That's unfair -- Obama is a cocaine user.

My lunch yesterday included an "Obama Chili Salad", then while having a delicious beavertail after skating on the canal, I noticed their new ad which was a mockup of the Obama Hope/Change poster and said "We HOPE you enjoy your beavertails!". The worst part is that, as you might have guessed, I'm not even IN the U.S., I'm in freaking Canada.

Thorndyke Barnhard: My lunch yesterday included an "Obama Chili Salad", then while having a delicious beavertail after skating on the canal, I noticed their new ad which was a mockup of the Obama Hope/Change poster and said "We HOPE you enjoy your beavertails!". The worst part is that, as you might have guessed, I'm not even IN the U.S., I'm in freaking Canada.

I dig beaver. I dig tail. But I don't think I'd ever eat beavertail.

Why would they name a drug after him? Isn't The Messiah the opiate of the masses all by himself?

shivashakti: I dig beaver. I dig tail. But I don't think I'd ever eat beavertail.


Hey, don't knock it 'til you've knocked boots with it... Or, however the heck that expression goes... :D

Hey mon later we're going to go shoot up some sweet Buchanan...

Hey, Samuel Adams has his own beer, and he was the greatest President we ever had!

shivashakti: I dig beaver. I dig tail. But I don't think I'd ever eat beavertail.

There's very little actual beaver in them. Unless beaver is a primary ingredient in cinninninninimun sugar.

/craves one
//will go to waterfront this weekend for one

Tr0mBoNe: shivashakti: I dig beaver. I dig tail. But I don't think I'd ever eat beavertail.

There's very little actual beaver in them. Unless beaver is a primary ingredient in cinninninninimun sugar.

/craves one
//will go to waterfront this weekend for one

I had a Killaloe sunrise last week...mmmm.

God Is My Co-Pirate: Tr0mBoNe: shivashakti: I dig beaver. I dig tail. But I don't think I'd ever eat beavertail.

There's very little actual beaver in them. Unless beaver is a primary ingredient in cinninninninimun sugar.

/craves one
//will go to waterfront this weekend for one

I had a Killaloe sunrise last week...mmmm.

Mine was a hazelnut chocolate. Luvs me some Nutella Beavertail.

/Hooray for Beavertail threadjacks! :D

Smackhead: "Yo, dude, what you sellin' today?"

Dealer: "I've got some nice China White and some of the new Obama."

Smackhead: "What kind is the Obama?"

Dealer: "Just what you'd expect. It's black tar, baby!"

BillCo: Why would they name a drug after him? Isn't The Messiah the opiate of the masses all by himself?

You need help. No one that bitter can possibly be in sound mental health.

So it is really expensive, gives you this buzz, but then lets you down?


/please don't send the SS after me

Heroin's appeal is that it makes you stop giving a fark about all the stuff that is keeping you down. It is chemical escapism. It is an ostrich with his head in the sand, it is a child with fingers placed in ears singing "lalalala can't hear you!" I think it would be best to name varieties of heroin after Bush.

Obama is more of a coke man. Yes we can yes we can yes we can fark yes let's work out for seventeen hours straight and then fix the economy and fix the Middle East yes we can yes we can!

All this beaver-tail talk is giving me an erec... hunger pains, please stop.

The Audacity of Dope

I could get into this:

Obama Heroin - You want it, you have to have it, but have no idea what to do with it when you get it

Bush II Heroin - Will kick the ass of any other drugs in your system and take over

Clinton herion - Farks you upm the farks you again, then farks all your friends too

I agree.

I wonder how many Obamas are in the US. Has anyone done any studies to determine whether this is the least common name for a US President? I mean, it has to be, right?

BillCo: Why would they name a drug after him? Isn't The Messiah the opiate of the masses all by himself?

Take another bong hit.

No... it means that drug dealers have an affinity for him.

xuanzhiyouxuan: The Audacity of Dope

ha ha

Aren't ALL presidents cultural phenomenons?

Why is this a disgrace? I think they are paying homage to him in their own way. Everyone likes diacetylmorphine!

rodeofrog: the least common name for a US President? I mean, it has to be, right?

Its funny because with all the black guys named 'Jefferson', and 'Washington', we elect a black guy named 'Obama'.

That has to be the nerdiest looking bunch of cops I've ever seen.

That is a perfect way to appeal to his base ....... Freebase that is.

myspamhere: I could get into this:

Obama Heroin - You want it, you have to have it, but have no idea what to do with it when you get it

Bush II Heroin - Will kick the ass of any other drugs in your system and take over

Clinton herion - Farks you upm the farks you again, then farks all your friends too

Bush I heroin - lets you see 1000 points of light, all of which are irrelevant outside of distracting you from the fact that you haven't eaten in two days?

/heroin fail.

ZAZ: That's unfair -- Obama is a cocaine user.

No pictures from The Wire??

Jonathan Hohensee: Aren't ALL presidents cultural phenomenons?

What kind of culture do you except when someone names Gerald Ford?.

Doesn't anyone remember "Bush Brand Blow" Cocaine with Connections? The olfactory to the oval office?

All this drug talk makes me want to grab my pipe and start hittin baRock again. . .

Black Star heroin?

myspamhere: I could get into this:

Bush would be Norcan with a fifth of whisky. Doesn't make you kick the habit. Just one drug for another. Once he's gone you'll go back to the opiates... but you'll never have been lucid.

/approve of the nomenclature, but still got that WMD and Greenhouse Gas up in here.

I prefer milf weed.

quite an honor

Well if your dream is to "shoot" the president, here ya go.

there are less than 100 Obamas in the United States.

http://www.census.gov/genealogy/www/freqnames2k.html

Diogenes: 2009-01-23 11:40:29 AM
BillCo: Why would they name a drug after him? Isn't The Messiah the opiate of the masses all by himself?
You need help. No one that bitter can possibly be in sound mental health.

Bitter? You mean like this guy?

FTFA: "... they were delivering the heroin on Anawana Lake Road."



Hotlinked, unabashedly.

Same package, different name.

xuanzhiyouxuan "The Audacity of Dope"

DING! We have a winnar!

kraftsman: Diogenes: 2009-01-23 11:40:29 AM
BillCo: Why would they name a drug after him? Isn't The Messiah the opiate of the masses all by himself?
You need help. No one that bitter can possibly be in sound mental health.

Bitter? You mean like this guy?
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I know. He was only talking about thousands of people who were killed because of a lie. WTF is that guy's problem?

Diogenes

You need help. No one that bitter can possibly be in sound mental health.

Pot, meet kettle.

jdog71 "approve of the nomenclature, but still got that WMD and Greenhouse Gas up in here."

Prop Joe still has the best shiat.

/East Side!

shivashakti:

I dig beaver. I dig tail. But I don't think I'd ever eat beavertail.


Taint??

I'm from Florida. (yeah lol, I know)

What's beavertail? Is it literally that, or what?