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(CBS 2 Lost Angeles) Dumbass 10-year old boy's parents rescued after slipping while trying to retrieve teddy bear he tossed off cliff   (cbs2.com) divider line 102
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 11:52:59 PM  
My question is, "what was a 10-year old boy doing with a teddy bear in the first place?" Don't most boys that age play with action figures & the like?

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:39:01 AM  
Yeah, 10 year old boy with a teddy bear... something not quite right there. But the fact that his parents would actually still play the pick-up game with him.... something REALLY not right there.

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:57:04 AM  
Why would a 10 year old has a teddy bear?

More importantly what kind of brow-beaten parents would try and retrieve it?

 
borg [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:04:01 AM  
DaCricket: Yeah, 10 year old boy with a teddy bear... something not quite right there. But the fact that his parents would actually still play the pick-up game with him.... something REALLY not right there.

came here to say this,

/Maybe he throw a younger siblings teddy bear off a cliff?

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:11:57 AM  
Sure, this kid isn't going to grow up with a distorted sense of entitlement.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:22:41 AM  
Had this been me doing this to my parents, I can say with 100% accuracy that "mommy and daddy run down a wet hillside to rescue my toy after I threw a tantrum and made a blatant gesture of contempt" is the absolute LAST FARKING THING ON EARTH they would have done.

I think I can safely say that my mom would have smacked me across the face and then thrown me down the hillside herself to go get it. The grounding/loss of privileges meted out by my dad would have been a minimum of one month.

And this kid's parents decided to go after poor widdle teddy themselves.

...

Seriously, I can't begin to comprehend that.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:25:46 AM  
Kid kinda sounds autistic, though I suspect that is just excess coddling of the child giving that impression.

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:37:16 AM  
GAT_00: Kid kinda sounds autistic, though I suspect that is just excess coddling of the child giving that impression.

Even if it was autistic, a farking toy isn't worth risking your life. If the kid pitches too much of a fit just give it some benadryl.

 
Cup_O_Jo 2009-01-25 03:34:46 AM  
Saw it on the news. After I saw it I said this " What a spoiled waste of reproduction. What's even stupider is that he is such a mommies boy-mommy had to go get the teddy bear he threw from his tantrum. NO SYMPATHY. NONE. SHOULD NOT EVEN BE NEWS!"

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-01-25 03:35:25 AM  
Kid wanted his Busy Bee.

 
Cup_O_Jo 2009-01-25 03:36:41 AM  
GAT_00 BTW he is not autistic. He is a MOMMIES BOY.

 
steelpeg [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 03:38:40 AM  
Why do I just want to throw this kid off the cliff to retrieve the stupid thing? Is that wrong?

 
Phoenix_M 2009-01-25 03:39:44 AM  
That boys need a membership in Future Homosexuals of America

 
Wrapped in Piano Strings 2009-01-25 03:42:38 AM  
Maybe autistic, maybe not. We don't know, so it's an irrelevant argument. But holy mother of God, those are some dumbass parents. I've known parents who instill a robust sense of entitlement in their children, but going off a cliff for a teddy bear? Maybe the parents were trying to escape the tyrannical rule of their 10-year-old.

Not even going to touch the "10-year-old with a teddy bear" thing. This is because I'm 22 years old and...may or may not sleep with a teddy bear. I do not, however, take it everywhere with me, nor would I hurl it off a cliff.

 
coney 2009-01-25 03:43:53 AM  
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That_Bob_Guy 2009-01-25 03:44:06 AM  
Okay, am I the only one who carries rappelling gear in his trunk?

Given the circumstances, I'd leave the bear to rot. But I've been known to risk serious injury retrieving something one of my kids accidentally dropped. I just think that's what a dad does, ya know?

 
UltraRatchet 2009-01-25 03:44:35 AM  
Maybe his parents are crazy and this was his one chance to finally get rid of the bear they make him drag around everywhere.

 
babyty 2009-01-25 03:47:00 AM  
i would of left the teddy bear there. duhhhh.

 
rackrent [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 03:48:59 AM  
Was the kid's name "Damian?"

/dnrtfa

 
The Iron duke 2009-01-25 04:01:40 AM  
i believe the family is Indan, dot, not feathers.
did anyone else notice that the incline was very doable, even wet?
the father kept falling down with a rope on him and two firefighters helping him..
god help us...

 
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science 2009-01-25 04:04:19 AM  
I had a teddy bear when I was ten, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. However, I only kept it around for the sheer novelty of having owned something for that long without destroying it, and had I tossed it off an embankment in a fit of pique, my mother would have said something like, "Nice arm, dumbass."

 
ParadoxDice 2009-01-25 04:05:49 AM  
"If you're on a cliff, and your son tosses his teddy bear over the edge, let it go. Because man, it's gone."

 
Fenixpark 2009-01-25 04:06:04 AM  
Phoenix_M: That boys need a membership in Future Homosexuals of America

How Weaksauce

Is Done.

 
eeeleeet [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:06:29 AM  
rackrent: Was the kid's name "Damian?"

/dnrtfa


His name was Soski.

Anyway, if it were my kid, I would have said "looks like teddy bear is gone forever; that's why we don't throw things when we're mad." and I would have left. It may seem mean, but I think that kids need less coddling and need to learn life's lessons.

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:06:58 AM  
A 10-year-old boy named Soski...

// Parents are retarded,
hahahahah muddy butts

 
Jamieboy 2009-01-25 04:08:41 AM  
since everyone else asked, and didn't give any possible explanations, I will: What is a 10-year old boy doing with a teddy bear in the first place?

Possible reasons:

a) autistic
b) retarded
c) arrested development
d) stupid farked up parents, who should have been left hanging off the side of the hillside to be pecked to death by crows

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:09:07 AM  
"I hate you!" *toss*

"I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR BACK!"

