hilarious!

After only one day of Years before an Obama presidency, Fox News goes full retard

FTFY

Wow. It's like a network of trolls.

They went full retard just minutes after he became President when some idiot on there said that Obama wasn't President because Roberts screwed up the Oath.

My god! It's full of tards.

"I owe Colmes an apology. I thought that guy wasn't doing anything. Apparently he was the sandbag holding down the hot air crazy balloon."farking hell, I think I pulled a muscle from laughing.

GAT_00: They went full retard just minutes after he became President when some idiot on there said that Obama wasn't President because RobertsObama intentionally screwed up the Oath so that he could later take it in secret and slip in the words "Allah Akbar.".

Can someone post a recap for those who can't watch at work?

"He doesn't have his hand on the Bible! Is he really President??"

Holy FARK!!! Someone needs to give the people at FOX "News" a copy of the Constitution, which specifically PROHIBITS "religious tests" for office. NO BIBLE IS NECESSARY you morans!!!!

But, but... Everybody knows you never go full retard!

I call it Fixed Noise for a reason...

Tastes Like Chicken: "I owe Colmes an apology. I thought that guy wasn't doing anything. Apparently he was the sandbag holding down the hot air crazy balloon."farking hell, I think I pulled a muscle from laughing.

You aren't the only one, I'm glad the office was pretty empty cause I laughed my ass off.

stargazer101: Can someone post a recap for those who can't watch at work?

Obama wants to bring terrorists to YOUR back yard.

Yada yada.

/ Well, actually, Shrub wanted to - since that's the only way Guantanamo was ever going to end. But Fox didn't say that, for some reason.

stargazer101: Can someone post a recap for those who can't watch at work?

"We're in DANGER!!"
"Obama is letting terrorists into our country!!"
"He doesnt' have his hand on a Bible, he isn't President!!"
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AND IT'S THE LIBS FAULT!!"
"PANIC, EVERYONE!!!!!"

That's about the gist of it.

opiumpoopy: stargazer101: Can someone post a recap for those who can't watch at work?

Obama wants to bring terrorists to YOUR back yard.

and eric holder is going to destroy america.

I love it. The "conservative" movement doesn't get that their whole shtick was utterly rejected in November and they need to find new ways to connect with voters. Instead, they're just getting nuttier.

And, by the way, what Limbaugh said in that clip is far more offensive than what Imus said, and probably far more worthy of being fired over.

limbaugh looks insane. truly insane.

Embrace the paranoia!

Fox News makes me doubt the future of humanity.

YOU ARE IN DANGER!

Oh, and Hannity's America is perhaps the most terrifying program in history.

God, that was funny. For the sake of fairness, though, have any of you seen the slurp job that CNN is putting on? They're selling farking t-shirts of Obama taking the oath.

I can't believe Limbaugh has so many Dittohead followers. He says he WANTS this administration to FAIL, and you just know there are 20 million ignorant fans nodding in agreement. That's a sad slice of America.

I don't recall liberals ever saying something similar about Bush. Actually, quite the opposite; while we had little faith in him, we wanted his policies to work, we wanted some success for America, and we were continually frustrated that Bush failed in almost every way possible.

Limbaugh is astoundingly bitter that the Good Ol' Boys got run out of town. I think his biggest fear is that Obama WILL succeed an ultimately prove that the Bush administration's actions and policies were wrong for America all along.

NewportBarGuy: Embrace the paranoia!

Yes. EMBRACE ME

Epsilon: I don't recall liberals ever saying something similar about Bush. Actually, quite the opposite; while we had little faith in him, we wanted his policies to work, we wanted some success for America, and we were continually frustrated that Bush failed in almost every way possible.

Yeah. as much as they bleated that dissent was treason, I never actually heard a democrat or a liberal say they wanted the US to fail. Plenty of times I heard them say they thought it would fail, but that's obviously different.

Epsilon: Limbaugh is astoundingly bitter that the Good Ol' Boys got run out of town. I think his biggest fear is that Obama WILL succeed an ultimately prove that the Bush administration's actions and policies were wrong for America all along.

BINGO!

Tastes Like Chicken: as much as they bleated that dissent was treason

The "they" there I mean Republicans. It's probably obvious, but I read it and thought it was poorly worded.

jake_lex: I love it. The "conservative" movement doesn't get that their whole shtick was utterly rejected in November and they need to find new ways to connect with voters. Instead, they're just getting nuttier.

