But they can still play poker, can't they?

Well, all of the inbreeding to keep the lines "pure" is going to have that effect. I hear dalmations, particularly, are abysmally retarded these days.

Skail: Well, all of the inbreeding to keep the lines "pure" is going to have that effect. I hear dalmations, particularly, are abysmally retarded these days.

This... this is not exactly a new problem.

Which is why it is probably better to get a newer breed of dog if you MUST have a pure bred.

/mutt from the pound has always been good enough for me.
/would like a Rhody though.

ThatGuyGreg: Skail: Well, all of the inbreeding to keep the lines "pure" is going to have that effect. I hear dalmations, particularly, are abysmally retarded these days.

This... this is not exactly a new problem.

I know. I just wanted to bring up the dalmation thing and see if anyone has first-hand knowledge of this. I've only heard through hearsay.

Skail: ThatGuyGreg: Skail: Well, all of the inbreeding to keep the lines "pure" is going to have that effect. I hear dalmations, particularly, are abysmally retarded these days.

This... this is not exactly a new problem.

I know. I just wanted to bring up the dalmation thing and see if anyone has first-hand knowledge of this. I've only heard through hearsay.

I've only known two Dalmation owners; one of the dogs was deaf, and the other was so farking stupid it was truly amazing that it lived to be as old as it did.

The same thing is happening to upper-middle class wives, for the same reasons.

If you want a smarter pet, you get a cat.

I hear there's these places called "shelters" where you can get dogs that are not retarded.

"A Swedish research scientist has discovered that the current generation of pedigree dogs, normally social and curious creatures by nature, are disinterested, shy and less responsive to commands than their ancestors"

Depends on the type of dog you're buying and who's doing the breeding. My guy Bosun who is just 4 months old is very smart, takes to commands very well and has shown that he is a natural born hunter. He comes from a champion line of hunting dogs who also win champion titles at dog shows. But since they are bred for hunting and not just looks, the dogs from his breeders are smart and love to hunt. Also, they work closely with other breeders and the dog that sired him was from a breeder that specifically breeds show quality bird dogs for hunting.



He's got more pics here: here^ and here^ not taken by me, but a regular at Crissy Field.

Makh: If you want a smarter pet, you get a cat.

Do you use it as bait to trap a smarter pet?

The study found show-quality and "handbag" pooches were the most likely to lack the instincts of previous generations, which were bred for their strength, hunting and working abilities, rather than their looks.

Are we talking about dogs, or Miss Teen SC '07?

Then what will protect you from the internet hate machine?

"The chihuahua was originally bred as a lap dog; all it needs to do is hang around the house. "

the chihuahua was originally used as FOOD. and the documentary "Show dogs exposed" is great at pointing out the self perpetuating ignorance of show dog breeders.

Pedigree dogs are becoming stupider and stupider....

Much like the people who buy them.

This is why mongrels rule. I have a shelter pup -- a half-chihuahua/some kind of terrier, and he's the smartest, coolest little dog i've ever seen.

My mutt could probably balance my checkbook. I'm afraid to let her try, though, because she would also probably embezzle from me.

/she uses her powers for evil

ELF Radio: This is why mongrels rule. I have a shelter pup -- a half-chihuahua/some kind of terrier, and he's the smartest, coolest little dog i've ever seen.

You're making me want taco bell.

It makes sense, but it's probably not across the board yet, it just happens with the super-popular pure breeds. As breeders try to keep up with demand, some inbreeding occurs. I believe that's what happened to Dalmatians and more recently, to Beagles.

That said, my purebred Pembroke Corgi is pretty dang smart.

Also stubborn and out of her mind crazy, though.

Never a dull moment when you own a dog...

rcain: "A Swedish research scientist has discovered that the current generation of pedigree dogs, normally social and curious creatures by nature, are disinterested, shy and less responsive to commands than their ancestors"

Depends on the type of dog you're buying and who's doing the breeding. My guy Bosun who is just 4 months old is very smart, takes to commands very well and has shown that he is a natural born hunter. He comes from a champion line of hunting dogs who also win champion titles at dog shows. But since they are bred for hunting and not just looks, the dogs from his breeders are smart and love to hunt. Also, they work closely with other breeders and the dog that sired him was from a breeder that specifically breeds show quality bird dogs for hunting.
He's got more pics here: here^ and here^ not taken by me, but a regular at Crissy Field.

He's beautiful! Vizsla?

Pedigree puppy-mill dogs are becoming stupider and stupider

/spayed

ur dog looks like a hyena

Makh: If you want a smarter more delicious pet, you get a cat.

FTFY

+1 shelter dogs rule.

cryinoutloud: I hear there's these places called "shelters" where you can get dogs that are not retarded.

this. we got a rescue dog. he's 50/50 Border Collie / Jack Russell (or wirehair, depending on who you ask)

he seems pretty intelligent, if not a little obstinate.

/rescue dogs FTW
//AAR in Decatur, GA

Genetic drift is a biatch.

bartink: You're making me want taco bell.

I think you and this dog have similar interests.

We have a cattle dog that is so smart she rounds the spectrum to retard. She could balance my check book, but then she'd poop on it.

Lynoitus: I think you and this dog have similar interests.

Wow. I had never seen that. That is hilarious.

Purebred dogs...what better way to spend tons of money on a full-retard dog that will cost you tons more money for vet visits?

I'll take my shelter mutt anyday.

