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(The Sun) Amusing Katy Perry's vow of celibacy? Yeah, that lasted 1 day   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 44
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SpeshilEdjukashin [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 06:13:09 PM  
Her singing may suck, but she sure knows how to work the tabloids!

 
HagarTheHorrible [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 06:17:11 PM  
I KNEW she got my e-mails!

 
eddie van heinous 2009-01-23 07:43:57 PM  
www.kilroywashere.org

I'm out!

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 08:24:26 PM  
"Please! Celibacy for the whole year? I'd rather die."

Somebody get her a man, pronto.



Somebody get her a vibrator, pronto.

 
TotallyHeadless 2009-01-23 08:27:49 PM  
What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

 
NYZooMan 2009-01-23 08:30:15 PM  
Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2009-01-23 08:35:03 PM  
Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 08:37:06 PM  
DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

I noticed that also, and felt greatly disturbed.

 
TSE 2009-01-23 08:46:03 PM  
Wow, just think of all of the time and energy that our society wasted on news machine coverage of the words that came out of this silly girl's mouth from one day to the next. Oh, Fark.

/would penis

 
Bob Down 2009-01-23 08:47:27 PM  
1 day? Amateur. Try marriage

 
SmackLT [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 08:51:57 PM  
Translation: She never made the vow, she never broke the vow, this kind of shiat is dreamed up and rehashed by publicists the world over.

 
themoogle 2009-01-23 08:52:14 PM  
DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

I guess you won't be going to any shows on her Hello Katy tour then.

 
rainbow sprinkles 2009-01-23 09:07:20 PM  
DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

My thoughts exactly. That's just awful.

 
Smacky the Frog 2009-01-23 09:10:18 PM  
I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-23 09:14:48 PM  
SpeshilEdjukashin: Her singing may suck, but she sure knows how to work the tabloids!

images.tvrage.net

 
NYZooMan 2009-01-23 10:35:49 PM  
SmackLT: Translation: She never made the vow, she never broke the vow, this kind of shiat is dreamed up and rehashed by publicists the world over.

What?
No Obama thread for you right now?

 
thegod082 2009-01-23 11:15:15 PM  
Who?

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 11:39:16 PM  
thegod082: Who?

She's the Poet Laureate-in-waiting with such lyrical triumphs like "Ur So Gay".

Apparently she likes sex, too.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-01-24 12:55:49 AM  
why isn't she gone yet? She's not nearly attractive enough to warrant this long of a 15 minutes...

 
ErikShocker 2009-01-24 12:58:16 AM  
Well this is good news...for everyone that may end up meeting her.

 
Sherjo311 2009-01-24 01:20:15 AM  
Subby

yeah, my fault, sorry.

 
Walkenstein 2009-01-24 03:00:07 AM  
NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.


now wait

is she a "slut" because she doesn't care about herself and doesn't care who she farks


or


is she a "slut" because she's not a man and it's wrong for women to do what men are allowed to do ?


wake me when we're in the 22nd century

 
bhcompy 2009-01-24 04:10:41 AM  
FeedTheCollapse: why isn't she gone yet? She's not nearly attractive enough to warrant this long of a 15 minutes...

As long as sex is involved it will stay alive. Once the sex part goes away, she'll be like Paris Hilton and gradually fade out

 
klparrot 2009-01-24 04:16:16 AM  
DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.

 
rocky_howard 2009-01-24 06:40:39 AM  
Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides


Yeah, that song is farking catchy...

It still grinds my ear whenever I hear this part:

"Used to laugh
Bout nothing
Now your plain
Bo-o-ring
I should know
That your not gonna change!"

Couldn't she find another way to make that rhyme? It's hideous.

 
H. W. Plainview 2009-01-24 06:42:58 AM  
klparrot: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.


How is that clever? By any chance are you a big fan of the television show Becker?

 
downtownkid 2009-01-24 08:29:47 AM  
Walkenstein: NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

now wait

is she a "slut" because she doesn't care about herself and doesn't care who she farks


or


is she a "slut" because she's not a man and it's wrong for women to do what men are allowed to do ?


wake me when we're in the 22nd century



Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass

 
edronny 2009-01-24 09:00:34 AM  
Her cat is named Kitty Purry. That kicks ass!

 
edronny 2009-01-24 09:02:33 AM  
H. W. Plainview: klparrot: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.

How is that clever? By any chance are you a big fan of the television show Becker?


