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(Toronto Star) Amusing Toronto seeks slogan that will brand it as a world-class city. We know that you can come up with one for it. Go nuts, eh? (Voting enabled)   (thestar.com) divider line 206
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Proud2B_American 2009-01-25 08:27:11 AM  
"Toronto...hey at least we're not Toront...oh wait!"

 
TeddyBallGame [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 08:38:07 AM  
"At least our airport tag is famous!"


/YYZ FTW

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 09:01:59 AM  
Toronto, home of the biggest erection in Canada.

Canada, sitting on America's face since 1867.

 
Trajan's Call'Em [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 09:07:35 AM  
Toronto: We don't suck as much as you'd think.

Toronto: It's like Detroit, but with colorful money.

Toronto: Come, spend your money and leave (disappointed).

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 09:15:17 AM  
Toronto: Somewhere between the Atlantic and Pacific

Toronto: Hey, we're better than Detroit.

Toronto: Come check out our Os.

Toronto: Do we still have a baseball team? No? Yes? Okay, yeah, so there's that...

 
h2ogate [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 09:27:26 AM  
Toronto -- One vowel is all we need. Oh!

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 09:28:56 AM  
The Big Toe
Canada's Big Toe

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 09:34:18 AM  
Toronto: We have strip clubs too.

 
God Is My Co-Pirate 2009-01-25 09:46:35 AM  
Toronto - the army clears our snow.

 
God Is My Co-Pirate 2009-01-25 09:48:02 AM  
Also, you know, the point of a world-class city is that it doesn't need a slogan. Nobody has ever thought, "Well, I would love to go to Paris but they just don't have a catchy motto."

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 10:20:20 AM  
God Is My Co-Pirate: Nobody has ever thought, "Well, I would love to go to Paris but they just don't have a catchy motto."

Sure, but "Paris, je t'aime!" sounds lovely. "Toronto, you're okay!" sounds like a reassurance.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 10:21:18 AM  
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Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 10:38:36 AM  
Toronto - The home of Hayden Christensen...sorry about that.

 
40below [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 11:16:15 AM  
Toronto - Kingston's retarded, unattractive little brother.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 11:40:47 AM  
Toronto: Yes we CN!

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 11:41:59 AM  
Toronto: As fun as Buffalo, and twice as clean!

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 11:52:01 AM  
If they wanted a bumpersticker slogan

ON TO TORONTO!

would seem hopeful.

/or at least resigned.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 11:57:36 AM  
Toronto - it's not pronounced 'Teranna', you dumb yank.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:31:32 PM  
Toronto: We gave the world Neil Peart. Beat that.

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:41:07 PM  
40below: Toronto - Kingston's retarded, unattractive little brother.

Hahahahhahaahahaaahahhahaha!

/brilliant

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:54:41 PM  
Toronto - Trying our best to become Canada's Detroit

 
chtorran [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:55:52 PM  
Toronto, eh?

 
shipofthesun 2009-01-25 12:56:56 PM  
Toronto - Partially underground.

 
The Dogs of War 2009-01-25 12:57:24 PM  
SilentStrider: Toronto: We gave the world Neil Peart. Beat that.sorry about that

/ftfy

 
Goldstein [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:57:51 PM  
Toronto: Meh-smerizing

 
tartie_pants 2009-01-25 12:58:08 PM  
Toronto: At least you're not in Buffalo

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:58:09 PM  
Toronto - Almost as fun as spending a weekend in Hartford, CT

 
sendbillmoney [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:58:27 PM  
Toronto: Never gonna give you up, eh?

 
PJMurphy 2009-01-25 12:58:33 PM  
Toronto: We know that you think we suck. We just don't care. Your opinion is unimportant.

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-25 12:58:48 PM  
What happens in Toronto- wait.

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:59:26 PM  
"Come and see what minor-league hockey is all aboot!"

 
Bored Horde 2009-01-25 12:59:36 PM  
Toronto: proudly mediocre.

 
Wentzbag 2009-01-25 01:00:18 PM  
Toronto- Home of PJMurphy.

 
badgerb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:00:18 PM  
Tatsuma:

Toronto - Trying our best to become Canada's Detroit

Detroit has an over abundance of immigrants?

I nominate Fester.
As in festering boil on the buttocks of the world.

 
metalmachine06 2009-01-25 01:00:29 PM  
Toronto:We have weed and hookers too.

 
YupThazMe 2009-01-25 01:01:50 PM  
Toronto - Named after an indian...Oh, wait...that's Tonto.

 
FrancoFile 2009-01-25 01:02:41 PM  
Toronto: Moscow's weather, but better beer!

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-25 01:03:40 PM  
Wait, after reading the article, Toronto wants a nickname, not a slogan.

Toronto- The Whiteneck Riviera

 
gwanur 2009-01-25 01:03:57 PM  
Toronto, Now Sundin Free!

 
pickle65 2009-01-25 01:05:56 PM  
Toronto, come for the Jays, stay for the SARS

 
whatshisname 2009-01-25 01:06:14 PM  
Toronto - Come for our Beautiful Waterfront...oh wait..you can't, they filled it with condos and a highway

 
snake_beater 2009-01-25 01:07:07 PM  
Toronto - The city of a million bored faces.

 
eraser8 2009-01-25 01:07:13 PM  
Toronto. It's like Minneapolis -- but it's in Canada, so it has an excuse.

 
Ponzholio 2009-01-25 01:07:17 PM  
Toronto- Hey what are you all laughing aboot

 
Arelas 2009-01-25 01:07:18 PM  
Toronto: Where the Leafs keep blowing until April

//credit to Misch

 
notAnAnimal 2009-01-25 01:07:50 PM  
"Less nasty than Hamilton"

 
kilgorn 2009-01-25 01:10:10 PM  
Toronto.....this ain't Saskatchewan

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2009-01-25 01:10:15 PM  
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orclover 2009-01-25 01:10:40 PM  
"Toronto! Why yes we do speak Chinese."


Or is that Vancouver?

 
NCP69 2009-01-25 01:11:10 PM  
Toronto: Home of Tonto the mexican canadian smurf!

/got nutin

 
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