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(celebuzz) Amusing Kanye West is irked once again, and that means more CAP LOCKS: "HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME S--T CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN"   (celebuzz.com) divider line 52
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absoluteparanoia 2009-01-23 10:24:47 AM  
I HAD A ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE WHO WOULD ALWAYS USE CAPS FOR EVERY MESSAGE. IT DIDNT MATTER IF IT WAS EMAIL OR IM.

/cruise control

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 10:31:43 AM  
I ain't saying he's a shiatdigger...

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 10:40:19 AM  
You know, I would have actually loved his last album. The songs are really raw and emotional, and it feels like we're getting past this image he's built up to the real person. It's a real growth for him.

And then he farks it all up by running his vocals through AutoTune set to the highest levels, so he's singing these spare, confessional songs but sounding like a damn robot.

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 11:16:02 AM  
I read that in the first scene he eats a bowl of dicks.

 
IrishDrunk [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 12:44:00 PM  
It really really pisses me off that he calls the brand "LOUIE"

WTF!
If I were Bernard Arnault I'd smack him in the face.
Why would you collaborate with someone who can't even spell the name of the company?!

/end rant

 
Fuel13 [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 01:03:40 PM  
CAPS LOCK OR CAP LOCKS?

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 01:16:07 PM  
Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag title.

 
Hugh_Janus 2009-01-23 01:16:54 PM  
Jesus?

 
Th3Guy 2009-01-23 01:20:10 PM  
jake_lex: You know, I would have actually loved his last album. The songs are really raw and emotional, and it feels like we're getting past this image he's built up to the real person. It's a real growth for him.

And then he farks it all up by running his vocals through AutoTune set to the highest levels, so he's singing these spare, confessional songs but sounding like a damn robot.


This,

I love his previous albums, the new one is just crap... I have tried but just cant stand it...

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 01:21:46 PM  
I'd rather see John Legend in teh ghey pr0n. He is one sexy mofo.

 
blondemerkin 2009-01-23 01:22:46 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag title.

I came here to say this...thanks!

 
AnubisMan 2009-01-23 01:22:49 PM  
Well, I am not sure if the head line is true, but I hear he likes to dress up like a girl and head down to west hollywood to turn tricks.

 
Onkel Buck 2009-01-23 01:24:14 PM  
i26.photobucket.com

 
Existensial dyslexia 2009-01-23 01:24:46 PM  
bisexual porn!? was it two girls and a guy? or a devil's threesome?

/not that really care or anything...

 
Memes Ate My Balls 2009-01-23 01:25:59 PM  
HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE THEN REALIZED CELEBRITIES ARE FARKING WORTHLESS WE ARE JUST SOCIAL LUBRICANT FOR STUPID PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HAVE A RELEVANT INSIGHTFUL CONVERSATION AND OMFG SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT PEREZ HILTON

 
T.rex 2009-01-23 01:26:24 PM  
hhaha. i actually read the initial article about the porn, and for once, found some respect for the man. its not that i approved of it, but i approved of him going out on a limb to say those things.

Being that the story was a fabrication, i guess i'll go back to hating him again.

 
Zombie Eater 2009-01-23 01:28:12 PM  
Is Kanye good for anything but causing mass amounts of laughter? Pompous primadonna prick needs to choke on his own tongue.

 
rukusrazor [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 01:29:12 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I read that in the first scene he eats a bowl of dicks.

FTW!

 
SeismicJizzer 2009-01-23 01:34:05 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag title.

I don't know, to me Wentz is clearly in the lead

i177.photobucket.com

 
Everydayiblasphorme 2009-01-23 01:37:03 PM  
Kanye Wentz

fark that guy

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-01-23 01:40:43 PM  
Kanye is gay though.

/Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 
bostonowns 2009-01-23 01:44:42 PM  
SeismicJizzer: AdolfOliverPanties: Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag title.

I don't know, to me Wentz is clearly in the lead


dude...when a dude wears those woman's eskimo boots he either relishes the powerful douchebaggery he exerts or he is teh ghey

 
Tissot 2009-01-23 01:46:39 PM  
SeismicJizzer: AdolfOliverPanties: Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag title.

I don't know, to me Wentz is clearly in the lead


Is that picture real??? Even Wentz cannot be that much of a wentz. Kanye still a bigger a-hole.

 
JDAT 2009-01-23 01:52:02 PM  
ahem...WHITE PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT KANYE WEST!!!

