Excellent use of the tag.

"But she didn't like them and ripped them up with a scissors. She was also critical of the food, and when he stood up to throw the food away she approached him from behind and stabbed him in the back with a knife,"

Let's see... she's got a boyfriend almost 10 years younger who showers her with presents and cooks for her and not content to merely take a shiat all over the occasion, she gets stabbity.

Miriam-Webster and the crew at the OED need to head over to Sweden to take a pic to put next to the word "biatch" pronto.

Subby, Strunk and White would like, a word with you.

Was it the knife from the garbage disposal...?

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DING DING DADING DING!

Its like RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAANNN

TripSixes: Subby, Strunk and White would like, a word with you.

Damn, isn't it weird when stuff pops up that you just learned about?
I literally got The Elements of Style from my father yesterday.

TripSixes: Subby, Strunk and White would like, a word with you.

You really just need a punch in the face, but since that's not possible, tell me this: How many poems does a person have to write before they are allowed to insert commas for effect.

I'm glad we have a farking editor for our posts, guys

Sounds way too much like an ex of mine.

/only reason we weren't on Fark is because that was in the days before Fark.

The ironic part is, she wanted to stab him with a spoon.

FTA: Police have not yet been able to question the woman as she was heavily under the influence of alcohol at the time of her arrest. She is being held on suspicion of aggravated assault.
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So, was it the knife in the boyfriend that made them suspicious?

Breunthor: TripSixes: Subby, Strunk and White would like, a word with you.

Damn, isn't it weird when stuff pops up that you just learned about?
I literally got The Elements of Style from my father yesterday.

yeah that comma splice is awkward, subby... although I'm not sure what else would've sufficed because it's a song lyric and there IS a pause, but a comma ain't it.

and never get rid of your copy of the Elements of Style; it's like a manual for not sounding like a total idiot in writing.

/I know, I know, who the fark cares anyway
//like tolerable grammar

Oldiron_79: Its like RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAANNN

I LOL'd

It's the good advice, that ya just can't take!!!

Mom?!?

Mrs. Chomsky: Breunthor: TripSixes: Subby, Strunk and White would like, a word with you.

Damn, isn't it weird when stuff pops up that you just learned about?
I literally got The Elements of Style from my father yesterday.

yeah that comma splice is awkward, subby... although I'm not sure what else would've sufficed because it's a song lyric and there IS a pause, but a comma ain't it.

and never get rid of your copy of the Elements of Style; it's like a manual for not sounding like a total idiot in writing.

/I know, I know, who the fark cares anyway
//like tolerable grammar

Maybe a hyphen would have worked better?

This is exactly like my ex.

Except she preferred to throw things.

/lucky her aim was off when she was drunk

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, maybe she was trying to show him the Cupid side of her...

I'd stab it in the back.

/uh huh.

hugram: With Valentine's Day just around the corner, maybe she was trying to show him the Cupid side of her...

Valentine's day is a stupid holiday invented by Hallmark to sell more cards. When your girlfriend literally stabs you in the back, it's definitely time to call it quits.

I, for one, subby, don't care about your comma usage. There are much more important things in life.
+1

Mrs. Chomsky: yeah that comma splice is awkward, subby... although I'm not sure what else would've sufficed because it's a song lyric and there IS a pause, but a comma ain't it.

A slash, surely. ;)

That song sucks, and so does Alanis.

Korovyov: Mrs. Chomsky: yeah that comma splice is awkward, subby... although I'm not sure what else would've sufficed because it's a song lyric and there IS a pause, but a comma ain't it.

A slash, surely. ;)

we have a winnar! :)

tHIS IS Actually an interesting article, but I heard that Robin Williams just died. It hasn't hit the main page yet. I mean, WTF?

Stabbed him with a kitchen knife? Maybe he had just seen this great movie on TV last night...

It was CITIZEN KANE!

The 39-year-old man cooked dinner and showered the woman with presents.

"But she didn't like them and ripped them up with a scissors. She was also critical of the food, and when he stood up to throw the food away she approached him from behind and stabbed him in the back with a knife,"

let's hope the poor guy has a clue now

//probably not

So does this mean the romance is over??

Malbar: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Valentine's day is a stupid holiday invented by Hallmark to sell more cards. When your girlfriend literally stabs you in the back, it's definitely time to call it quits.

Socially inept virgin detected in thread 4166287.

Your mother didn't think I'm a socially inept virgin when I was rockin' on top of her last night.

Yes but did anyone read any other articles on the page?
Like the one that said: "More Swedish women want to be cops?"


/giggity

Pics on the article's website are more relevant to my interests:

International Year of Reconciliation.

Seriously.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:
Your mother didn't think I'm a socially inept virgin when I was rockin' on top of her last night.

Hey-o.

Also from the picture section, you just never know where LeBron James will end up:

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/690/10/

Summoner101: Was it the knife from the garbage disposal...?

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DING DING DADING DING!


Shame on you.

I think you meant fork.

If so, shame on me.

"suspicion of aggravated assault"

WATAF ?!?

... I guess the laws there are waaayyy different from what I would expect ... let's try "ATTEMPTED MURDER" instead ... oO