And, by the way, what Limbaugh said in that clip is far more offensive than what Imus said, and probably far more worthy of being fired over.

Does anybody still care what that bloated Oxy-pig has to say? After his SECOND drug arrest anyone with common sense would see Mr. Lamebrain for what he really is: A fat, loudmouth hypocrite. As for the rest of Fox "News," well they should bill themselves as a 24/7 editorial channel.

jake_lex: And, by the way, what Limbaugh said in that clip is far more offensive than what Imus said, and probably far more worthy of being fired over.

What he said about Donovan McNabb was more offensive**. Of course, he's about the only person to use race-baiting who has been fired from ESPN. It's okay when others do it.

**note: his statement would've been 100% correct had he been talking about Michael Vick... McNabb is a good QB when you don't need him to do anything in the clutch during big games

I don't understand why Limbaugh's heart just doesn't explode. Fat, drug-addicted, cigar-smoking Type-A personality with anger management issues.

Diogenes: I don't understand why Limbaugh's heart just doesn't explode. Fat, drug-addicted, cigar-smoking Type-A personality with anger management issues.

don't forget self-loathing pederast.

puffy999: **note: his statement would've been 100% correct had he been talking about Michael Vick

Kordell Stewart would have been a better example. It was too long ago for Michael Vick to really have been noticed.

I refrain from cruising through Fox News stories for Fark submissions for two reasons:

1) I hate Fox News.

2) I won't contribute to their advertising revenues by visiting them and/or linking to their websites.

/It's not news, it's Fox Entertainment For the Mentally Handicapped.

Limbaugh now looks exactly like Humpty Dumpty.

AirForceVet: I refrain from cruising through Fox News stories for Fark submissions for two reasons:

That's great.
But it's not a link to Fox news.

Tastes Like Chicken: Yeah. as much as they bleated that dissent was treason, I never actually heard a democrat or a liberal say they wanted the US to fail. Plenty of times I heard them say they thought it would fail, but that's obviously different.

Yet all we hear these days from Republicans is dissent and that they want Obama to fail. Funny how it is only treason when Democrats do it. I wonder if we can start hitting some of these whiny biatches with treason charges and lock them up.

/mostly joking

I understand Fox veers right and has to pander to its core group; but are the only other alternatives CNN and MSNBC showing silhouettes of the Messiah with inspiring music and "The First 100 Days" propaganda? Is there any centrist news organization that can report on the Obama administration without too much bias? There is some interesting/concerning stuff going on that all the channels are either covering up or blowing out of proportion.

I know that's a tall order, so I'm not going to add my request that they cover news outside of the 68 sq. miles that is DC.

puffy999: jake_lex: And, by the way, what Limbaugh said in that clip is far more offensive than what Imus said, and probably far more worthy of being fired over.

What he said about Donovan McNabb was more offensive**. Of course, he's about the only person to use race-baiting who has been fired from ESPN. It's okay when others do it.

**note: his statement would've been 100% correct had he been talking about Michael Vick... McNabb is a good QB when you don't need him to do anything in the clutch during big games

I remember watching that live and when it happened, my jaw nearly hit the floor. I was already pissed and dumbfounded why they had that fat blowhard on NFL Gameday at all, but that was just unbelievable. I can't believe Tom Jackson didn't go all Terry Tate on his fat ass. The look on Irvin's and Jackson's face was priceless. They were stonefaced, like "did this numbnuts just say what I think he said?" I'm just glad he did it so early in the season so I didn't have to put up with his blathering vomit the rest of the season.

hershmire: I understand Fox veers right and has to pander to its core group; but are the only other alternatives CNN and MSNBC showing silhouettes of the Messiah with inspiring music and "The First 100 Days" propaganda? Is there any centrist news organization that can report on the Obama administration without too much bias? There is some interesting/concerning stuff going on that all the channels are either covering up or blowing out of proportion.

I know that's a tall order, so I'm not going to add my request that they cover news outside of the 68 sq. miles that is DC.