I take it you're not a fan of Caturday?

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2009-01-24 09:12:29 AM  
klparrot: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

Oh come on, it's pretty farking clever. I LOL'ed.


Clever? No. Your standards are really farking low if you consider that pretty farking clever.

 
Bith Set Me Up 2009-01-24 10:05:47 AM  
rocky_howard: Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

Yeah, that song is farking catchy...

It still grinds my ear whenever I hear this part:

"Used to laugh
Bout nothing
Now your plain
Bo-o-ring
I should know
That your not gonna change!"

Couldn't she find another way to make that rhyme? It's hideous.


You think that's bad? What about the opening line:

"You change your mind like a girl changes clothes"

Ugh.

 
Lt_Aurum 2009-01-24 10:11:32 AM  
Whatever. Boobs and guitars. ::thumbsup::

guestofaguest.com

backseatcuddler.com

 
You Idiots 2009-01-24 10:58:44 AM  
I'd ride it like Larry Mahan. It would be the hottest 8 seconds she ever had!

 
tinfins 2009-01-24 01:13:00 PM  
TotallyHeadless: What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.


downtownkid:
Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass



People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

 
I Like Bread 2009-01-24 02:27:58 PM  
Well, telling people you're celibate is a easy way to get laid.

 
Seth'n'Spectrum 2009-01-24 02:47:30 PM  
Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides


I woke up this morning, zoomed through this thread, saw that, had it stuck in my head for a few hours and hated you for it.

Then, I did another zoom through this evening and GUESS WHAT.

/argh
//arrrgh
///arrrrrrrgh

 
eviljimbo 2009-01-24 03:37:02 PM  
"Just my cat, Kitty Purry."

i was on the fence about her till i read that. now i hate her.

 
sp0rk_of_psychosis 2009-01-24 03:40:33 PM  
Lt_Aurum: Whatever. Boobs and guitars. ::thumbsup::

That's a nice Taylor she's got there.

 
Smacky the Frog 2009-01-24 03:53:38 PM  
Seth'n'Spectrum: Smacky the Frog: I know I'm going to catch all kind of hell for this, but "Hot N Cold" is great.

/runs and hides

I woke up this morning, zoomed through this thread, saw that, had it stuck in my head for a few hours and hated you for it.

Then, I did another zoom through this evening and GUESS WHAT.

/argh
//arrrgh
///arrrrrrrgh


As my iTunes play counter can attest, after downloading it I had listened to it 5 times in 24 hours.
Great club track.
/likes clubby music

 
Riotboy 2009-01-24 05:36:37 PM  
musicremedy.com
/She's really hot N cold

 
tinfins 2009-01-25 12:57:18 AM  
Fark U: tinfins: TotallyHeadless: What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

downtownkid:
Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass


People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

Cliches seem tired when you're awakened
Groupthink is scary, when you're unowned.
Douchebags seem rampant, witty and clever
Braggarts that cling to a veil of disguise

When you're lame! Denial becomes your name
When you're lame! You front but you don't have any game.

When you're lame... When you're lame.. When you're.. LAAAME.


Poor guy. Sorry if the word unwanted struck a nerve. Do you think the pretty rich girl is a slut too?

 
Lt_Aurum 2009-01-25 04:40:58 AM  
tinfins:

Poor guy. Sorry if the word unwanted struck a nerve. Do you think the pretty rich girl is a slut too?

For what it's worth, I think you won the thread first.

 
buddyrtr 2009-01-26 08:13:16 AM  
tinfins: TotallyHeadless: What a slut. We shouldn't pay any attention to sluts.

NYZooMan: Wow. A poptart slut.

There's something new.

downtownkid:
Get off your soapbox jackass. She's a slut because she openly panders her sexuality to sell bad records.

Wake me when you pull your head out of your ass


People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down


"You're dead, Jim"

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-01-26 12:51:50 PM  
themoogle: DeathByGeekSquad: Her cat's name is Kitty Purry? WHAT THE FARK.

I guess you won't be going to any shows on her Hello Katy tour then.


clap clap clap clap clap


I don't understand why people get so worked up over this chick. She's a pop star. That's what pop stars do. No one is forcing you to listen to her, or to read articles about her. Buncha weird self-hating music snobs.

The only time I hear her music is when it's playing in a department store or something and this may come at a shock to some but playing inoffensive pop in public is really not a big deal.

 
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