Hahahahahaha...I mean, that joke was in poor taste!

PoopStain: WHO FARKING CARES?

Isn't this entire pageant relegated to the Home Shopping Network?

There was a submission on the queue earlier this evening that said the Miss America contest was airing on TLC, of all places. I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

Bathia_Mapes: PoopStain: WHO FARKING CARES?

Isn't this entire pageant relegated to the Home Shopping Network?

There was a submission on the queue earlier this evening that said the Miss America contest was airing on TLC, of all places. I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

Yes because the Learning Channel had to preempt home makeover shows and the other crap they usually show on there.

and boo lol @ cranberry juice

If Trump owned Miss America, she'd be on some other channel. Maybe not a better one, but a different one. Oh, and it would be huge.

I don't get it.

cameroncrazy1984: I don't get it.

The cranberry juice is in reference to this Main page thread.

oh snap.

I missed the referenced thread about the model who died of septicemia.

I laughed my arse off, however, when I clicked the link for the story in this thread and looked at the picture they used.

She looks like she is suffering from UTI.

/I laughed at anothers perceived pain - but actual joy.
//I am such a bastard

she is HOT

And to think, she got her start as "Miss Duneland".



Katie Stam-- Miss Duneland 2008

First runner-up was Miss Georgia Chastity Hardman

If that isn't a name destined for porn, I don't know what is.

Why do they always want world peace?

Bathia_Mapes: PoopStain: WHO FARKING CARES?

Isn't this entire pageant relegated to the Home Shopping Network?

There was a submission on the queue earlier this evening that said the Miss America contest was airing on TLC, of all places. I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

Probably to emphasize the importance of learning and education, else that's your best shot in life. ;)

I thought we named the dog Indiana

Bathia_Mapes: There was a submission on the queue earlier this evening that said the Miss America contest was airing on TLC, of all places. I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

Because there isn't a 'nudity' section of the competition.

Bathia_Mapes: I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

RTFA! She won a scholarship. Don't you care about education? I certainly wouldn't leave her behind.

angrymacface: Why do they always want world peace?

Well, because, as beauty pageant contestants, they have the benefit of many maps to expand their worldview, obviously.

angrymacface: Why do they always want world peace?

Because it means the end of the world isn't far behind.

Bathia_Mapes: There was a submission on the queue earlier this evening that said the Miss America contest was airing on TLC, of all places. I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

So women will learn what they're supposed to look like, of course!

/laughed at the cranberry juice...
//grabbed a bottle from the chow hall at breakfast in honor of the other thread.

Oh please. Forget juice. This girl's probably been subsisting on iceberg lettuce and water since she was old enough to lisp "I wanna grow up to be JonBenet Ramsey without, you know, the getting murdered part. Somebody bring me a sammich. With pie. Ala mode. And a bowl of gravy on the side. And cake. And more gravy. I'm staaaaarrrrrrvvvvvvviiiiiinnnnnnggggg!"

/Hold the pineapple, though.

Via Dolorosa? Jesus.

notmtwain: And to think, she got her start as "Miss Duneland".



Katie Stam-- Miss Duneland 2008

She's airbrushed so heavily she looks like a creepy Real Doll with a surgically attached smile.

/shudder

notmtwain: And to think, she got her start as "Miss Duneland".



Katie Stam-- Miss Duneland 2008

/Q&D

Bathia_Mapes: I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.

/Oh wait, that's the Family Learning Channel.

Wait wait wait.......they are still airing that antiquated piece of tripe on national TV? I had no idea this was still going on. There are no ads for it anymore. Weird. Did they add a kissing competition portion to the pageant?a

fireclown: would hit it like many fremen warriors.

I'd help her spice flow.

/great minds think alike
//and so did ours

Monkey MKIII: fireclown: would hit it like many fremen warriors.

I'd help her spice flow.

/great minds think alike
//and so did ours


You'd let her burp your giant sandworm?

/didn't know Alicia Witt was in Dune

Krantzstone: You'd let her burp your giant sandworm?

I'd test her with my gom jabbar

Barnacles!: she is HOT



You have performed a service that we should all be thankful for.

Control_this: RTFA! She won a scholarship. Don't you care about education?

From TFA:

Stam won a $50,000 scholarship and hopes to obtain a bachelor's degree in communications and become a television news anchor. She began competing in pageants at age 15.

Stam said she had one semester left in school - but didn't know when she would finish - and already was graduating debt-free without the $50,000 prize. Stam said she might use the money for graduate school.

Oy. What a waste of a scholarship.

She looks quarter rican. Anyway, she has a semester left of school at the University of Indianapolis, doesn't know when she's going to finish it, but her dream is to be a television anchor.

