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(Some Guy) Amusing It's illegal to molest squirrels in Minnesota. Even the ones with big nuts   (lacrossetribune.com) divider line 54
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lozzd [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:05:08 PM  
That's nuts!

(I'm sorry)

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:21:41 PM  
In Massachusetts it is illegal for a dog to molest a deer (MGL 131-82). It is illegal to shoot a moose from a helicopter (MGL 131-65). It is illegal to frighten a Passenger Pigeon which has landed on a trap. (MGL 266-132). It is illegal to "rove about from place to place begging, or living without labor or visible means of support," except in the town where you live (MGL 272-63, 64). It is illegal for a known thief to act suspiciously in public (MGL 272-68).

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:27:45 PM  
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Just try to touch his nuts!

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-01-25 01:34:13 PM  
ZAZ: In Massachusetts it is illegal for a dog to molest a deer (MGL 131-82). It is illegal to shoot a moose from a helicopter (MGL 131-65). It is illegal to frighten a Passenger Pigeon which has landed on a trap. (MGL 266-132). It is illegal to "rove about from place to place begging, or living without labor or visible means of support," except in the town where you live (MGL 272-63, 64). It is illegal for a known thief to act suspiciously in public (MGL 272-68).

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Inconsolable.

 
hienekenftw 2009-01-25 01:35:00 PM  
CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

I think, and the nipples on her body are evidence of this, that the squirrel in that picture is a female.

 
Unknown_Poltroon [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:36:20 PM  
hienekenftw: CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

I think, and the nipples on her body are evidence of this, that the squirrel in that picture is a female.


Nope. Super male. Those are auxiliary dicks, for backup.

 
Tachikoma [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:36:27 PM  
In Seattle is illegal to be in possession of a lollipop.

/always amused me
//made sure to always have a lollipop with me when in Seattle

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:37:09 PM  
hienekenftw: CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

I think, and the nipples on her body are evidence of this, that the squirrel in that picture is a female.


Just a guess... but I think she's been molested before.

 
Peanut_the_Destroyer 2009-01-25 01:37:52 PM  
Am I the only one who wonders how these laws came about? I mean, someone had to commit these acts and get caught so that the elected officials could vote on laws about these acts. Awkward.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:38:41 PM  
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Quantumbunny 2009-01-25 01:40:13 PM  
CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

You're gonna love his nuts.

 
D'Annunzio 2009-01-25 01:40:52 PM  
It's illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling in Springfield.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:42:22 PM  
CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

Looks to me like he's a her...

 
ScottMpls 2009-01-25 01:43:49 PM  
Uh, is there some sort of amnesty program?

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-01-25 01:44:18 PM  
I guess I have to cancel my trip to Minnesota now.

 
ineedanap 2009-01-25 01:44:23 PM  
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Had to be done.

 
dragonchild 2009-01-25 01:46:56 PM  
CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

Guys, lay off. That's not a sarcastic warning; it's a caption. That's a very loyal redneck wifey squirrel.

/$5 for bailing you out, CanisNoir

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:50:13 PM  
But children are still legal though, right?

/age of consent in..say...alabama is 14. Giggity.

 
vid 2009-01-25 01:52:26 PM  
Some antiquated laws claimed to have been found by people simply don't exist, she said. Others are legitimate, including these from the Winona city code:

- Any cottonwood tree which "sheds its seeds profusely" is a public nuisance.

- It is illegal to trap, kill or molest squirrels in any way.


Winona is one tiny city in rural Minnesota. Subby fails at reading past the headline.

/my dog has killed or terminally mutilated four squirrels so far
//also two rabbits and a field mouse

 
bartink 2009-01-25 01:54:55 PM  
ineedanap: Had to be done.

Is it weird that I came to the thread for that exact pic?

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:55:34 PM  
dragonchild: CanisNoir: Just try to touch his nuts!

Guys, lay off. That's not a sarcastic warning; it's a caption. That's a very loyal redneck wifey squirrel.

/$5 for bailing you out, CanisNoir


Another example of a very loyal redneck wifey squirrel.

