It would be in his best interests not to accept a candygram.

Might one assume he killed to earn his living, and to help out the Congolese?

It would be in his best interests to avoid individuals named Van Owen.

Congo not like that.

Well they can't give him the firing squad, cause if you shoot him, you'll only make him mad.

/what's with the blazing saddles headlines today?

His Rawandan buddies backstabbed him.

From the sound of it, they employed rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

He's still alive? I heard that he was hung.

bberg: He's still alive? I heard that he was hung.

and they was right

cameroncrazy1984: /what's with the blazing saddles headlines today?

It's making the rounds of the second-tier cable channels lately.

bberg: He's still alive? I heard that he was hunghanged.

pictures get hung.

people get hanged.

Really.

Gumercules: bberg: He's still alive? I heard that he was hunghanged.

pictures get hung.

people get hanged.

Really.

Either (a) good troll, or (b) educate yourself (^)

Please tell me you got the reference and didn't actually go grammer-nazi...

cameroncrazy1984: Well they can't give him the firing squad, cause if you shoot him, you'll only make him mad.

/what's with the blazing saddles headlines today?

It's probably in honour of the new nig... eh, sheriff.

obligatory for any thread that even ininuates Blazing Saddles

moops: obligatory for any thread that even ininuates Blazing Saddles

Hello boys! I've missed you.

moops: obligatory for any thread that even ininuates Blazing Saddles

Hamina hamina hamina!

/Took me a few moments to get the headline.

What are you worried about? It's 1872 - you'll be able to sue HER!

jrsharfan: Congo not like that.

Congo straight.

It's Headley!

Ace Frehley's Ghost:

Could you repeat that, sir?

There's no such thing as a pawn in the game of life.

They have little plastic cars that you stick pegs in.

It's twue! It's twue!

And the second "Blazing Saddles" themed thread today...

Life is good today.

and i just watched this movie last night...good times

I didn't get a herumph outta you...


/you watch your ass!

The War Nerd will be displeased by this.

Helluo, indeed. This man is the winner of War Nerd's Man O' War O'wardz.

Another good article:
War Nerd's Interview Tips for General Nkunda

Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no.

Don't bother shooting him. It will only make him mad.

From the sound of it, they employed rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

Haha.


But for real. Congo is a nasty nasty nasty conflict. We're talking about as much as 10 million dead since the conflict started some decade ago. It's one of the ugliest imagineable.

Fark Me with a Chainsaw: Please tell me you got the reference and didn't actually go grammer-nazi...

I do not watch that movie becuase it is a proven fact that cowboys spoke perfect English. That was after-all, real America. Damn Jewish liberal media always trying to make good old Americans and Mexicans sound like morons..

Affairs of state must take precedent over... affairs of state!

Hey! The rebel leader is a ni-(BONG!)

RodneyToady: It would be in his best interests not to accept a candygram.

So who the hell am I supposed to deliver this to?

/and I'll never get credit for inventing it either

cameroncrazy1984: /what's with the blazing saddles headlines today?

Dunno. Has something to do with choo-choo.

one0nine: cameroncrazy1984: /what's with the blazing saddles headlines today?

Dunno. Has something to do with choo-choo.

Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!

/seriously, you get +2 for that

Are we sure he doesn't have control over the secret firewall that controls all of the US infrastructure?

// oh sorry, wrong meme

Oh Alex, how we miss you...



/He's not dead. Just haven't seen him since Webster

kerpal32:
cameroncrazy1984: /what's with the blazing saddles headlines today?

one0nine: Dunno. Has something to do with choo-choo.

kerpal32: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!

/seriously, you get +2 for that


It's twue! It's twue!

+2 for you!!



/Would you like another schnitzengwuben?

limpbalzak: Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no.

Dammit! What is with today?! Every goddamned thread I go into has exactly what I wanted to post already posted!

Normally I can get a couple shots in, but not today!

/Grumbles off to work

I understand that it's the Democratic Republic of Congo, but if you label it Dr. Congo on the maps, people will misunderstand, and the Justice League will have to invade.

dahmers love zombie: Might one assume he killed to earn his living, and to help out the Congolese?

It would be in his best interests to avoid individuals named Van Owen.

Wunderbahr!

Gumercules: bberg: He's still alive? I heard that he was hunghanged.

pictures get hung.

people get hanged.

Really.

What if they were framed?

This is very sad news. This man was a well-educated and very intelligent leader, and he was defending his people against the other genocidal tribe.

All he wanted is a strong country where his people could live in peace and order. Its horrible that the media call them "rebels" when they are actually taking up arms to defend themselves from the raping and murdering animals.

QFA : Congolese Information Minister Lambert Mende Omalanga, told the BBC he welcomed the arrest.

"I think it is a good achievement for peace and security in this area and this region of Great Lakes," he said.


Oh what an achievement for peace. 10 bucks say hutu resume the genocide against the tutsi.

The game of life was pretty fun back in the day, but then one time we were at my grandma's and bored and she had a game like it called careers and it was much better.

At first I wasn't that amused, but it kind of grew on me. +1 subby

/sucker for nostalgia of my misspent youth

Q. Some people call this a war for minerals.

N. How can you fight for your own minerals? [Laughter] If this were about minerals, I would not be here.
You see minerals are being exploited by China, by Belgium, by South Africa. Petrol is under French control, uranium under American control, copper under Belgium, diamonds under Jewish, and gold under South African control.