Well, it was only "slightly gay."

Skinhead pie remains on the menu however.

He said he had been using his personality to write menus for 15 years.

i'd probably use a pen, but to each his own

I'd rather have Spotted Dick anyway.

FTA: Kraal said a member of the public was offended at his "homophobic" statement.

OK, I'm guessing that the person offended by "slightly gay" as a description for pie is, well, gay and in denial.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that

FFS

/this is not Fark

mokona: FFS

/this is not Fark

Is this...

SPARTA?

FTFA"

Crumpet Club owner Phillip Kraal was contacted by the commission before Christmas over a complaint about the description of his chicken, brie and sweetcorn pie.

In his defense, it does sounds kinda froofy.

I have a hard time believing a guy who describes himself as "flamboyant" when he also says he isn't gay...but that's just my opinion

I'm thinking it was a heterosexual busybody with nothing better to do with their lives than campaign for the rights of other people because it makes them feel self-righteous.

GIS gay pie

FTFA: "I am flamboyant and fun just like the gay community - except that I am straight."

Yeah, that's not a prejudicial statement.

This thread is only "slighty gay" but it could end up being epic

drjekel_mrhyde: This thread is only "slighty gay" but it could end up being epic FABULOUS!

FTFY

Ask him about gay pie.

Frankly, the "slightly gay" pie sounds a lot more appetizing than the "bloody, ballsy" pie. Yoicks.

le mew: I'd rather have Spotted Dick anyway.

Again,my thunder is stolen.
/shakes fist at your quicker to the draw dick jokes

So how is the lesbian mousse?.

FTA about the description of his chicken, brie and sweetcorn pie - "slightly gay, I know, but oh so tasty".

My guess its the brie that makes it slightly gay...

/having some brie at the moment

this thread is full of win.

Well, as a bisexual man I'm only slightly offended.

Actually I'm not offended at all, I think it's kind of cute. I just checked, my boyfriend doesn't find it offencive either.

How much does it cost? Maybe the price is offencive.

Real Men Don't Eat Quiche

But will there be any gay punch?

stay away from the S&M scones

you can't HANDLE the scones

Black Moses: stay away from the S&M scones

you can't HANDLE the scones

A whole lot better thant the androgynous pot luck.

bravian: FTA about the description of his chicken, brie and sweetcorn pie - "slightly gay, I know, but oh so tasty".

My guess its the brie that makes it slightly gay...

/having some brie at the moment

"a member of the public was offended"


AWWWWWWWW! We need to start shooting these people.

H_is_for_Heretic: GIS gay pie

the pie doesn't look gay, it doesn't even look happy

Gay: no. Ghey: yes.

Maybe it is happy pie?

no, well even the flinstones are having a gay ole time.

/it is in the theme song

Boy, what a way to get publicity for your restaurant...

IHatePeople: FTFA: "I am flamboyant and fun just like the gay community - except that I am straight."

Yeah, that's not a prejudicial statement.

Afterwords, he was overheard saying, "hey, I'm not racist, I have a black friend."

darthgarlic: "a member of the public was offended"


AWWWWWWWW! We need to start shooting these people.

Betcha it wasn't even someone gay but one of those people who seem to make it their business to get offended on the behalf of the poor minorities.

letrole: Real Men Don't Eat Quiche

Exactly!

//Goes back to eating QuiEgg Pot Pie...

In related news, Rosie O'Donnell quoted as saying, "I'M NEVER GOING TO CHRISTCHURCH!!!"

Dennis_Moore: ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH GAY IN IT LATER:

+1 internets and a lupin

I hear the pie is very fruity...

I hear it's homolicious!

I'd believe "slightly gay" if the pie topping were lattice-topped. Nothing's gayer than a GRID.


/teh ghey myself

He should keep in on the menu anyways and get a bunch of gay people to support him. I bet he could find them. It sounds both tasty, and as described, a little gay. /shrug.

gtv42: I'd believe "slightly gay" if the pie topping were lattice-topped. Nothing's gayer than a GRID.

*applause*

That's obscure, especially coming from someone who was born the year Liberace and Rock Hudson died.

Considering his restaurant is in Christchurch and the Herald is in Auckland ........

/JAFA paper
//Go Crusaders

gtv42: I'd believe "slightly gay" if the pie topping were lattice-topped. Nothing's gayer than a GRID.


/teh ghey myself



/and the band played on

Crumpets are gay

Black Moses: stay away from the S&M scones

you can't HANDLE the scones

BRILLIANT

How did Juliette Hulme figure into it?

/obscure?

Geez, as a resident FarkFag(tm), let me just say : GTF over it! I don't feel my human rights are violated by that description.

For all we know, he meant "gay" as in "lively and fun".

Quit needlessly stepping on people's toes in my name!

You have to pick your battles, people.