That's nuts!

(I'm sorry)

In Massachusetts it is illegal for a dog to molest a deer (MGL 131-82). It is illegal to shoot a moose from a helicopter (MGL 131-65). It is illegal to frighten a Passenger Pigeon which has landed on a trap. (MGL 266-132). It is illegal to "rove about from place to place begging, or living without labor or visible means of support," except in the town where you live (MGL 272-63, 64). It is illegal for a known thief to act suspiciously in public (MGL 272-68).

Just try to touch his nuts!

ZAZ: In Massachusetts it is illegal for a dog to molest a deer (MGL 131-82). It is illegal to shoot a moose from a helicopter (MGL 131-65). It is illegal to frighten a Passenger Pigeon which has landed on a trap. (MGL 266-132). It is illegal to "rove about from place to place begging, or living without labor or visible means of support," except in the town where you live (MGL 272-63, 64). It is illegal for a known thief to act suspiciously in public (MGL 272-68).


Inconsolable.

CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

I think, and the nipples on her body are evidence of this, that the squirrel in that picture is a female.

hienekenftw: CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

I think, and the nipples on her body are evidence of this, that the squirrel in that picture is a female.

Nope. Super male. Those are auxiliary dicks, for backup.

In Seattle is illegal to be in possession of a lollipop.

/always amused me
//made sure to always have a lollipop with me when in Seattle

hienekenftw: CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

I think, and the nipples on her body are evidence of this, that the squirrel in that picture is a female.

Just a guess... but I think she's been molested before.

Am I the only one who wonders how these laws came about? I mean, someone had to commit these acts and get caught so that the elected officials could vote on laws about these acts. Awkward.

CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

You're gonna love his nuts.

It's illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling in Springfield.

CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

Looks to me like he's a her...

Uh, is there some sort of amnesty program?

I guess I have to cancel my trip to Minnesota now.

Had to be done.

CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

Guys, lay off. That's not a sarcastic warning; it's a caption. That's a very loyal redneck wifey squirrel.

/$5 for bailing you out, CanisNoir

But children are still legal though, right?

/age of consent in..say...alabama is 14. Giggity.

Some antiquated laws claimed to have been found by people simply don't exist, she said. Others are legitimate, including these from the Winona city code:

- Any cottonwood tree which "sheds its seeds profusely" is a public nuisance.

- It is illegal to trap, kill or molest squirrels in any way.

Winona is one tiny city in rural Minnesota. Subby fails at reading past the headline.

/my dog has killed or terminally mutilated four squirrels so far
//also two rabbits and a field mouse

ineedanap: Had to be done.

Is it weird that I came to the thread for that exact pic?

dragonchild: CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

Guys, lay off. That's not a sarcastic warning; it's a caption. That's a very loyal redneck wifey squirrel.

/$5 for bailing you out, CanisNoir

Another example of a very loyal redneck wifey squirrel.

Too late

ill take the squirrel with the wiggly parts for the win alex.

What the hell is up with all these damn squirrels lately?

well, this thread was predictable...

If your weener is small enough to fit into a squirrel, chances are the law is the least of your problems.

In West Virginia its legal to screw your mom or your dog. (Code 6969-69)

Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

vid: /my dog has killed or terminally mutilated four squirrels so far
//also two rabbits and a field mouse

About 6 squirrels a year end their lives by entering my yard. My cat takes the trees and my dogs patrol the ground. Its a group effort.

That was actually the most informative "dumb laws" article I've ever read. It wasn't a list of the dumb laws in question, thank god, and actually discussed the surface details in getting rid of them.

Duelling Banjos (new window)

MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.

They cute little guys.

Goddamn it. Every time I find a new hobby.

In Pacific Grove, CA it is illegal to molest the butterflies. (^)

If they ever begin enforcing the laws against crossing state lines with a duck on your head, my family and I will be ruined.

gilgamesh23: MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.

The Yankee Flipper, on the other hand, is hilarious, and far less injurious to squirrel life.

peachpicker: gilgamesh23: MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.

That's a lot funny, although I do understand that a window seat has been reserved for me. I do wonder about the legality of such a device, but it seems more humane than a mousetrap, or other lethal device.


The Yankee Flipper, on the other hand, is hilarious, and far less injurious to squirrel life.

That's just amazing. I would put that out and shoo away any birds that took time away from squirrel rides.


/usually she charges extra for the squirrel ride

Dude, the squirrel said it was 18

peachpicker: gilgamesh23: MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.

The Yankee Flipper, on the other hand, is hilarious, and far less injurious to squirrel life.

That is funny and also totally ineffective. Notice how when the squirrels are going for a ride there's birdseed spilling all over the place? I imagine they're totally willing to put up with a little dizziness for the free food.

gilgamesh23: Notice how when the squirrels are going for a ride there's birdseed spilling all over the place? I imagine they're totally willing to put up with a little dizziness for the free food.

Yeah, that's exactly what I think when watching it. Makes them work a little for it, though.

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!

If you eat them is that considered molestation?

ZAZ: In Massachusetts it is illegal for a dog to molest a deer (MGL 131-82). It is illegal to shoot a moose from a helicopter (MGL 131-65). It is illegal to frighten a Passenger Pigeon which has landed on a trap. (MGL 266-132). It is illegal to "rove about from place to place begging, or living without labor or visible means of support," except in the town where you live (MGL 272-63, 64). It is illegal for a known thief to act suspiciously in public (MGL 272-68).

Great law, given that passenger pigeons have been extinct for nearly 100 years.