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(Nerve) Fail Baker celebrates Obama by renaming his Drunken Negro Face Cookies as Obama Cookies. With "my brother-in-law's Cuban" racist goodness   (nerve.com) divider line 37
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The Onanist [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 03:09:42 PM  
Does he wear a "Curious George" t-shirt while baking?

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 03:57:16 PM  
They don't even look like drunken negroes, and certainly nothing like Obama.

If anything, they look like Karl Rove: turdblossoms.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 04:05:10 PM  
I think he said, "The cookies are near."

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 04:33:38 PM  
Nabb1: I think he said, "The cookies are near."

I hear they serve these at Howard Johnson's.

 
bostonowns 2009-01-23 04:52:29 PM  
only if they have vanilla on the inside.

 
2and4 2009-01-23 04:55:36 PM  
They look delicious.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 05:02:22 PM  
This guy needs to take a marketing class. Yikes.

 
Uzzah 2009-01-23 05:02:54 PM  
That sort of small-minded prejudice is disgusting. That beaner who was interviewing him should've punched him right in the mouth.

 
mesohorny 2009-01-23 05:04:02 PM  
Did anyone else think this was a comedy skit right up until the end?

 
mesohorny 2009-01-23 05:06:01 PM  
I mean the reporter reminded me of the daily show.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 05:08:27 PM  
Uzzah: That sort of small-minded prejudice is disgusting. That beaner who was interviewing him should've punched him right in the mouth.


I'm more offended that an Italian is running a bakery...instead of making shoes, delivering pizzas, or working as an organ grinder.

 
iluvgirlswithglasses 2009-01-23 05:08:30 PM  
Personally, I prefer the racial harmony of the black and white cookie.

/look to the cookie

 
blueyedevil 2009-01-23 05:14:20 PM  
My name is Macist Laker the Racist Baker. So what? Wanna fight about it?

 
ArgusRun 2009-01-23 05:17:16 PM  
I've gotten pastries here. It's okay. Not great.

Their dirty jew tarts are passable.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 05:23:52 PM  
iluvgirlswithglasses: Personally, I prefer the racial harmony of the black and white cookie.

/look to the cookie


Yeah, but it will make you puke your guts out.

Diogenes: Nabb1: I think he said, "The cookies are near."

I hear they serve these at Howard Johnson's.


I love the orange roof on his outhouse.

 
BMulligan 2009-01-23 05:38:31 PM  
And to think, I used to have a modicum of respect for Howard Baker.

/dnrtfa - why do you ask?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 05:41:47 PM  
Nabb1 Johnson is right about Diogenes Johnson being right. Huzzah!

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 05:42:01 PM  
The_Sponge: Uzzah: That sort of small-minded prejudice is disgusting. That beaner who was interviewing him should've punched him right in the mouth.


I'm more offended that an Italian is running a bakery...instead of making shoes, delivering pizzas, or working as an organ grinder.


Or running through pipes to save a princess.

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2009-01-23 06:00:20 PM  
www.roflcat.com

 
Ringshadow 2009-01-23 06:02:01 PM  
iluvgirlswithglasses: Personally, I prefer the racial harmony of the black and white cookie.

/look to the cookie


www.cozycookies.com

Who knew that StarBucks promotes racial harmony?

/OM NOM NOM COOKIE

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 06:04:17 PM  
This is a complete outrage!

The "drunken" stereotype belongs to the Irish and the Indians! Jesus Christ! You're Italian, you wouldn't like it if I called someone a "greasy Asian" or made reference to the "Canadian Mob", would you?

Damn, man. It's a matter of pride.

Next time, use "Stealy-Face Attractive & Successful Cracksmoking Person Of Color!"

/Let's discuss it the alley, shall we?

 
RockyMtnMan 2009-01-23 06:05:04 PM  
How does knowing "the guy that is farking your sister", make you not racist?

 
kirby528 2009-01-23 06:06:40 PM  
madmann: This is a complete outrage!

The "drunken" stereotype belongs to the Irish and the Indians! Jesus Christ! You're Italian, you wouldn't like it if I called someone a "greasy Asian" or made reference to the "Canadian Mob", would you?

Damn, man. It's a matter of pride.

Next time, use "Stealy-Face Attractive & Successful Cracksmoking Person Of Color!"

/Let's discuss it the alley, shall we?


This video was angering, but then I came to this thread, which is hilarious.

FARK-Keeping me laughing instead of Raging since....umm......sometime

 
Super Chronic 2009-01-23 06:24:31 PM  
Love how the guy is hiding behind freedom of expression. As if anyone had told him his cookies or his name for them would be banned or censored. He's allowed to sell cookies under whatever name he chooses, and the local TV station is allowed to put his face on TV with the "shame, shame, shame!" jingle. End of story.

 
El Morro 2009-01-23 06:37:57 PM  
These are the kind of racists who piss me off the most. They look for any excuse to be insulting, then pull the "I don't know what you're talking about, how could you think that?" defense. Intellectual dishonesty at its best.

I doubt that woman who said he actually called them "drunk n*gger cookies" has reason to lie. I suggest anyone who knows people living in the city to send them this link. The only way he'll care what we think is if we let him know the only way he can comprehend... through his wallet. There are plenty of other bakeries in the city.

filesmelt.com

Look at how similar Obama and his Grandfather look. Yet we call Obama Black and his grandfather White. The separation between races is so insignificant, it amazes me that people make such a big deal of it.

 
charity 2009-01-23 07:57:28 PM  
This thread should've been mine.

/submitted with better headline.
//:(

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-23 08:03:21 PM  
Did anyone happen to see the link to the article below this one? WTF?

Seductive Farting (new window)(NSFLunch)

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 11:47:27 PM  
Is it a bad thing that I want to eat one of those now?

 
brantgoose 2009-01-24 01:16:22 AM  
Isn't that H.R. Pufnstuf?

farm2.static.flickr.com

 
aegisalpha [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 01:58:02 AM  
I lolled at the dead geese bread

 
steveGswine 2009-01-24 02:01:45 AM  
I'm just sad that there won't be any Bush Cookies.

/not for me
//i've asked

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2009-01-24 03:28:36 AM  
Did anyone else think the reporter looked like the bastard child of Geraldo Rivera and Borat?

 
justoneznot 2009-01-24 05:00:45 AM  
El Morro:

I doubt that woman who said he actually called them "drunk n*gger cookies" has reason to lie.


To be fair, she just said he called them "N word cookies" and negro is an N word.

 
El Morro 2009-01-24 09:22:46 AM  
justoneznot: To be fair, she just said he called them "N word cookies" and negro is an N word.

To be realistic, you're the first person in history to consider "the 'n' word" to mean anything other than "n*gger."

 
doobiebrother 2009-01-24 07:20:22 PM  
i think he meant to say he's farking the guy who knows his sister?

/love the irony of this fat piece of crap getting called out by fux news...

 
Eric_PDX 2009-01-26 04:52:30 PM  
obamiconme.pastemagazine.com

 
TheDebbieDee 2009-01-26 09:32:34 PM  
It's Monday......is this phukker still in business or has his bakery been shut down already?

 
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