I'm a bit lost on why Death wasn't included, let alone listed under "DEATH".

..

mrchowwow: This one is better (no rolling, I promise)

FAIL.

Different thing entirely.

DeathByGeekSquad: mrchowwow: This one is better (no rolling, I promise)

FAIL.

Different thing entirely.

Wow! My first Fark Fail evar!

The forgot one category:

Those that Don't Suck -------- Guns N' Roses

cliffy: The forgot one category:

Those that Don't Suck -------- original Guns N' Roses

Those that do suck ------- current Guns n Roses

All that trouble and the dumbass(es) misspell Motley Crue?

/your little graph is now rendered moot

Crude: All that trouble and the dumbass(es) misspell Motley Crue?

/your little graph is now rendered moot

also putting Borknagar twice under the same list/

/probably jacked up on mountain dew and cheeto dust when he made this

Crude: All that trouble and the dumbass(es) misspell Motley Crue?

And Led Zeppelin. While failing to enter Queensryche under the Umlaut Category.

/turns back to blog in manner of Metal fans who disapprove of the opening act
//Metal is capitalized
///HEAVY METAL is all caps and bolded

ha ha ha! they wrote "umlaut" is that something you have for breakfast?

/of course I'm kidding, but it is a funny word.

Anybody who still calls it "heavy" metal is showing their age.

From the book of Revelations: Mexican Santa? WTF?

They completely forgot names dealing with Tolkien.... Amon Amarth, Gorgoroth, etc... :(Tolkien has a deserved place!

unfarkingbelievable: ha ha ha! they wrote "umlaut" is that something you have for breakfast?

/of course I'm kidding, but it is a funny word.

How come there's no umlauts in the word umlaut?

You know: ümläüt?

White Lion??? WTF?

What ? No Limozeen? TOTAL FAIL

I saw no Hatebreed... this list is invalid.

Baal's Balls?
Corncob Rape?

I'm calling shenanigans.

Animals - Real - Party Animal - Andrew WK

I thought that was pretty funny.

No Tesla? WTF?

Mr_Fabulous: Baal's Balls?
Corncob Rape?

I'm calling shenanigans.

Baal's Balls is an awesome name.

FlyingPig: Anybody who still calls it "heavy" metal is showing their age.

Wait, let me show you something else.

So how is Pantera foreign?

Corncob Rape is a Faulkner reference?

shugosha: So how is Pantera foreign?

De Tomaso Pantera

For more information, refer to Ed's Furry farking Guide to Metal (new window)

DeathByGeekSquad: shugosha: So how is Pantera foreign?

De Tomaso Pantera

Ah, I thought they meant the band was actually foreign.

Time for illegible band logos!

That list is totally valid.
All relevant bands have been included.

/I lol'ed

where does flaming donkey wrench fit in?

Ebenator: Corncob Rape is a Faulkner reference?

Read "Sanctuary."
Or better yet, don't.

Haha blessthefall is on there!
Hahahahahahaha!

/Christian, screamo/post-hardcore at most.
//Probably the only band on there I listen to...

eeviewontwakeup: Haha blessthefall is on there!
Hahahahahahaha!

/Christian, screamo/post-hardcore at most.
//Probably the only band on there I listen to...

System of a Down? That's almost as bad as the rock band players who were claiming NiN was metal. As far as I can tell "metal" has become a catchphrase for "angry, dissonant music I don't like".

Now this is real heavy metal:



\m/

wonder where "Queef Huffer" would go on that list?

Crushed!

Hotlinked 'cause I'm on a cell

mistervague: That list is totally valid.
All relevant bands have been included.

/I lol'ed

Disagree. No Amon Amarth under Viking?

Rustybumperjack: White Lion??? WTF?

Wait. WAIT.

/never wanna be without you

What? A Medieval section and no Kamelot.

Excuse me but my face has an appointment with my palm.

Rustybumperjack: No Tesla? WTF?

Seconded.
/Just got my tickets! Very excited! :D

am_svperstar: mistervague: That list is totally valid.
All relevant bands have been included.

/I lol'ed

Disagree. No Amon Amarth under Viking?



Amon Amarth is not a Viking Metal band. Yes, Johan Hegg sings about Vikings, but Amon Amarth plays Melodic Death Metal.

I love Amon Amarth, they put on an awesome show, and they will never sell out. But they don't play Viking Metal.

FAILchart? So many non-metal bands... and bad, bad categorizing.

Why are Ragnarok (Norse mythology) and Mexican Santa listed under "From the book of Revelations"? And Furtherm- *urk*

/has been violently prevented from continuing failchart rant

Too bad my friends in high school never went anywhere as a band. Chäos would have been a good one.

Madadder: I'm a bit lost on why Death wasn't included, let alone listed under "DEATH".

Apparently Obituary was left out as well.

No Rush, no Armored Saint, and unless i'm missing them, no Slayer.

Wow.

am_svperstar: mistervague: That list is totally valid.
All relevant bands have been included.

/I lol'ed

Disagree. No Amon Amarth under Viking?

viking style, but the name itself is Mount Doom in Tolkien's Middle Earth

No Leviathan or Behemoth in the Biblical section.

Where's Hello Kitty?

No Cannibal Corpse!? Fail