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FTA:Wisconsin has three residents in the running so far to be recommended as the White House farmer, if President Obama decides to create that position.

Reading comprehension 101 subby. There is no White House farmer.

A nice watermelon patch out back would come in handy though.

Cyborg77: FTA:Wisconsin has three residents in the running so far to be recommended as the White House farmer, if President Obama decides to create that position.

Reading comprehension 101 subby. There is no White House farmer.

A nice watermelon patch out back would come in handy though.

Could find a spot for a small chicken coup as well?

Are there any Marijuana farmers we can nominate?

A re-election Jimmy Carter could actually win.

Huh. What a bunch of elitists. Not a single "Joe the Farmer" on the nominees list. Who, if not "Joe the ____", will speak for the people?

I say we all vote Stephen Colbert!!!

Wendy's Chili: A re-election Jimmy Carter could actually win.

"But daaaaad, I don't want anymore peanuts!"

"Now Sasha, President Carter worked really hard to grow them. Now say thank you for his delicious nuts."

My mother had her cookbook.

I voted for Grant Corley, just because the idea of buying a farm at age 16 appealed to me. Then I found out he only has one vote. Boooooooooooooo! Farkers unite for Grant Corley!

or not. whatever.

Victory Garden. Yea

Michelle and the kids should help out.

haven't RTFA yet...

Are nominations open? Can i nominate my brother?

IM A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERF*CKER!

Der Vassermeister: My mother had her cookbook.

Which is funny, because I had your mother's fannie.

Dan Barber

Sweet! Nominations are still open!!

/starts on form

Atillathepun: I voted for Grant Corley, just because the idea of buying a farm at age 16 appealed to me. Then I found out he only has one vote. Boooooooooooooo! Farkers unite for Grant Corley!

or not. whatever.

Or...um, you could all vote for my brother, as soon as i get the nomination form done...

"But daaaaad, I don't want anymore peanuts!"

"Now Sasha, President Carter worked really hard to grow them. Now say thank you for his delicious nuts."

You're gonna love my nuts.

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I am a little surprised that Joel Salatin isn't in the nominee list.

No nominations for Ed Rosenthal?

there is a White House Farmer

And dude, he grows some killer shiat.

Well, I nominated my brother's lil unnamed operation. It'll be up on the site after verification.

They should be asking at the Farmer's only dating site. (new window)

Awesome. I nominate Dan and Ruth Holmes (they are a team, I think that's fair).

/obscure?

GoodasGold: Victory Garden. Yea

Michelle and the kids should help out.

Not sure if you're cynical or not, but yes, yes they should. Between the droughts in the CA central valley, and the farmers unable to get credit, a lot of people should.

DeathByGeekSquad: A nice watermelon patch out back would come in handy though.

Could find a spot for a small chicken coop as well?

I'm white, but, y'know, both are tasty and pretty easy to grow/raise. If you wanted in for the trifecta, collard greens are also pretty easy to grow (if you live in the US South, like DC), and are a helluva lot more nutritious than what most people eat.

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I nominate John Lee Pettimore.

I vote for Farmer John Peterson (new window)

There's got to be a manure-related joke in there somewhere

/DNRTFA

My fellow Americans (and international farkers):
It is with great respect and honor that a humbly place my name in the running for White House farmer. If elected to this esteemed position, I promise a chicken in every pot, a steak on every grill, a home brewed beer in every fridge, and bag of the best Rose Garden-grown sticky icky in every toilet tank. Thank you, and god bless America!

Lawnchair: GoodasGold: Victory Garden. Yea

Michelle and the kids should help out.

Not sure if you're cynical or not, but yes, yes they should. Between the droughts in the CA central valley, and the farmers unable to get credit, a lot of people should.

Not cynical on this one. I think it would set a good example for the country.

How many friggin positions is this asstard of a president going to make. Geez he made The Office of the President Elect which is just a monument to the size of that mans ego. I can't wait til 2012 when all the people drinking the kool aid now wake up and say "What the hell was I thinking?"

Has he picked the official coke dealer yet?

DeathByGeekSquad: Cyborg77: FTA:Wisconsin has three residents in the running so far to be recommended as the White House farmer, if President Obama decides to create that position.

Reading comprehension 101 subby. There is no White House farmer.

A nice watermelon patch out back would come in handy though.

Could find a spot for a small chicken coup as well?

Maybe some turnip greens?

/obscure?
//now i feel dirty