I understand what you're saying, I really do. But consider, for a moment, that "centrist" is still a political position and ideology, just like "left wing" and "right wing". The confusing of "centrist" journalism for objective journalism is part of the reason Bush got away with as much as he did.

wow - O'Reilly got completely pwned on that one. But Limbaugh in meltdown mode isn't a surprise. I was listening to the Limbaugh show during the inauguration and the guy was a twitching, drooling wreck by 3pm east coast time. Seriously folks - go and listen to the limbaugh show on monday. It is well worth the effort if you listen to him with the expectation of hearing a grown man break down into tears and cry like a baby!

GAT_00: Tastes Like Chicken: Yeah. as much as they bleated that dissent was treason, I never actually heard a democrat or a liberal say they wanted the US to fail. Plenty of times I heard them say they thought it would fail, but that's obviously different.

Yet all we hear these days from Republicans is dissent and that they want Obama to fail. Funny how it is only treason when Democrats do it. I wonder if we can start hitting some of these whiny biatches with treason charges and lock them up.

/mostly joking

Haha. Yeah!!

It's funny, I still don't think this counts as treason, or is even really all that terrible. It just makes me laugh that a whole segment of the population went absolutely nutso about people criticizing the President for 8 years, and in one day they've actually gone above and beyond anything the left wing did in that time.

aden_nak: hershmire: I understand Fox veers right and has to pander to its core group; but are the only other alternatives CNN and MSNBC showing silhouettes of the Messiah with inspiring music and "The First 100 Days" propaganda? Is there any centrist news organization that can report on the Obama administration without too much bias? There is some interesting/concerning stuff going on that all the channels are either covering up or blowing out of proportion.

I know that's a tall order, so I'm not going to add my request that they cover news outside of the 68 sq. miles that is DC.

I understand what you're saying, I really do. But consider, for a moment, that "centrist" is still a political position and ideology, just like "left wing" and "right wing". The confusing of "centrist" journalism for objective journalism is part of the reason Bush got away with as much as he did.

In addition, if you just want news that doesn't fellate/hate a candidate then just listen to NPR.

absoluteparanoia: In addition, if you just want news that doesn't fellate/hate a candidate then just listen to NPR.

Also, watch The News Hour with Jim Lehrer. Best damn news show on TV.

lajimi: Does anybody still care what that bloated Oxy-pig has to say? After his SECOND drug arrest anyone with common sense would see Mr. Lamebrain for what he really is: A fat, loudmouth hypocrite. As for the rest of Fox "News," well they should bill themselves as a 24/7 editorial channel.



One of my Senator's bestselling books.

the_pgoat: absoluteparanoia: In addition, if you just want news that doesn't fellate/hate a candidate then just listen to NPR.

Also, watch The News Hour with Jim Lehrer. Best damn news show on TV.

These.

Tastes Like Chicken: It's funny, I still don't think this counts as treason, or is even really all that terrible. It just makes me laugh that a whole segment of the population went absolutely nutso about people criticizing the President for 8 years, and in one day they've actually gone above and beyond anything the left wing did in that time.

I don't think it does either. I just want to judge them by their own rules.

GAT_00: I just want to judge them by their own rules.

Kind of hard to do with the GOP being the "Party of Hypocrisy."

hershmire: I understand Fox veers right and has to pander to its core group; but are the only other alternatives CNN and MSNBC showing silhouettes of the Messiah with inspiring music and "The First 100 Days" propaganda? Is there any centrist news organization that can report on the Obama administration without too much bias? There is some interesting/concerning stuff going on that all the channels are either covering up or blowing out of proportion.

I know that's a tall order, so I'm not going to add my request that they cover news outside of the 68 sq. miles that is DC.

If you get it on cable, check out the BBC News channel. They seem a lot more interested in straight reporting than sensationalism.

aden_nak: The confusing of "centrist" journalism for objective journalism is part of the reason Bush got away with as much as he did.

I have no idea what you mean by that. How did centrist journalism do what?

The Onanist: GAT_00: I just want to judge them by their own rules.

Kind of hard to do with the GOP being the "Party of Hypocrisy."

Was that said ironically? "A" party of hypocrisy, yes, but not "the".

I was a troubled soul,
consumed by voices
advocating special interest groups and vice.
Til Rush rushed to
my sweet rescue.
Now I'll never ever have to think twiiiiiiice.

/Yes, I do wish Moxy Fruvous would get back together.

hershmire: Is there any centrist news organization that can report on the Obama administration without too much bias?

The BBC.