outside of his class.

 
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