"Hey, Osama. Yeah, I'm in."

/har har har

"Nuthin' B, just gettin' innogerated, havin a Bud"

\\outta they way

"Hey, Juan Carlos. Yeah, I'm in."

Spookbusters. . .I mean Ghostbusters!


/window seat, please.

"Yeah, I wanna order a twelve cut...extra cheese, pepperoni..."

"His plane's over the Potomac? Good. Fire at will."

"Dude, it's lonely at the top. Everyone flew outta here like there was a Klan meeting.

"Yo dawg, this woulda been so much cooler if subby had voting enabled."

"Sh*t China we broke. I can put like 5 on it, but not until next month"

tonkin: "Sh*t China we broke. I can put like 5 on it, but not until next month"

Okay..I spit Dr Pepper on that one, thanks.

submitter: Who is he calling?

"This job really sucks."

/Wish him the best of luck.

"Who the hell submits a caption thread without enabling voting?"

ok, for the fifth time, 2 orders of bourbon chicken, 1 order of sesame chicken, those little friend crab things, and some soy sauce

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"Yeah, Moe's Tavern? I'm looking for my friend Jass, first name Hugh."

"No, I don't want your bundle package. Stop calling me."

You know, Mr. O'Reilly, I'm reading a transcript of your show from yesterday here, and I have to tell you this is some of the dumbest shiat that's ever been on television.

Whazzuuuuuup!

"Nuthin' B, just gettin' innogerated, havin a Bud"

\\outta they way

please delete previous

"Hello, is this the secret service agent in the outer office? Yeah, Dubya put super glue on the phone. Can ya help a brother out?"

Who? Dick Armey? This is some kind of farking prank call isn't it?

[ring, ring] "Yeah, hey hello Mr. Summers. Well,uh, I was in your 5th grade class at Punahou School back in the day. Yeah, it is little Barack. Yeah. Well, remember when I could not spell the word, uh, of the week? Yeah man. It was "chrysanthemum." Well, you may not recall, but you were quite abrasive, and critical. It was just a spelling word, man. I just called to say, uh, welcome to a lifetime of farking IRS audits asshole." [click]

"Yes, I'm interested in long distance savings. Very interested."

Yeah can you get the cleaning crew back. It smells like whitey in here.

"I are serious President. This are serious phone call"

Yo dog. This job is the schizznit! I have an intern under my desk right now!

"Hello MTV? Would you like an exclusive on a 'Pimp my Desk' episode ???"

"You know, when I forced Bush out, he sat down and wrote two letters to me. He said (I think, the crayon was messy.) - "When you get yourself into a situation you can't get out of, open the first letter, and you'll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can't get out of, open the second letter". Soon enough, he gets into a tight situation, and he opens the first letter. It says - "Blame it all on me". So he blames it all on the old guy, and it worked like a charm. When he got himself into a second situation, he opened the second letter. It said - "Sit down, and write two letters."

"Where you at?"

That's right, purple. Uh huh? I want my limousine painted purple, oh, and don't forget the chartreuse trim, and spinners.

Hey, and can we get some good paintings in here?
Yeah, like maybe some butt naked sistas on black velvet?

OK, thanks Hillary.

So what are you wearing?

"Hello, Bill? One of your old interns is still under the desk. Oh, wait, it's just Hillary."

"Okay, that's two large meat-lovers pizzas, one with extra cheese, and a large Coke. Oh, and throw in some of that garlic pizza bread."

Driver: "Yeah, I wanna order a twelve cut...extra cheese, pepperoni..."

Heh, I did ctrl-f for "pizza," but didn't see your post. Oh well.

"Yeah, can you believe it? Arizona Farking Cardinals in the Super Bowl. Change, motherfarker, change."

Are you sure? . . . Really . . . the Freepers didn't fall for my forged birth certificate? . . . shiat . . .

I know because of affirmative action no one will know for sure if I got the job based on merit - but seriously I am the pres, man.

"Yeah...no I realize that it's important...listen, Hillary, I'm gonna have to get back with you Rahm is saying that I need to talk to him right now...oh, he's there with you..."

Thanks, but I already have health insurance.

"Whose your Masta now biatches"

Obama, it's yo mama......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmommma
/pardons to his mmmoma

crypticsatellite: "Hey, Osama. Yeah, I'm in."

/har har har



Folks, this was over in teh bewbies post.

/voted for the big O

That desk is bigger than my bathroom

/not a caption, just an observation
//voted for chrysanthemum

(in a whisper) Ring, ring, ring, bananaphone...

I_C_Weener: Yes George, I got your note. No, I don't think I'll be "friending" you on Facebook.

No voting?

"All done, thanks... boom baby!"

"Could you call me back at 3 in the morning?"

Wonkette.com had a pretty good caption for this. Most of the comments aren't bad either:

'The jetpack must have a 5,000-mile range. The titanium armor must be black with red accents ...' (new window)