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(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Cook county sheriff arrests #2 prostitute in all of Chicago (w/ hittable if MILFish pic)   (suntimes.com) divider line 209
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Jerseylina 2009-01-25 03:43:19 AM  
I've seen busts way bigger than that.

/Giggity

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:14:20 AM  
Thank god this crime was prevented.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:32:06 AM  
kmmontandon: Thank god this crime was prevented.

Exactly. I know everyone will sleep better now. Knowing that the police are out there preventing adults from paying each other for sex.

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:57:49 AM  
z_gringo: Exactly. I know everyone will sleep better now. Knowing that the police are out there preventing adults from paying each other for sex.

And smoking dried plant materials.

 
Manta537 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:04:17 AM  
As a citizen and tax payer of Chicago, I would like to see our potholes filled before a Ho filed.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:54:57 AM  
"She said she never was arrested before and was doing this to help pay the bills at home," Patterson said.

Mmmhmm. And Mellindi at The Jewel Box is working her way through college.

 
Av8rLuvr [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:06:03 AM  
She's taking what they giving 'cause she's working for a livin'.

 
thoreau 2009-01-25 06:16:43 AM  
that's a dude

 
gothelder 2009-01-25 06:17:30 AM  
Damn I saved myself 2 grand last week........

 
NCP69 2009-01-25 06:18:30 AM  
i wonder how much she charges for two minutes?

 
Shyla 2009-01-25 06:20:42 AM  
I have to agree with thoreau. I think she was a man.

 
DaMacGuy 2009-01-25 06:21:08 AM  
NCP69: i wonder how much she charges for two minutes?

Um, $33.34?

 
jsherp 2009-01-25 06:22:19 AM  
FTA: "....she was arrested as she started to remove her clothes...."

I bet the cop posing as the customer was sorry the back-up didn't get delayed another few minutes.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-01-25 06:26:05 AM  
Manta537: As a citizen and tax payer of Chicago, I would like to see our potholes filled before a Ho filed.

Bah. Arrest her ass. Support the local economy and hire a Chicago prostitute.Fark U: Public records show she is a registered Republican

lol


That is funny how?

 
Ikahoshi 2009-01-25 06:26:37 AM  
No offense to the lady, but I dunno if she would be worth it.

But then again, it's not so much the looks as the skills, so maybe she is.

 
MVEAlpha 2009-01-25 06:27:05 AM  
Someone has taken the time to assess and rank all the prostitutes in Chicago?

That guy must have so many STDs his dick is held on with some twine and a few staples.

 
Dialectic 2009-01-25 06:27:44 AM  
Public records show she is a registered Republican and holds a hunting license in Nevada.

I take it she must not be a fan of Obama.

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:28:03 AM  
More Cougar than MILF.

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:29:10 AM  
I'll bet she's sick to death of people telling her, "You don't listen too good. Didn't anyone ever tell you that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?"

 
DeRosso 2009-01-25 06:29:31 AM  
Dialectic: Public records show she is a registered Republican and holds a hunting license in Nevada.

I take it she must not be a fan of Obama.


Figures. Stretching lowers the market value

 
petcat2469 2009-01-25 06:29:42 AM  
FTFA Sheriff's investigators were trolling the Internet when they found a message from Cohen saying she planned to be in Chicago in mid-January.

Back in my day, trollin' MEANT something.

 
Mad-n-FL 2009-01-25 06:30:07 AM  
I wonder how many times the undercover officers paid her before she got arrested?
Here in Florida, an investigation went on for three years and spent 220 thousand dollars, with 3 arrests after that time.
It was later found out the officers were picking several girls up at once on limos for their own personal lesbian shows.

 
Ikahoshi 2009-01-25 06:31:42 AM  
SeamusFerrell: Fark U: Public records show she is a registered Republican

lol

That is funny how?



Their "family values" platform, and the Republicans being in bed with the "Christian right" movement, being supported by the antithesis of everything that entails. It would only be funnier if she was actually a tranny.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-01-25 06:32:49 AM  
Her website. (new window). SFW, but some pics show her in a thong.

 
MrZaius 2009-01-25 06:39:37 AM  
SeamusFerrell: Fark U: Public records show she is a registered Republican

lol


That is funny how?


By being ironic given their stance on criminalization of sex workers, generally prudish stance on all things sexual in politics aside from that, and their base, pandering "family values" and "hard on crime" sloganeering?

/Not that the other guys are much better

 
Riotboy 2009-01-25 06:40:34 AM  
How to trap a cougar.

/nice bust

 
Inchoate 2009-01-25 06:43:23 AM  
Shyla: I have to agree with thoreau. I think she was a man.

Ye-ah, gonna have to go with this.

 
Xerxes99 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:47:31 AM  
Vietnamese and Swedish? Now that is one odd combination.....

 
Meatzilla [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:47:34 AM  
media1.suntimes.com

I dunno about the $1000 for 2-hours, but if I had that much money to burn I'd sure think long and *ahem* hard about it.

 
Gish21 2009-01-25 06:48:56 AM  
Ikahoshi:

Their "family values" platform, and the Republicans being in bed with the "Christian right" movement, being supported by the antithesis of everything that entails. It would only be funnier if she was actually a tranny.


I imagine she's more in to the 'I don't want to pay any taxes, ever' portion of the platform, given she lives in Nevada and is from a country with a small Christian minority.

 
Fair_Poopsmith [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:52:13 AM  
So, is this like Al Qaeda, and we'll have arrested three more #2 prostitutes in a few months?

 
Dialectic 2009-01-25 06:52:19 AM  
...Oh, I forgot: She kinda looka like a man, maybe a passable Brazilian tranny.