My Border collie was smarter than any of your shelter mutts.

almostsane: rcain: "A Swedish research scientist has discovered that the current generation of pedigree dogs, normally social and curious creatures by nature, are disinterested, shy and less responsive to commands than their ancestors"

Depends on the type of dog you're buying and who's doing the breeding. My guy Bosun who is just 4 months old is very smart, takes to commands very well and has shown that he is a natural born hunter. He comes from a champion line of hunting dogs who also win champion titles at dog shows. But since they are bred for hunting and not just looks, the dogs from his breeders are smart and love to hunt. Also, they work closely with other breeders and the dog that sired him was from a breeder that specifically breeds show quality bird dogs for hunting.
He's got more pics here: here^ and here^ not taken by me, but a regular at Crissy Field.

He's beautiful! Vizsla?

I have a confession: I have no idea what's the difference between Vizlas and Weimaraners. Any farkers here that can give me some pointers?

Breeders : Greeders

Hey Poofy, how's our financial status?

" ruff "

Aphrodine: almostsane: rcain: "A Swedish research scientist has discovered that the current generation of pedigree dogs, normally social and curious creatures by nature, are disinterested, shy and less responsive to commands than their ancestors"

Depends on the type of dog you're buying and who's doing the breeding. My guy Bosun who is just 4 months old is very smart, takes to commands very well and has shown that he is a natural born hunter. He comes from a champion line of hunting dogs who also win champion titles at dog shows. But since they are bred for hunting and not just looks, the dogs from his breeders are smart and love to hunt. Also, they work closely with other breeders and the dog that sired him was from a breeder that specifically breeds show quality bird dogs for hunting.
He's got more pics here: here^ and here^ not taken by me, but a regular at Crissy Field.

He's beautiful! Vizsla?

I have a confession: I have no idea what's the difference between Vizlas and Weimaraners. Any farkers here that can give me some pointers?

Color and size?

Your inbred designer dog wants a stake.

ELF Radio: This is why mongrels rule. I have a shelter pup -- a half-chihuahua/some kind of terrier, and he's the smartest, coolest little dog i've ever seen.



Half chihuahua, half terrier shelter dogs for the WIN!

Alvin the wonder dog has in fact, made the transition to human. Well in his mind at least.


"I refuse to get down there and particitpate in your so called "pack dynamics". I wish to sleep, eat, and get a belly scratch. Or all three at once if possible."

Once rescued a purebred bearded collie from the animal shelter. Lovely dog, but was she ever high strung and unhealthy. We missed her terribly when she died, and thought to go to a breeder for another. The price for a puppy was prohibitive, and in the end, we decided, why are we paying hundreds and hundreds of dollars for a dog when there are hundreds and hundreds of them waiting at the pound for adoption? We went and ended up picking out a homely, skinny little puppy that was a few hours from euthanization. She's 13 now, a nondescript mongrel and I'm quite sure the greatest dog that ever lived. :) This is nothing against people who like to have a purebred -- there are a lot of places to pick up wonderful dogs -- but I can't imagine not rescuing one myself.

Lynoitus: bartink: You're making me want taco bell.

I think you and this dog have similar interests.

Wow, that reminds me of my dog. I usually yell at her to chew.

mandingueiro: "The chihuahua was originally bred as a lap dog; all it needs to do is hang around the house. "

the chihuahua was originally used as FOOD. and the documentary "Show dogs exposed" is great at pointing out the self perpetuating ignorance of show dog breeders.

Is this where the consumption of rats comes from? Did someone mistake a rat for a chihuahua once and fry him up?

Makh: If you want a smarter pet house that smells like cat poop, you get a cat.

You had it wrong. Smart animals can be taught to poop outside

Oldiron_79: My Border collie was smarter than any of your shelter mutts.

No denying that. My father in law used to have a pack of four. The alpha, Heather, would take time off from doing calculus to play catch the ball with the other three. She actually seemed bored with her role in that activity occasionally, but did her job faithfully and without hesitation. That breed of dog wants to work, and be smart.

If you want a smart dog, get a mutt.

Actually, if you want any dog, get a mutt. And stay the fark away from stores that sell dogs. Opt for the places that host adoptions from foster homes. The dogs are always up to date on shots, usually microchipped and never go towards making money for puppy mills.

/Just adopted a new one
//Currently tormenting her with a laser pointer

I have absolutely nothing against shelter dogs, and I applaud those who adopt them. I went with a purebred because I wanted to know exactly (well, close to exactly) what I could expect as the dog grew up. Of course, I went from this:



To this:

The way to combat this crisis is to only allow dogs of disparate breeds to ,well, breed. Then all the retard might cancel itself out. You know, a St Bernard crossed with a Pomeranian, that sort of thing. Should also lead to some greatly entertaining husbandry.

Lynoitus: If you want a smart dog, get a mutt.

Actually, if you want any dog, get a mutt. And stay the fark away from stores that sell dogs. Opt for the places that host adoptions from foster homes. The dogs are always up to date on shots, usually microchipped and never go towards making money for puppy mills.

/Just adopted a new one
//Currently tormenting her with a laser pointer

Sage advice. Also, if your state permits dog-racing, check to see which tracks adopt out greyhounds. Marvelous dogs and you'd really be doing one a favor.

almostsane: He's beautiful! Vizsla?

Yes, he's a Vizsla. :)
Thanks for your adminiration.

Seems there is a lot of purebred hate in this thread by people who are clearly ignorant of what they are talking about.

A shelter pup is good for a general purpose companion dog. But if you want a dog for hunting or sporting, it's better to go with a purebred. You have to do your homework, there's a lot of bad breeders out there who are generally clueless and don't do good pairings and who help perpetuate the bad reputation of purebred dogs.

I've stayed in touch with my breeder and she has made a point to check up on his progress.
To her, the dogs she produces are more than just a paycheck, she wants to make sure each one gets paired with a good home and that they are well taken care of. And I have to say that she does her job well. Bosun has been a perfect fit for me and she selected him for me based on our conversations.

mab1823, OMGWTF, did you get a purebred bear?

adopt, because you are either part of the solution or part of the problem.