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(Some Guy) Dumbass "It's the weirdest thing when your best friend runs over your mom."   (honoluluadvertiser.com) divider line 26
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AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 06:41:51 PM  
After I did your mom, I never eavr felt tracks.

 
labman [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 08:11:04 PM  
Runs over is another word for plowed, right?

That would be kind of weird.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 08:14:44 PM  
Runs over? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 
aspAddict 2009-01-24 08:22:07 PM  
I "ran over" Subbys mom last night, so Im really getting a kick...etc.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-01-24 08:24:43 PM  
That women looks good to be a granny

 
Cyborg77 2009-01-24 08:25:46 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: That women looks good to be a granny

I'd hit it....with my car.

 
worlddan 2009-01-24 08:28:13 PM  
When I was 15 I totaled a car by ramming into the rear end of another car, which was driven by my mother.

 
tinyelephantsime 2009-01-24 08:28:47 PM  
That's when Bigno, 38, got run over by a pickup truck.

Fantastic writing.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-01-24 08:30:41 PM  
I wouldn't know.

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-01-24 08:34:57 PM  
cache.reelzchannel.com

Mom in question?

 
CornFedIowan 2009-01-24 08:40:01 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: That women looks good to be a granny

Because she's 38...with a 19-year-old daughter...with a 5-month old daughter. She would have been a great-grandmother at 57.

 
Delay 2009-01-24 08:42:55 PM  
So "runs" and "comes" mean the same thing? Cool. Fark is educayshional

 
litespeed74 2009-01-24 08:45:15 PM  
Dude...

 
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class 2009-01-24 08:45:25 PM  
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

 
Ebenator 2009-01-24 08:52:35 PM  
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

img.photobucket.com

 
MythRender 2009-01-24 08:53:36 PM  
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Thank you...I was worried I'd have to post that myself.

/This mountain is pure snow! Can you imagine the street value of this thing?!?

 
MSX-01 2009-01-24 08:58:24 PM  
remember kids bad day at beach is better then a good day at work.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 09:05:06 PM  
In Bush family, friend runs over you!

 
SonofPekar 2009-01-24 09:17:12 PM  
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birch
... approves understandingly...

birch
/from the movie version
//couldn't find a decent Owen Meany pic

 
Curt Blizzah 2009-01-24 09:37:06 PM  
My best friends ran a train on subby's mom

/got nuthin
//'cept some cool best friends

 
Kevin72 2009-01-24 09:57:20 PM  
Sure is laid back there, California would have nannystated trucks off beaches long ago. Besides, Bigno is an anagram for BINGO.

 
dyank69 2009-01-24 10:05:53 PM  
Kevin72: Besides, Bigno is an anagram for BINGO.

or BOING

or GONIB

or IBONG

or NOBIG

or GOBIN

etc.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-01-25 12:03:27 AM  
I was going to say "Bigno? She's better off dead" but alas I see she survived. Maybe the idiot will do it right next time.

 
BigMax 2009-01-25 12:10:02 AM  
Came for Better Off Dead. Thank you Telephone Sanitizer Second Class.

 
DigitalCoffee 2009-01-25 03:12:41 AM  
Watanabe??

STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!


/beach blanket bingo anyone?

 
Raug the Dwarf 2009-01-25 12:46:48 PM  
img.slate.com

Unless it was this woman.

"Hell, I've seen people more upset about loosing change in a candy machine."

 
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