virtual penis goes where?

I find the idea of sitting in a theater watching huge wads of spooge shooting straight at me in 3D unappealing

RosevilleDan: I find the idea of sitting in a theater watching huge wads of spooge shooting straight at me in 3D unappealing

If i wanted to see that, i could just start aiming at my chin.

Been done (new window)

Lack of male lead in porn is NOT, NOT, NOT a problem!

Action, ladies!

RosevilleDan: I find the idea of sitting in a theater watching huge wads of spooge shooting straight at me in 3D unappealing

I bet people won't have the same argument against this as they do Guitar Hero.

I spot win in the Bewbies.

Dude, how do you get the "hair gel" off of your red and blue glasses?

Weeners tag.

Please explain again why males must be involved.

/seriously

My god, it's full of stars!

Oldiron_79: Dude, how do you get the "hair gel" off of your red and blue glasses?

Just rub it out. No wait... that was Step 1.

TTIUWOP.

Wentzbag: RosevilleDan: I find the idea of sitting in a theater watching huge wads of spooge shooting straight at me in 3D unappealing

I bet people won't have the same argument against this as they do Guitar Hero.

Porn close-ups in 3-D? The 2-D types can be appalling enough. Just thinking about makes me shudder.

/Now imagine combining this with 'Smellavision"

A high point of civilization, I'm sure.

John Holmes made a 3D porno. I remember seeing it at the Coolidge Corner Theater in Boston back around 1990.

In related news jizz moppers everywhere rejoice that they have new career opportunities.

So whats next? A porn video-game?

Do Not Want.

I should mention that it wsa the midnight show, kind of like Rocky Horror. Don't mean to besmirch the 'Corner'

I'm holding out for SMELL-O-VISION.

A solution in search of a problem.

OniNeko: Porn close-ups in 3-D? The 2-D types can be appalling enough. Just thinking about makes me shudder.

/Now imagine combining this with 'Smellavision"

3-D porn + scat + smellovision = DO NOT WANT :-(

enmunate: So whats next? A porn video-game?

Why not? Fark is really just multi-player notepad.

OniNeko: Porn close-ups in 3-D? The 2-D types can be appalling enough. Just thinking about makes me shudder.

/Now imagine combining this with 'Smellavision"

I just had a flashback to "Zack and Mirri".

Never use the word covered around me again.

Ned! The herpes are coming right for us!

This will only lead to being gootsed in 3D. I don't look forward to being surprised by a gaping asshole engulfing my face.

Then again, I'm already desensitized to everything else the internet has shown me, this is just one more piece of my soul to kill.

TheOther: Been done (new window)

"This video has been removed by user."

Also crashed my browser.

/thanks
//not

Wentzbag: enmunate: So whats next? A porn video-game?

Why not? Fark is really just multi-player notepad.

Notepad doesn't support HTML. Or images.

"Slow IRC" would be a better analogy for Fark (then again, I'm new here, so what do I know?).

chucksnow: John Holmes made a 3D porno. I remember seeing it at the Coolidge Corner Theater in Boston back around 1990.

Yeah, they ran a Holmes 3-D marathon back in 2000.

Obnox: I'm holding out for SMELL-O-VISION.

So what, you are wanting to see thesmellovision version of 2 girls 1 cup?

Tenjack: Wentzbag: enmunate: So whats next? A porn video-game?

Why not? Fark is really just multi-player notepad.

Notepad doesn't support HTML. Or images.

"Slow IRC" would be a better analogy for Fark (then again, I'm new here, so what do I know?).

It doesn't support it, but you can certainly edit it. You just need the browser to view it. Before that, it looks remarkably like the text you enter into this box before posting.

John Holmes did some kind of 3D films when he was at his peak and they even showed it at a revival theater in Pasadena back in the 90s.

enmunate: So whats next? A porn video-game?

Everything old is new again.

Didn't see a pic of the original, which is probably what you were seeking, but it wasn't much to look at in the first place anyway.

3-D yeast infection discharge, LOOK AT THE TEXTURE

Am I the only one who thinks that 3-D porn featuring Chinese male leads will be somewhat disappointing?

FTFA: Twenty five to 30 per cent of the movie...will be sex scenes...


I don't think you understand how porn movies are supposed to work. That just means we're going to fast-forward through 70-75% of it.

Tofino: Lack of male lead in porn is NOT, NOT, NOT a problem!

Action, ladies!

The problem is having to do multiple takes and to hold out while engaged in crazy sex with gorgeous women long enough for the crew to get an adequate amount of footage. Then do it again, and again and again from another angle, stoping on command following direction and keeping hard as the film crew resets for another angle. Imagine an 8 hour shoot, with a full film crew watching and the knowledge that the world is not only staring at your junk, but also that an early "eruption" will disrupt the take and waste everyone time. It is also not a game for anyone who is at all shy about well anything and except for niche porn, you have to be gorgeous and well endowed. Ad to that the fact that once you do porn, it can come back and bite you for the rest of your life. There is always the chance that your future wife sees you in "Slut Bang 5" and decided you are disgusting and such... if you have or want a girl friend or wife, doing porn can be a bad idea. Finally, most man whores are ruled out because you have to show paperwork that you are STD free for most if not all major production companies.
So you rule out a large percentage of the male population right there. I can see where the shortage comes from.

Just saying...

another stupid headline

Damn you orclover!

/tiny fists

Once again the porn industry pushes back the frontier of technology.


Go porn!

Wentzbag:
enmunate: So whats next? A porn video-game?

Why not? Fark is really just multi-player notepad.

Oh, how I LOL'd.

/new keyboard plz

OniNeko: It doesn't support it, but you can certainly edit it. You just need the browser to view it. Before that, it looks remarkably like the text you enter into this box before posting.

Ahh, but there's still one difference: You have to log in to Fark before posting a comment, and you have to log in to IRC to chat. Do you have to log in to Notepad? :-)

Wooooo... this has gotten far enough offtopic... To get it back ontopic: Now that we have 3-D porn, when are we going to get 3-D Fark?

OscarTamerz: John Holmes did some kind of 3D films when he was at his peak and they even showed it at a revival theater in Pasadena back in the 90s.

And everyone walked out cockeyed.

Riche: Once again the porn industry pushes back the frontier of technology.


Go porn!

If someone wanted to whack it to flying cars, we would have them by now.

Wait, this has males in it? And they are "leads"? Pass.

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