Alrighty, then.

stunning body, but a rather awful fake smile.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Anyway, she has a semester left of school at the University of Indianapolis, doesn't know when she's going to finish it, but her dream is to be a television anchor.

Who knows, one day her chronicles of failure might be worth $11 million.

Women from the rust belt must be getting better looking.

What a waste of a scholarship.

The scholarships are only there so the beauty pageant apologists can call them "scholarship pageants" and the organizers can crow about how much education money is provided to young women.

I think this young lady should give the scholarship to iss
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina so she can learn about "U.S. Americans".

loser0: From TFA:

Stam won a $50,000 scholarship and hopes to obtain a bachelor's degree in communications and become a television news anchor. She began competing in pageants at age 15.

Stam said she had one semester left in school - but didn't know when she would finish - and already was graduating debt-free without the $50,000 prize. Stam said she might use the money for graduate school.

Oy. What a waste of a scholarship.

Sounds like vice presidential material to me.

Do these pageant bimbos practice looking like monkeys getting buttsexed by a pipe when they are announced the winner? Look at that photo. Shelooks like she's taking a crap with spikes in it.

Bathia_Mapes: There was a submission on the queue earlier this evening that said the Miss America contest was airing on TLC, of all places. I'm still puzzled as to why a beauty contest was aired on The Learning Channel.

I'm pretty sure it's officially TLC now, the letters no longer stand for anything. They realized a lot of viewers won't watch a channel where learning might occur.

hooooooosiers!

Is it just me or is Mario Lopez popping up with increasing frequency lately on awful game shows and "events" such as the Miss America pageant on TLC? He appears to have aged perhaps two weeks since the end of Saved By The Bell... has he been in suspended animation all this time? When was he unfrozen? I demand answers!

/oh.. and I'd hit it
//Miss Indiana, not Mario

Monkey MKIII: Krantzstone: You'd let her burp your giant sandworm?

I'd test her with my gom jabbar

I would use my 'slow blade' to penetrate her shield.

great_tigers: Women from the rust belt must be getting better looking.

....but people from -wherever you are- need to work on posts that aren't a snooze-o-rama.

The page with TFA offers a link so that I can "check out the underside of the pageant circuit." Now why would I want to do that? ... when the overside is so delightful!

Espertron: Monkey MKIII: Krantzstone: You'd let her burp your giant sandworm?

I'd test her with my gom jabbar

I would use my 'slow blade' to penetrate her shield.

Whoa, guys! I think we you all need to step back and clear some of this hostile energy. Turn off your computer and find a comfortable chair. Close your eyes and relax all of your muscles starting with your head and slowly working your way down all the way to your toes. Clear your mind of all thoughts, not just the negative ones. Replace those thoughts by concentrating on one word, love.

I guarantee after 20 minutes of doing this you will feel much better about yourself and not want to lash out at strangers you read about on the internet.

Love, man. Try it out. Once you have done that I want you to go outside and give a big hug to the first stranger you see. You will get your day off to a good start and make someone else happy.

SeamusFerrell: Espertron: Monkey MKIII: Krantzstone: You'd let her burp your giant sandworm?

I'd test her with my gom jabbar

I would use my 'slow blade' to penetrate her shield.

Whoa, guys! I think we you all need to step back and clear some of this hostile energy. Turn off your computer and find a comfortable chair. Close your eyes and relax all of your muscles starting with your head and slowly working your way down all the way to your toes. Clear your mind of all thoughts, not just the negative ones. Replace those thoughts by concentrating on one word, love.

I guarantee after 20 minutes of doing this you will feel much better about yourself and not want to lash out at strangers you read about on the internet.

Love, man. Try it out. Once you have done that I want you to go outside and give a big hug to the first stranger you see. You will get your day off to a good start and make someone else happy.

I'll make her happy. I'll show her why they call me Usul.

I'd hit it nightly.

If Fox News was smart, they would hire this broad in a second to counter Robin Meade. The ratings battle would be huge!

/loves me some Robin Meade
//loves her knee high boots and short skirts too

Curves. Women have them.

Miss America does not. Yeesh, the lot of you are fapping to a 12 yr old boy.

/ cue studman69
// But seriously, what the hell? Hips? Breasts? Where did they go?
/// Nice legs, though.

I hope she doesn't get a bladder infection.

starsrift: Curves. Women have them.

Miss America does not. Yeesh, the lot of you are fapping to a 12 yr old boy.

/ cue studman69
// But seriously, what the hell? Hips? Breasts? Where did they go?
/// Nice legs, though.

Glasses. You need them.