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(NME) Amusing Slash fights for his right to party   (nme.com) divider line 18
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CitizenTed [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 02:55:55 PM  
You'd think a guy who helped produce Guns n' Roses albums would understand the concept of buyer's remorse.

 
TheHighlandHowler [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 03:22:56 PM  
Two words:
Due diligence
Two more:
Too bad

 
NightOwl2255 2009-01-24 03:46:57 PM  
I bet the neighbors were really sad to see him go. My niece married a kid who's family owns a house across the street from Dr. Dre. They said he lived there for 6 months before they even knew he was. Never has parties or disturbs the neighborhood.

 
Drakuun 2009-01-24 04:09:30 PM  
/punch
//punch
///kick
////party

??

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2009-01-24 04:20:05 PM  
Where are pics of the mansion?

If it's a good enough place -set up a limo service from a parking lot. Then you can throw your champagne bottles at the LA city lights all you want.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 04:20:56 PM  
I'm sure the house was at least big enough for his sons to butcher "Sweet Child O' Mine" on Guitar Hero.

 
gregoire4 2009-01-24 04:45:12 PM  
Good Gravy, man, it looks like he's sitting in front of the inventory of The Guitar Center.

 
EverReady 2009-01-24 05:17:37 PM  
Look at the damn thing before you sign the paperwork, and you won't have these problems. It's a house, not a pair of socks you can just have your PA go pick up. Morons.

\slash
\\slashyslash

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2009-01-24 05:26:24 PM  
I do not \ in this.

To get his money \ is going to need a very convincing attorney.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-01-24 05:49:18 PM  
NightOwl2255: I bet the neighbors were really sad to see him go. My niece married a kid who's family owns a house across the street from Dr. Dre. They said he lived there for 6 months before they even knew he was. Never has parties or disturbs the neighborhood.

I would assume he doesn't have time for parties if he's running a medical practice.

 
gregoire4 2009-01-24 05:57:15 PM  
I would assume he doesn't have time for parties if he's running a medical practice.

And he can't perform surgery on himself if he gets a gang-related gunshot wound because he's an Optometrist.

C'm on, nothings obscure here. Besides, it was just on.

 
dothemath 2009-01-24 06:10:23 PM  
Dude needs to fight for his right to some Rogaine.

 
TheFergus 2009-01-24 08:36:29 PM  
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SirGnarls [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 11:53:23 PM  
Really,Subby?? You dare to combine GnR and Beastie Boys?

/ -1000

 
Anarchangel 2009-01-25 01:58:05 AM  
NightOwl2255: I bet the neighbors were really sad to see him go. My niece married a kid who's family owns a house across the street from Dr. Dre. They said he lived there for 6 months before they even knew he was. Never has parties or disturbs the neighborhood.

Dr. Dre is my old 7th grade English teacher's cousin (or maybe it was nephew, I can't remember now).

One day, Mr. Livingston comes in and says "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special guest, he's one of my relatives, and some of you may recognize him." We're all thinking it's some guy who worked at the school. I shiat you not, half the class had their mouths wide open in shock when Dre walked through the door. Let's just say Mr. Livingston was perhaps the last person in the world you'd expect to be associated with Dr. Dre, let alone related to him.

 
2and4 2009-01-25 11:20:31 AM  
If I was the seller, I'd show up in court and say:

"Judge, I have had several successful parties at that house. Perhaps Slash doesn't know how to throw a good party."

 
sp0rk_of_psychosis 2009-01-25 07:33:05 PM  
2and4: If I was the seller, I'd show up in court and say:

"Judge, I have had several successful parties at that house. Perhaps Slash doesn't know how to throw a good party."


I'm fairly certain that point will also work for Slash in this case: "Judge, five people over to play Scrabble and drink wine is not a party, no matter what this square over here says."

Not saying it'd work, but still kinda fun.

"So you think this company sold you an improper house?"
"Yes, yes I do."
"It says here you are seeking damages. What for?"
"Didn't work for parties."
"And how much is sought?"
"A million dollars."

/best people's court ever...

 
Teddy Hopper 2009-01-26 09:35:49 AM  
Darryl McDaniels (the DMC of Run DMC for all you kids without onions on your belts) lived next door to my parents for a little bit somewhere around the late 90s/early 00s. Kept to himself, very quiet household.

Queen Latifah also lived in my hometown for quite a while. From what I hear she was pretty engaging. One of my friend's little sister was in a group of neighborhood kids that used to regularly play basketball with her at the hoop in her driveway.

I guess its a little different when you are buying a house in a relatively normal suburb rather than looking for a party house in hollywood.

 
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