That should surely endear him to the masses.

He has gone insane and this is going to be hilariouos. And then he's going to jail.

Seriously, it's becoming the weirdest stuff I've ever seen from an elected official not named R. Budd Dwyer.

It made perfect sense to me inasmuch as they are both innocent of any crime.

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Because Drew Peterson's image as a serial wife murderer isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think of him.

PizzaJedi81: Because Drew Peterson's image as a serial wife murderer isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think of him.

Makes you think, if his PR firm isn't out of business, they must be doing a damn good job of covering up something way worse.

This story has been nothing but a series of "and then it gets weird"s.

I think he hired Sports by Brooks also.

The 'Brew: PizzaJedi81: Because Drew Peterson's image as a serial wife murderer isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think of him.

Makes you think, if his PR firm isn't out of business, they must be doing a damn good job of covering up something way worse.

Like the bodies of the men those wives were sleeping with?

He can spend his money any way he wants to. Last I heard, he'd discovered a gold mine, so he should have lots to toss around.

The 'Brew: PizzaJedi81: Because Drew Peterson's image as a serial wife murderer isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think of him.

Makes you think, if his PR firm isn't out of business, they must be doing a damn good job of covering up something way worse getting paid.

FTFY

Governor Blagojevich hires Drew Peterson's PR firm, along with Donald Trump's barber, O.J.'s anger management counselor, and Rod Marinelli ...and Steven Colbert's jockstrap maker.

The 'Brew: PizzaJedi81: Because Drew Peterson's image as a serial wife murderer isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think of him.

Makes you think, if his PR firm isn't out of business, they must be doing a damn good job of covering up something way worse.

He's a furry.

Governor Blagojevich hires Drew Peterson's PR firm, along with Donald Trump's barber, O.J.'s anger management counselor, and Rod Marinelli

I love you, subby.

It's performance art at this point. I'm waiting for the candid camera crew to jump out and tells us it's all been a joke.

Your Governor really isn't insane. You got PUNK'D!

worlddan: It made perfect sense to me inasmuch as they are both innocent of any crime.

Actually the Chicago FBI Field Office still considers Peterson as having done it, they just can't get that one piece of evidence. It all adds up to him doing it, but they can't prove enough of it for a court case.

aquigley: Seriously, it's becoming the weirdest stuff I've ever seen from an elected official not named R. Budd Dwyer.

His cowboy analogy was pure dadaist genius. Republicans may be better at corruption, but no one is more entertaining at it than a Democrat.

Seriously...can this guy get any more brash and/or retarded??

The freaking FBI has him, personally, on tape trying to sell the Senate seat, along with other BS pay-to-play schemes, and he's still playing innocent.

His lead defense attorney, the guy who got R. Kelly off in what was thought to be an airtight case, just ditched him because he refused to listen to his advice.

If this isn't the fastest impeachment hearing then I don't know what would do it.

/Illinois resident
//Don't live there now due to the military
///Never voted for Blago, he always seemed dirty

aquigley: Seriously, it's becoming the weirdest stuff I've ever seen from an elected official not named R. Budd Dwyer.

You've missed out on the shiat Vince Fumo's pulled here in Philly since he got indicted.

DeathByGeekSquad: worlddan: It made perfect sense to me inasmuch as they are both innocent of any crime.

Actually the Chicago FBI Field Office still considers Peterson as having done it, they just can't get that one piece of evidence. It all adds up to him doing it, but they can't prove enough of it for a court case.

And that last time I checked it was still innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. I struggle to grasp what you don't understand about that concept.

worlddan: DeathByGeekSquad: worlddan: It made perfect sense to me inasmuch as they are both innocent of any crime.

Actually the Chicago FBI Field Office still considers Peterson as having done it, they just can't get that one piece of evidence. It all adds up to him doing it, but they can't prove enough of it for a court case.

And that last time I checked it was still innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. I struggle to grasp what you don't understand about that concept.

You're right, but sometimes it's just a formality. The court of public opinion has made its verdict. Blago's political life is over, whether he's convicted or not.

IMDWalrus: Governor Blagojevich hires Drew Peterson's PR firm, along with Donald Trump's barber, O.J.'s anger management counselor, and Rod Marinelli

I love you, subby.

