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(The Indy Channel) Weird Elderly man's pickup truck mistakes him for farmer's market   (theindychannel.com) divider line 20
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Asclepius [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 10:42:09 PM  
When I'm 78 years old and a truck is rolling at me, I'm going to go ahead and jump out of the way. Assuming I make it to 78.

 
Terrx [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 11:09:16 PM  
Funny headline.

 
the_chief 2009-01-25 01:29:06 AM  
I just ate a can of beans.

 
nekulor [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:30:37 AM  
Well, you just have to keep on rollin' when these kind of things get you down.

 
Aquatic Bee 2009-01-25 01:32:47 AM  
Didn't something like this happen at the Twit Olympics?

 
haemaker [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:33:45 AM  
Is the big yellow onion still intact?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:33:46 AM  
the_chief: I just ate a can of beans.

I'm not sitting next to you.

 
the_chief 2009-01-25 01:35:11 AM  
CygnusDarius: the_chief: I just ate a can of beans.

I'm not sitting next to you.

It was just a three bean salad. Plus I ate two beano pills before.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 01:37:47 AM  
the_chief: CygnusDarius: the_chief: I just ate a can of beans.

I'm not sitting next to you.

It was just a three bean salad. Plus I ate two beano pills before.

Two tables distance. TWO TABLES DISTANCE, DAMN IT!.

 
jeffas69 2009-01-25 01:44:03 AM  
No Aquatic the upper class twit of the year ran himself over.

 
Liese 2009-01-25 01:53:50 AM  
Asclepius: When I'm 78 years old and a truck is rolling at me, I'm going to go ahead and jump out of the way. Assuming I make it to 78.

Really kind of a tough choice. Jump out of the way and break every brittle bone in your body, or try to stop it even though the truck is probably nearly as old as he is (or is a real farm truck) and weighs a ton?

I'd rather get run over and get it over with than lay there in a mess of broken hips and stuff.

Just sayin'.

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-25 02:10:06 AM  
Did the sad and weird tags get hit by lightning and switch bodies or something?

 
SBinRR 2009-01-25 02:16:09 AM  
From the comments section:
Jon Bagel commented 24 minutes ago
I loved that guy. He will be missed. I wish his truck missed him. I mean that literally that his truck missed him. Darn it to heck.

Heh.

 
Pilot Kosmosa 2009-01-25 02:18:28 AM  
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The truck in question

 
milowitz 2009-01-25 05:34:34 AM  
Witnesses swore to hearing AC/DC playing at the time of the incident.

 
DeRosso 2009-01-25 06:55:58 AM  
I guess he didn't see it rollin', hatin'

 
Barak vEsh 2009-01-25 08:28:56 AM  
Uncle Otto! Nooooooooooo!

/obscure?
//nah, probably not

 
oryx 2009-01-25 08:45:50 AM  
When he parked, he set the parking accelerator instead of the parking brake.

 
indyguy100 2009-01-25 09:54:52 AM  
last words heard....Dang gong truck ahhhhhhhh

 
luckyeddie 2009-01-25 01:13:42 PM  
FTA:

Police did not say what caused the truck to roll backward

Gravity?

 
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