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PinkFuzzyBunny 2009-01-25 01:58:20 PM  
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TSD [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 02:00:01 PM  
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Noah's Arcade 2009-01-25 02:01:45 PM  
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Espertron 2009-01-25 02:03:39 PM  
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ramblin 2009-01-25 02:09:21 PM  
Too late
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earthworm2.0 2009-01-25 02:09:48 PM  
ill take the squirrel with the wiggly parts for the win alex.

 
seveword 2009-01-25 02:15:31 PM  
What the hell is up with all these damn squirrels lately?

 
saddlecreek 2009-01-25 02:15:47 PM  
well, this thread was predictable...

 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel 2009-01-25 02:25:52 PM  
If your weener is small enough to fit into a squirrel, chances are the law is the least of your problems.

 
NCP69 2009-01-25 02:27:06 PM  
In West Virginia its legal to screw your mom or your dog. (Code 6969-69)

 
MrBentor 2009-01-25 02:30:44 PM  

 
bravian 2009-01-25 02:36:28 PM  
vid: /my dog has killed or terminally mutilated four squirrels so far
//also two rabbits and a field mouse


About 6 squirrels a year end their lives by entering my yard. My cat takes the trees and my dogs patrol the ground. Its a group effort.

 
ignite ice 2009-01-25 02:38:47 PM  
That was actually the most informative "dumb laws" article I've ever read. It wasn't a list of the dumb laws in question, thank god, and actually discussed the surface details in getting rid of them.

 
SpaceBison 2009-01-25 02:48:18 PM  
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Badgers 2009-01-25 02:57:29 PM  
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Jayzus Crusty 2009-01-25 02:58:28 PM  
Duelling Banjos (new window)

 
gilgamesh23 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 03:23:38 PM  
MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.

 
BalugaJoe 2009-01-25 03:24:23 PM  
They cute little guys.

 
WingedVictory250 2009-01-25 03:44:42 PM  
Goddamn it. Every time I find a new hobby.

 
sewiusproductions 2009-01-25 03:51:15 PM  

 
CarpeAbnocto 2009-01-25 04:02:51 PM  
If they ever begin enforcing the laws against crossing state lines with a duck on your head, my family and I will be ruined.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:06:24 PM  
gilgamesh23: MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.


The Yankee Flipper, on the other hand, is hilarious, and far less injurious to squirrel life.

 
CarpeAbnocto 2009-01-25 04:18:25 PM  
peachpicker: gilgamesh23: MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.


That's a lot funny, although I do understand that a window seat has been reserved for me. I do wonder about the legality of such a device, but it seems more humane than a mousetrap, or other lethal device.


The Yankee Flipper, on the other hand, is hilarious, and far less injurious to squirrel life.

That's just amazing. I would put that out and shoo away any birds that took time away from squirrel rides.


/usually she charges extra for the squirrel ride

 
Oldiron_79 2009-01-25 04:39:45 PM  
Dude, the squirrel said it was 18

 
gilgamesh23 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:40:25 PM  
peachpicker: gilgamesh23: MrBentor: Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation (new window)

That's not even a little bit funny.

The Yankee Flipper, on the other hand, is hilarious, and far less injurious to squirrel life.


That is funny and also totally ineffective. Notice how when the squirrels are going for a ride there's birdseed spilling all over the place? I imagine they're totally willing to put up with a little dizziness for the free food.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:54:05 PM  
gilgamesh23: Notice how when the squirrels are going for a ride there's birdseed spilling all over the place? I imagine they're totally willing to put up with a little dizziness for the free food.

Yeah, that's exactly what I think when watching it. Makes them work a little for it, though.

 
NukkenFutz [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:59:45 PM  
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Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-01-25 06:16:02 PM  
If you eat them is that considered molestation?

 
jshine 2009-01-25 06:52:24 PM  
ZAZ: In Massachusetts it is illegal for a dog to molest a deer (MGL 131-82). It is illegal to shoot a moose from a helicopter (MGL 131-65). It is illegal to frighten a Passenger Pigeon which has landed on a trap. (MGL 266-132). It is illegal to "rove about from place to place begging, or living without labor or visible means of support," except in the town where you live (MGL 272-63, 64). It is illegal for a known thief to act suspiciously in public (MGL 272-68).

Great law, given that passenger pigeons have been extinct for nearly 100 years.

 
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