But is the Governor's shovel sharp enough for Marinelli?

Smacky the Frog: worlddan: DeathByGeekSquad: worlddan: It made perfect sense to me inasmuch as they are both innocent of any crime.

Actually the Chicago FBI Field Office still considers Peterson as having done it, they just can't get that one piece of evidence. It all adds up to him doing it, but they can't prove enough of it for a court case.

And that last time I checked it was still innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. I struggle to grasp what you don't understand about that concept.

You're right, but sometimes it's just a formality. The court of public opinion has made its verdict. Blago's political life is over, whether he's convicted or not.

Yeah, he may not be technically guilty of anything, but in politics the court of public opinions is as or maybe more important than the court of law.

I certainly hope this doesn't hinder his hopes to run for President in 2016.

So when does he put on the tinfoil hat and start beaming messages to the space aliens who have been directing him since 1952?

The thing about this guy that's scary is how oblivious he is. He walks and talks among us, but he doesn't perceive the reality in front of him. And he was given a lot of power. Wow.

Tigger: He has gone insane and this is going to be hilariouos. And then he's going to jail.

You say that as if Governor Helmet-hair hadn't already gone off the deep end.

You know, I look at Blago threads and wonder if I should feel bad for mocking a guy that may actually be mentally ill. Then I realize that even if he is ill, he is so farking hilarious it's kind of amazing (and not in the scary "Britney shaves her head and attacks a paparazzo's SUV with an umbrella leaving hugeass dents" way).

That said:

xuanzhiyouxuan - Where'd you get that picture? God, maybe it's just because it's a closeup, but he looks like hell.

Switchblades: Where'd you get that picture? God, maybe it's just because it's a closeup, but he looks like hell.

It seems to be the main pic used in news reports where they need to show him as embattled or under siege

xuanzhiyouxuan: Switchblades: Where'd you get that picture? God, maybe it's just because it's a closeup, but he looks like hell.

It seems to be the main pic used in news reports where they need to show him as embattled or under siege

I've been a bit Blago-underdosed recently, but...Jesus, he looks worse than I thought.

They say you are judged by the company you keep...
If I was Drew Peterson, I'd be embarrassed by this.

Maybe he figures that he's going down no matter what he does, and he might as well amuse himself by making a crazy circus of it.

There's nothing like a good trainwreck...

Governor Blagojevich hires Drew Peterson's PR firm, along with Donald Trump's barber, O.J.'s anger management counselor, and Rod Marinelli

I'm glad to see he found work so quickly.

/Go Lions!
//*cries*

Don't remember who the farker was that came up with Bag-o-dicks but I certainly salute him.

Smacky the Frog: court of public opinion

RemyDuron: court of public opinions

I'm not so sure he should be worried about his political career anymore. He should be watching out for his cornhole. If he did step down, that could be considered an admission of guilt. His retarded denials and refusal to step down may have some bizarre legal motive.

sarcastrophe: Smacky the Frog: court of public opinion

RemyDuron: court of public opinions

I'm not so sure he should be worried about his political career anymore. He should be watching out for his cornhole. If he did step down, that could be considered an admission of guilt. His retarded denials and refusal to step down may have some bizarre legal motive.

People who are addicted to power rarely make rational decisions.

I'd like to blame judy Baar Topinka, the only politician in America who made Blago seem like a better option.


/worst election ever.

I know this thread is about dead but I wanted to give props to subby. The headline made me laugh.

+1

I would think the first thing a respectable PR company would do is tell Blago not to use a PR company that Drew Peterson used.

TheLopper: I'd like to blame judy Baar Topinka, the only politician in America who made Blago seem like a better option.


/worst election ever.


I voted for Whitney.

Techhell: Governor Blagojevich hires Drew Peterson's PR firm, along with Donald Trump's barber, O.J.'s anger management counselor, and Rod Marinelli

I'm glad to see he found work so quickly.

/Go Lions!
//*cries*

Actually, he did find work so quickly... as defensive coach for the Bears.

So, Blago would just be keeping him instate anyway.

And hey, Drew Peterson is still not in jail, and just had his fiance move in with him, so, the PR firm must be doing something right.