I think he was on a little more than booze...

FTFA:

Marusac was arrested and charged with... refusing to take a breath test...

That's illegal?

baka-san: I think he was on a little more than booze...

Milkbones, by the sound of it.

Well I have plans on doing just that for shiats and giggles tonight

acted like a dog, growling and trying to bite him, according to law

Sounds sane.

Sounds like he just wanted a steak.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican Party has found its candidate for 2012!

Stay classy, Pasco.

Billy McGoodGuy: drunk driving....the biggest over-reaction from crybaby moms and do-gooders ever. People drive drunk...it isn't that hard...get over it.

Very funny.

MemoryInMotion: Stay classy, Pasco.

I moved to New Port Richey about a year ago... it is a really weird lace.

Yay, Pasco represent! God I can't wait to move away from these hillbilly douchebags.

Is this the death of the "then things got weird" Fark cliche? I mean, the submitter used it to make reference to a headline which describes nothing weird, so I think it's reached the point where lazy submitters are just employing it to get a green light on another pointless and uninteresting article.

Madogjew: "I moved to New Port Richey about a year ago... it is a really weird lace."

Get out quick! I recognise this guy's name from elementary school - so you see what happens to the lifers.

/escaped as soon as I could drive

Wow, I haven't seen that since middle school...

GratuityIncluded: this
Dwedit: ftw

bonechiller: Is this the death of the "then things got weird" Fark cliche? I mean, the submitter used it to make reference to a headline which describes nothing weird, so I think it's reached the point where lazy submitters are just employing it to get a green light on another pointless and uninteresting article.

Well, in the headline, the driver tells the cop he's "wrecked," which isn't too smart. AFTER what is described in the headline, things got weird. To me, that fits the "and then things got weird" cliche. I don't know about you, but I would define someone kicking, cursing, punching, growling at, and biting a police officer as pretty weird.

Mobkey: FTFA:

Marusac was arrested and charged with... refusing to take a breath test...

That's illegal?

http://www.dui1.com/Dui_Lawyers_Driving17.htm

Some states have enacted a statute criminalizing the refusal to submit to a blood alcohol test. The purpose of the refusal statute is "to encourage all suspected drunk drivers to take the breathalyzer test." The criminal offense of refusing to submit to chemical testing is separate and distinct from the DUI drinking/driving offense. The penalties imposed as a result of a conviction are additional to the penalties imposed if the defendant is also convicted of the DUI drinking/driving offense.

Dwedit:

Subtle, but a bit on the NSFW side if your boss happens to walk by... Thankfully, she's not here tonight, so LOL.

He is being held without bail at the Land O'Lakes jail.

Well, that should keep the chafing down, at least.

Mobkey: FTFA:

Marusac was arrested and charged with... refusing to take a breath test...

That's illegal?
Most states, when you sign for your license you are agreeing to give a breath test whenever you are stopped.

Billy McGoodGuy: drunk driving....the biggest over-reaction from crybaby moms and do-gooders ever. People drive drunk...it isn't that hard...get over it.

0/10

Kill yourself.

Came for some butter, leaving satisfied...

Billy McGoodGuy: drunk driving....the biggest over-reaction from crybaby moms and do-gooders ever. People drive drunk...it isn't that hard...get over it.

MADD, ruining Saturday nights everywhere.

/doesn't drink
//feels sorry for people that get DUIs for having a few beers.

He broke a few bottles, too.

Your DWI driver wants...a cop's arm?

/PCP maybe?

ThatOneNiceGuy: MADD, ruining Saturday nights everywhere.

Dwedit

No thanks, she has sharp tits.

Oh please. Don't even act like no one here has ever tried eating a police officer.

Every one of you would be lying :D

Billy McGoodGuy: drunk driving....the biggest over-reaction from crybaby moms and do-gooders ever. People drive drunk...it isn't that hard...get over it.

my dad and brother were hit by a drunk driver so uhh stay classy

Man crashes car into chain-link fence, tells cop "I'm wrecked, dude, and I got a suspended license, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"

Billy McGoodGuy: drunk driving....the biggest over-reaction from crybaby moms and do-gooders ever. People drive drunk...it isn't that hard...get over it.

There's some truth to that, but generally speaking it's not a smart idea. Yeah, the MADD types that tell you that you're gonna kill someone if you get behind the wheel after 3 or 4 beers are pretty nuts, but if you can't walk straight you probably can't drive straight either.

cksewell: Man crashes car into chain-link fence, tells cop "I'm wrecked, dude, and I got a suspended license, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"



STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!


/see what you did there

There's a LOL jail and I wasn't informed?!

I have to say, the "then things get weird" cliche is one of my favourites.

It's the only one that gets me excited about reading the article.

Can't a man enjoy his beer in silence?
Can't a man lie and steal and cheat?
Can't a man control his biatch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizin' me.

ThatOneNiceGuy: //feels sorry for people that get DUIs for having a few beers.

That's why you don't get a DUI until your blood alcohol reaches a certain level, genius.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican Party has found its candidate for 2012!

Not so fast there. It's unlikely, but it could turn out the guy isn't a moran when sober, which would disqualify him.

