Darconix: So since 44 is the number representing death in Chinese, were all of Hillary's Chinese supporters secretly conspiring against her? Darconix is confused. Can some heathen lib who actually believes this garbage help me out?

Darconix is always confused!

I was told there would be no math

Everyone knows that the end of the world is scheduled for Dodecatembruary 36th, 15,962 when Gorlax the devourer of worlds farts in front of the Sun on his way to Jupiter. Both Nostradamus and Joseph of Arimathea said so.

I always take numerologies in threes.

No_One_Special: Everyone knows that the end of the world is scheduled for Dodecatembruary 36th, 15,962 when Gorlax the devourer of worlds farts in front of the Sun on his way to Jupiter. Both Nostradamus and Joseph of Arimathea said so.

It's Dodecatembruary 34th you idiot, there is no Dodecatembruary 36th! That'd be Prijanustarch 2nd, 15,963- which will never happen.

But if the squirrel attacks are only "moderate" we'll all get off with only a "minor reddening of the scalp area".

/just saying, keep perspective.

Do not mess with Squirrel Girl.

Ringshadow: Do not mess with Squirrel Girl.

she defeated Dr Doom, and Thanos!

Darconix: So since 44 is the number representing death in Chinese, were all of Hillary's Chinese supporters secretly conspiring against her? Darconix is confused. Can some heathen lib who actually believes this garbage help me out?

Sure I'll help you out, some cyanide pills should have you fixed in no time.

Darconix, ol' pal...

There are squirrels in your future.

Squirrels...!!

Lazy boys and shy Dianes. One at a time, single file.
They counted the low numbers as they walked by.
I count a high number. A low number. Among the slow numbers.

The number four means nothing to me but the
number four means death to Chinese.
Number seven is lucky in Japan. Here we don't give a damn.

But on the elevator, no thirteenth floor.
On the elevator, no thirteenth floor.
Thirteenth going up. Going up... Going up...

Relaxing as I wait in line. Some of the numbers lose their smiles.
Specially the numbers one through nine.
Because they're only seating parties of ten or higher.
For the dancing the question mark sticker and the mermaid kickers.

The number four means nothing to me but the
number four means death to Chinese.
Number seven's lucky in Japan. Here we don't give a damn.

But on the elevator, no thirteenth floor.
On the elevator, no thirteenth floor.
Going up... Going up... Going up...

BREAKING NEWS:

Numerology/astrology is baloney.

russkie247: Numerology/astrology is baloney.

YOU'RE WRONG

bologna tastes better

My commander told me the world was going to be eaten by a huge star goat!

Gyrfalcon: My commander told me the world was going to be eaten by a huge star goat!

Okay, this is very important, what color is the goat and how many young did it have?

/*Starts drawing Elder Signs on the walls and doors and hoarding dynamite*