Her singing may suck, but she sure knows how to work the tabloids!

I KNEW she got my e-mails!

I'm out!

"Please! Celibacy for the whole year? I'd rather die."

Somebody get her a man, pronto.


Somebody get her a vibrator, pronto.

What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

I noticed that also, and felt greatly disturbed.

Wow, just think of all of the time and energy that our society wasted on news machine coverage of the words that came out of this silly girl's mouth from one day to the next. Oh, Fark.

/would penis

1 day? Amateur. Try marriage

Translation: She never made the vow, she never broke the vow, this kind of shiat is dreamed up and rehashed by publicists the world over.

DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

I guess you won't be going to any shows on her Hello Katy tour then.

DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

My thoughts exactly. That's just awful.

I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

SpeshilEdjukashin: Her singing may suck, but she sure knows how to work the tabloids!

SmackLT: Translation: She never made the vow, she never broke the vow, this kind of shiat is dreamed up and rehashed by publicists the world over.

What?
No Obama thread for you right now?

Who?

thegod082: Who?

She's the Poet Laureate-in-waiting with such lyrical triumphs like "Ur So Gay".

Apparently she likes sex, too.

why isn't she gone yet? She's not nearly attractive enough to warrant this long of a 15 minutes...

Well this is good news...for everyone that may end up meeting her.

Subby

yeah, my fault, sorry.

NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

now wait

is she a "slut" because she doesn't care about herself and doesn't care who she farks


or


is she a "slut" because she's not a man and it's wrong for women to do what men are allowed to do ?


wake me when we're in the 22nd century

FeedTheCollapse: why isn't she gone yet? She's not nearly attractive enough to warrant this long of a 15 minutes...

As long as sex is involved it will stay alive. Once the sex part goes away, she'll be like Paris Hilton and gradually fade out

DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.

Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

Yeah, that song is farking catchy...

It still grinds my ear whenever I hear this part:

"Used to laugh
Bout nothing
Now your plain
Bo-o-ring
I should know
That your not gonna change!"

Couldn't she find another way to make that rhyme? It's hideous.

klparrot: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.

How is that clever? By any chance are you a big fan of the television show Becker?

Walkenstein: NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

now wait

is she a "slut" because she doesn't care about herself and doesn't care who she farks


or


is she a "slut" because she's not a man and it's wrong for women to do what men are allowed to do ?


wake me when we're in the 22nd century


Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass

Her cat is named Kitty Purry. That kicks ass!

H. W. Plainview: klparrot: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.

How is that clever? By any chance are you a big fan of the television show Becker?

I take it you're not a fan of Caturday?

klparrot: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.

Clever? No. Your standards are really farking low if you consider that pretty farking clever.

rocky_howard: Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

Yeah, that song is farking catchy...

It still grinds my ear whenever I hear this part:

"Used to laugh
Bout nothing
Now your plain
Bo-o-ring
I should know
That your not gonna change!"

Couldn't she find another way to make that rhyme? It's hideous.

You think that's bad? What about the opening line:

"You change your mind like a girl changes clothes"

Ugh.

Whatever. Boobs and guitars. ::thumbsup::

I'd ride it like Larry Mahan. It would be the hottest 8 seconds she ever had!

TotallyHeadless: What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

downtownkid:
Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass


People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

Well, telling people you're celibate is a easy way to get laid.

Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

I woke up this morning, zoomed through this thread, saw that, had it stuck in my head for a few hours and hated you for it.

Then, I did another zoom through this evening and GUESS WHAT.

/argh
//arrrgh
///arrrrrrrgh

"Just my cat, Kitty Purry."

i was on the fence about her till i read that. now i hate her.

Lt_Aurum: Whatever. Boobs and guitars. ::thumbsup::

That's a nice Taylor she's got there.

Seth'n'Spectrum: Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

I woke up this morning, zoomed through this thread, saw that, had it stuck in my head for a few hours and hated you for it.

Then, I did another zoom through this evening and GUESS WHAT.

/argh
//arrrgh
///arrrrrrrgh

As my iTunes play counter can attest, after downloading it I had listened to it 5 times in 24 hours.
Great club track.
/likes clubby music

/She's really hot N cold

Fark U: tinfins: TotallyHeadless: What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

downtownkid:
Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass


People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

Cliches seem tired when you're awakened
Groupthink is scary, when you're unowned.
Douchebags seem rampant, witty and clever
Braggarts that cling to a veil of disguise

When you're lame! Denial becomes your name
When you're lame! You front but you don't have any game.

When you're lame... When you're lame.. When you're.. LAAAME.

Poor guy. Sorry if the word unwanted struck a nerve. Do you think the pretty rich girl is a slut too?

tinfins:

Poor guy. Sorry if the word unwanted struck a nerve. Do you think the pretty rich girl is a slut too?

For what it's worth, I think you won the thread first.

tinfins: TotallyHeadless: What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

downtownkid:
Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass


People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

"You're dead, Jim"

themoogle: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

I guess you won't be going to any shows on her Hello Katy tour then.

clap clap clap clap clap


I don't understand why people get so worked up over this chick. She's a pop star. That's what pop stars do. No one is forcing you to listen to her, or to read articles about her. Buncha weird self-hating music snobs.

The only time I hear her music is when it's playing in a department store or something and this may come at a shock to some but playing inoffensive pop in public is really not a big deal.