"Tough shiat."

Is America out of rocket scientists?

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:13:59 AM  
Check the video.

He's a mincey little mong with the mindset of a four year old. How this kid made it to ten, I don't know, but spoiling him wasn't a good idea.

 
TsarTom 2009-01-25 04:14:56 AM  
Parents....
Should have been left on the hill.

Child...
should now learn how to make his way in the world.

End of thread.

/challenge it!

//I dares you!!

 
matthew_tray 2009-01-25 04:19:28 AM  
I don't know, but I guess I just feel terribly sorry for both of them, really. Seems like both sides have serious issues.

 
Dahne 2009-01-25 04:22:21 AM  
That_Bob_Guy: Okay, am I the only one who carries rappelling gear in his trunk?

I respect that kind of readiness. You never know when you're gonna need to rappel.

 
Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay 2009-01-25 04:25:13 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: My question is, "what was a 10-year old boy doing with a teddy bear in the first place?" Don't most boys that age play with action figures & the like?

Furthermore, you also have a 10 year old pitchin' a fit like a 2-3 year old. That kid needs to grow the fark up!

 
Beaver1224 2009-01-25 04:33:21 AM  
I tried to give these people the benefit of the doubt.

First thing I thought: "Well, maybe it was an accident..."
Article Headline starts with "Temper Tantrum."

borg mentions: "Maybe he throw a younger siblings teddy bear off a cliff?"
Boy quoted in article: "I threw my teddy bear"

Just toss 'em all off the cliff and leave 'em.

 
icepriestess 2009-01-25 04:34:47 AM  
www.beloblog.com

"And that is why we don't throw toys off cliffs."

 
missionpants 2009-01-25 04:36:17 AM  
Are they the same parents that bought a new car because the ash tray was full??

 
Zeiss_Ikon [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 04:38:47 AM  
"No." is a complete sentence.

Learn it you useless "parents".

 
That_Bob_Guy 2009-01-25 04:41:20 AM  
Dahne: That_Bob_Guy: Okay, am I the only one who carries rappelling gear in his trunk?

I respect that kind of readiness. You never know when you're gonna need to rappel.


And yet, I don't carry condoms. Like anyone would sleep with me, anyway, but I'm just sayin'.

 
TsarTom 2009-01-25 04:45:00 AM  
Ummm, I believe I said thread over. Why are you still posting?
Are you retarded?

/jezus!
//farking retards!
///hey! Get a load of these slashies

On a side note,

My brother was an AVID pot smoker. He had a son.

I asked: "what happens if your boy grows up and turns you in?"

He didn't skip a beat.

I am convinced he had already formulated a contingency.

He said:
"Well, I guess the two of us will have to go hunting."

/// will use this anecdote often on Fark.

////hope y'all get used to it.

// y'all!

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-01-25 04:47:46 AM  
Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: Bathia_Mapes: My question is, "what was a 10-year old boy doing with a teddy bear in the first place?" Don't most boys that age play with action figures & the like?

Furthermore, you also have a 10 year old pitchin' a fit like a 2-3 year old. That kid needs to grow the fark up!


Pooh Bear and Eeyore are dead, son. You killed them. It's your fault. Now get back in the car.

 
just_another_asshole/jaa 2009-01-25 04:49:10 AM  
The kid isn't all that dumb, he now has a new teddy bear and got to see his dumb parents humiliated on live tv! A 10 year old's dream! He even makes his mother ride in the back seat, when his little chums in school the tomorrow see it he will be king of the playground, at least for a day!

 
Stealthdozer 2009-01-25 04:59:33 AM  
As God as my witness, I thought Helicopter Parents could fly...

 
Trik 2009-01-25 05:01:45 AM  
and in our enlightened society this kid won't get the ass whuppen he really really needs and deserves

 
rustylite 2009-01-25 05:03:25 AM  
It had better be the Hippo that farts on NCIS

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-01-25 05:12:17 AM  
There was a point in time when there were no railings or warnings on anything.

 
Suflig 2009-01-25 05:16:40 AM  
an⋅ti⋅dote
/ˈæntɪˌdoʊt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [an-ti-doht] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, -dot⋅ed, -dot⋅ing.
-noun
1. a medicine or other remedy for counteracting the effects of poison

via dictionary.com

So anti- means "against". Obviously "dote" means poison. When you are "doting" on your kids you are poisoning them. When you spoil your kids they will eventually rot like all spoiled things.

Understand this!

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-01-25 05:18:00 AM  
Go ahead DAD. Go pluck up Pooh Bear from HERE

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 05:38:29 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: Go ahead DAD. Go pluck up Pooh Bear from HERE

I could do that.

Sure, I'd be wrapped around a support cable, screaming like a pussy, but as long as the rescue copter made it I could totally do that.

 
Ral 2009-01-25 05:39:21 AM  
When my friend's 3-year-old disposes of something during a tantrum in such a way that the item is no longer viable (such as food onto a dirty floor), my friend informs the child that "uh oh, it's gone" (or dirty or whatever) "you can't have it anymore now".

Child cries, but the lesson is getting through slowly but surely.

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:02:35 AM  
If one of my kids EVER pulled a stunt like this, I'd beat their farking azz right there on the side of the road. And no, I would not try to retrieve said toy, they'd be SOL.


Stealthdozer: As God as my witness, I thought Helicopter Parents could fly...

This comment made me LOL.

 
xlbrooklyn [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 06:02:39 AM  
In the world of my childhood, that would've earned the kid about eight licks with the belt on his bare backside. Perhaps such a thing should have been applied a little more liberally prior to this point in life and he wouldn't have had his little temper tantrum. What a brat.

 
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