 
Trey Le Parc 2009-01-23 01:53:06 PM  
Wouldn't it be great if there was some sort of BCS for the biggest douchebag in America and at the end of the celebrity season the two top rated 'bags would square off for a death match and afterward the other was ceremonially killed, too? Wouldn't that be great?

 
KeeperX 2009-01-23 01:56:10 PM  
I AM NOT SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS, I AM JUST A COBOL PROGRAMMER.

 
Wizzin 2009-01-23 02:03:58 PM  
I would love to go back in time and off the moron who came up with the "all caps" nonsense. You would think some people actually cover their eyes and ears upon seeing the "TEH CAPS!!!" The whole thing is ludicrous.

 
John_Rat_Safari 2009-01-23 02:10:00 PM  
KEVYE!!! (new window)

 
eikni 2009-01-23 02:11:51 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag Wentz title.

 
SeismicJizzer 2009-01-23 02:12:38 PM  
bostonowns: SeismicJizzer: AdolfOliverPanties: Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag title.

I don't know, to me Wentz is clearly in the lead

dude...when a dude wears those woman's eskimo boots he either relishes the powerful douchebaggery he exerts or he is teh ghey


Tissot: SeismicJizzer: AdolfOliverPanties: Almost every day he challenges Pete Wentz for the douchebag title.

I don't know, to me Wentz is clearly in the lead

Is that picture real??? Even Wentz cannot be that much of a wentz. Kanye still a bigger a-hole.


Yeah it is real my sister forwarded it to me today
Link (new window)

/I like Kanye, but what a douche

 
devilskware 2009-01-23 02:20:02 PM  
What's the problem? According to the Tyra Banks / gay pron thread, you can take in the butt and not be gay. Chill out Kanye.

 
Coelacanth 2009-01-23 02:23:12 PM  
I HAVE THE POWER!!!big>

 
il Dottore 2009-01-23 02:32:47 PM  
It's unfortunate that as a boy Kanye had taken off his rubber helmet moments before the tragic collision between the district school bus and the garbage truck. If he hadn't suffered such serious head trauma in the accident he could have lived a useful, productive, and somewhat normal life wrapping colored yarn around wire coat hangers. Now he's limited to being Himself.

 
bobug [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-23 02:40:08 PM  
In all honesty, it's probably Kanye's sad, tortured soul, crying out for help, since Stephen Colbert beat him on iTunes.

/love the Colbert
//Only know Kanye through Colbert's reporting, and Fark
///Those are MORE than enough to turn me off of Mr. West.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 03:03:42 PM  
I don't care if his albums are the greatest things ever in the
history of recorded sound.

No one, not Beethoven, not Mozart, not Django Rhinehart, not even
Brian Wilson is talented enough to justify the ego this man has.

 
NittLion78 2009-01-23 03:09:25 PM  
img110.imageshack.us

 
eviljimbo 2009-01-23 03:10:51 PM  
www.bankersball.com

link it like its hot

 
hairyfairy 2009-01-23 03:14:34 PM  
Where are the photoshoppings of him (with those stupid sunglasses) taking it from some dude?

 
Treble 2009-01-23 03:23:22 PM  
MasterThief: I ain't saying he's a shiatdigger...

won't be long before he's broke, broke.

 
Mediocre Googly Moogly 2009-01-23 03:40:30 PM  
You mean it's not true?

:(

 
Shtetl G 2009-01-23 03:44:50 PM  
absoluteparanoia: I HAD A ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE WHO WOULD ALWAYS USE CAPS FOR EVERY MESSAGE. IT DIDNT MATTER IF IT WAS EMAIL OR IM.

/cruise control


That's funny, I had a roommate who would do the same thing too. He was really into gay porn.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 04:35:22 PM  
Ha! Unleash the fury? So he can taste the rainbow.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-01-23 04:55:30 PM  
OMG PONIES

 
Crude 2009-01-23 05:12:37 PM  
HE LOCKED A CAP IN HIS ASS?

 
Moray 2009-01-23 07:59:00 PM  
BOOTY SWEAT BABY!
Drink

 
Moray 2009-01-23 08:04:56 PM  
Didn't Kanye make a porno with this dude?
I luv Da Pussy

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 12:29:16 PM  
‹big›‹b›EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER@‹big›‹b›EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 12:32:08 PM  
... and I fail at HTML.

/stupid PS3 web browser

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2009-01-24 12:36:47 PM  
KeeperX: I AM NOT SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS, I AM JUST A COBOL PROGRAMMER.

you_made_me_chuckle

/c_programmer

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-24 07:11:54 PM  
Kanye West is absolutely right. We all know he would only appear in gay porn.

 
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