 
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science 2009-01-25 06:54:21 AM  
She looks like she could actually be worth it. $500 to get laid by an honest to God professional? I've paid close to half that amount for dates with girls who turned out to be terrible in bed. Nice company and all, but still.

 
Noob1ett 2009-01-25 06:55:23 AM  
Sheriff's investigators were trolling the Internet when they found a message from Cohen saying she planned to be in Chicago in mid-January.
Surely they could of been doing something a little more constructive like ARRESTING CRIMMINALS.

 
ShannonKW 2009-01-25 06:59:26 AM  
A thousand grand a pop (heh) is more than I've ever heard anyone ask. Here in Dubai where Arabs and extra-paid expats throw around cash with abandon the top shelf girls ask AED2000 ($540). But, Chicago?

It's thought provoking in places like UAE and the US when the price rises that far, because it obviously tops the cost of air fare. It kinda makes sense here--I can picture some indolent sheikh paying more to order blondes to his plush villa rather than winging off to grungy Ukraine where the same girls can be had for bus fare. But, Chicago? In freakin' January?? What manner of man pays $1000 to imbibe the sensual pleasures of Chicago, Hog Butcher of the World? Did Central America drop off the map while I was asleep? Anyone heard from Brazil lately?

Hate to venture into this aspect of it, but I couldn't help but notice that the girl is Jewish. Is this like a kosher thing, maybe? Still, a pack of Hebrew Nationals don't cost any more than the other dogs, or do they? Maybe it's not the same thing.

Anyway, I'm sure the ladies are pleased to hear that the govt. is hard at keeping this sort of thing underground. Keep those prices shored up.

 
ShannonKW 2009-01-25 07:00:48 AM  
Wups, just a grand, sorry.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-01-25 07:02:48 AM  
Noob1ett: Sheriff's investigators were trolling the Internet when they found a message from Cohen saying she planned to be in Chicago in mid-January.
Surely they could of been doing something a little more constructive like ARRESTING CRIMMINALS.


Cook County sheriffs are not "real" police. Their main duties consist of serving process, evictions, transporting prisoners, hanging out in Cook County forest preserves, and guarding courthouses. They don't really do that much traditional police work. I suspect most of them wanted to be CPD, but were not accepted. Oh, I guess they do "normal" police work in unincorporated Cook County and they do go on raids with the CPD on CHA projects.

 
Meatzilla [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 07:03:14 AM  
Holy carp...

Check out her "Donations" page from her website and read her "reviews". It appears she is a popular busy gal and was bringing down a tidy sum for her 'escort' services. One of the reviews looks like it was from Chicago just before she got busted.

http://www.prosperitynationadmin.net/premium/rates.htm (new window)

 
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science 2009-01-25 07:04:19 AM  
ShannonKW: But, Chicago? In freakin' January?? What manner of man pays $1000 to imbibe the sensual pleasures of Chicago, Hog Butcher of the World?

If I had to make a guess, I would venture that the fact that it is illegal in Chicago justifies the price.

You can get some pretty cheap weed in Amsterdam, you know. Killer stuff.

 
animalmagnet 2009-01-25 07:05:32 AM  
DaMacGuy: NCP69: i wonder how much she charges for two minutes?

Um, $33.34?


/checking piggy bank

 
NicoFinn [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 07:07:29 AM  
First, she looks like a man in that picture. She's not so bad in others.

Second, she's wearing the star of David on her neck in one of the pics on her website. So I don't think she cares about Christian values--her being a Republican and all. Well, she is a prostitute.

Third, she has a goddamn booking form on her website. How did she expect not to get busted? Or is this the norm in Vegas, but not Chicago?

 
Free Brain Removal 2009-01-25 07:10:49 AM  
"The Chicago Police this week arrested the first prostitute to charge at least $1,000 an hour. "

"Her price, $1,000 for two hours,"

I just don't know what to believe anymore.

 
bombersfan 2009-01-25 07:11:19 AM  
you pah-lee? me love you long time.

 
th3flyboy 2009-01-25 07:12:43 AM  
Shannon, could you please point out how you know she is Jewish? I'd really like to know where you found any evidence of that at all.

 
th3flyboy 2009-01-25 07:14:22 AM  
Ah, Nico, thanks for pointing that out, I completely missed that, nevermind Shannon.

 
Braindeath 2009-01-25 07:17:18 AM  
Oh sweet, there are review sites for hookers.

That chick has had too much plastic surgery, but eh, I'd still hit it.

 
Gish21 2009-01-25 07:18:57 AM  
She's from Vietnam. I highly doubt she's a Jew. If she's wearing a Star of David it's probably just jewelry to let people know she welcomes Jewish customers.

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-01-25 07:25:23 AM  
Gish21: She's from Vietnam. I highly doubt she's a Jew. If she's wearing a Star of David it's probably just jewelry to let people know she welcomes Jewish customers.

Her biography says she's Vietnamese and Swedish, but I'll be damned if she doesn't look like Gina Gershon's mom.

 
Sodden Moxie 2009-01-25 07:25:38 AM  
Sheriff's investigators were trolling the Internet when they found a message from Cohen saying she planned to be in Chicago in mid-January.

I can totally seeing a few of the trolls on fark being cops IRL. It all makes sense now!

 
cerote [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 07:28:20 AM  
ShannonKW: A thousand grand a pop (heh) is more than I've ever heard anyone ask. Here in Dubai where Arabs and extra-paid expats throw around cash with abandon the top shelf girls ask AED2000 ($540). But, Chicago?

It has been very, very cold in Chicago in recent weeks.

 
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