Marusak was arrested and charged with DUI, resisting an officer with violence, refusing to take a breath test, battery on a law enforcement officer, simple assault on a law enforcement officer, criminal mischief and violating a pre-trial release.

Three separate charges for assaulting a police officer? And is criminal mischief just something they tag on to anything they want? Or is that for acting like a dog?

CaesarSneezy: Marusak was arrested and charged with DUI, resisting an officer with violence, refusing to take a breath test, battery on a law enforcement officer, simple assault on a law enforcement officer, criminal mischief and violating a pre-trial release.

Three separate charges for assaulting a police officer? And is criminal mischief just something they tag on to anything they want? Or is that for acting like a dog?

They can arrest you for everything in the book at once, I think. Double jeopardy is pretty much reserved for trial. The cop was just doing his job.

Fruvous: Can't a man enjoy his beer in silence?
Can't a man lie and steal and cheat?
Can't a man control his biatch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizin' me.

I am a camera a camera am I!

CaesarSneezy: And is criminal mischief just something they tag on to anything they want?

Pretty much. Kind of like disturbing the peace or interfering with a police officer -- the laws are so vague that you're automatically guilty if the cop says you are.

I'm surprised they bothered... that's what they charge you with when the cop's pissed off at you and wants to arrest you but you haven't committed any real crime.

Killerclaw: Mobkey: FTFA:

Marusac was arrested and charged with... refusing to take a breath test...

That's illegal?
Most states, when you sign for your license you are agreeing to give a breath test whenever you are stopped.

But the guy didn't have a valid license, so shouldn't he get a free-pass on that one?


kleppe: Billy McGoodGuy: drunk driving....the biggest over-reaction from crybaby moms and do-gooders ever. People drive drunk...it isn't that hard...get over it.

my dad and brother were hit by a drunk driver so uhh stay classy

My grandparents died of old age. I wish Fark would stop making jokes about senior citizens. I think if me and you got together, we could rid this disgusting website of such awful humor. Maybe we could bring back the knock-knock joke... oh wait, that offends Homeless-Americans. How about why did the chicken cross the road? There's probably a farker who's brother farked a chicken, so that's probably off limits too.

charged with:.

DUI
resisting an officer with violence
refusing to take a breath test
battery on a law enforcement officer
simple assault on a law enforcement officer
criminal mischief
and violating a pre-trial release.



whoops, thats not good...

Mobkey: FTFA:

Marusac was arrested and charged with... refusing to take a breath test...

That's illegal?

Yes they made it a separate crime a few years ago if you had refused once (or more) already and had a DL suspension.

So now a refusal is a crime (316.1939) if you previously refused and had your dl suspened for it.

The first refusal is never a crime - you still lose your license administratevly for a year for refusing to submit (even in you are not drunk).

So this assclown refused once before, had his DL suspended (even administratively and not by the court counts) and then refused again last night.

/I dont practice law in Florida, I just live here part time. If you want legal advice find a nice sober lawyer that practices in your state.

4NSpy: Dwedit

No thanks, she has sharp tits.

Win!

feckingmorons: Mobkey: FTFA:

Marusac was arrested and charged with... refusing to take a breath test...

That's illegal?

Yes they made it a separate crime a few years ago if you had refused once (or more) already and had a DL suspension.

So now a refusal is a crime (316.1939) if you previously refused and had your dl suspened for it.

The first refusal is never a crime - you still lose your license administratevly for a year for refusing to submit (even in you are not drunk).

So this assclown refused once before, had his DL suspended (even administratively and not by the court counts) and then refused again last night.

/I dont practice law in Florida, I just live here part time. If you want legal advice find a nice sober lawyer that practices in your state.

In some states, including California, application for a DL automatically requires consent to a test-refusal results in immediate revocation of same.

When you sign the form to apply, or renew, its one of the statements you're attesting to.

/Not an attorney but I recently renewed my DL in CA.

kd6nig: feckingmorons: Mobkey: FTFA:

Marusac was arrested and charged with... refusing to take a breath test...

That's illegal?

Yes they made it a separate crime a few years ago if you had refused once (or more) already and had a DL suspension.

So now a refusal is a crime (316.1939) if you previously refused and had your dl suspened for it.

The first refusal is never a crime - you still lose your license administratevly for a year for refusing to submit (even in you are not drunk).

So this assclown refused once before, had his DL suspended (even administratively and not by the court counts) and then refused again last night.

/I dont practice law in Florida, I just live here part time. If you want legal advice find a nice sober lawyer that practices in your state.

In some states, including California, application for a DL automatically requires consent to a test-refusal results in immediate revocation of same.

When you sign the form to apply, or renew, its one of the statements you're attesting to.

/Not an attorney but I recently renewed my DL in CA.

Thats why I always carry a bottle of gin with me.

Anytime I have to sign anything that is legally binding, I chug the liquor and wait for it to kick in.

You cant sign a contract drunk....

Before I was carrying a gun, and it would put it against my head when i signed but that really freaked people out. But in court you can always claim you had a gun to your head...

http://www.pascosheriff.com/webapps/IMS100R.pgm?TASK=disp&rrn=000117569& rnd=8397 7&ww_page=00001

Mugshot goodness