regardless of his music, morrissey is a pretty big twat.

Don't cry original emo kid.

Twat he may be, but V. Beckham is completely useless.

This is why Morrissey is cool, no matter how whiney and self-deprecating he gets.

Moz, I love you, you know that, but please stick to slagging off the royals, journalists, magazines and judges, and let washed-up popsters no one cares about alone. In fact, stick to perfecting your current tracks, you still have it in you, but you seem too complacent these days. Maybe you should experience goldfish death, or overburnt toasts, in order to recapture some of the sadness that made you great before.

This is why I only listen to musicians when they make music.

Cyclometh: This is why I only listen to musicians when they make music.

Over in 6

Cyclometh: This is why I only listen to musicians when they make music.

And that's why I only listen to singers when they write their own lyrics.

TFA:Morrissey not a Spice Girls fan

Hey - - don't throw the Baby out with the bathwater.



Ziggah Zig Ahhh, indeed.

DarthBrooks: Hey - - don't throw the Baby out with the bathwater.

You forgot Sporty.

NewportBarGuy: You forgot Sporty.

No I didn't.

NewportBarGuy: DarthBrooks: Hey - - don't throw the Baby out with the bathwater.

You forgot Sporty.

When I want a 13-year-old boy, I'll have a 13-year-old boy.

Er... wait..

I really wish Morrissey would STFU and go cut himself quietly in the corner.

DarthBrooks: No I didn't.

Don't be hating on Sporty, man. I'll cut you.

Chariset: When I want a 13-year-old boy, I'll have a 13-year-old boy.

Er... wait..

YOU need to have a seat right over there.

NewportBarGuy: DarthBrooks: No I didn't.

Don't be hating on Sporty, man. I'll cut you.

Chariset: When I want a 13-year-old boy, I'll have a 13-year-old boy.

Er... wait..

YOU need to have a seat right over there.

That's not a 13 year old boy. I'll take that 13 year old boy. That "13 year old boy" has boobs. And a vagina.

Also that Baby. She has boobs too. And a v- well, you get the idea.

Guess I'll be having to take that seat. Might have to rethink this post.

Naw, they're both full grown women that I wouldn't mind getting busy with.

I'm pretty sure Morrissey wouldn't be interested in either. I do like his music though.

I have to cop to it, I'm kind of with Morrissey on this one.

NewportBarGuy:
You forgot Sporty.



THAT'S A MAN, BABY

Since the dawn of popular music, people have interviewed musicians and published the same for profit. Since the dawn of popular music, a collection of people have said that musicians should stfu and play music. The beauty of it all is, you can choose not to read what they have to say. But why is the musician responsible for answering questions? It's not like they get a cut of the magazine/talk show, etc. profits.

superbovine: NewportBarGuy:
You forgot Sporty.



THAT'S A MAN, BABY

Sure, if you photoshop a ballsack on her.

/know someone who had their ballsack removed for that whole transgendered thing

Well, he is aiming it at the most useless of the Spices: She's a stupid umbrella stand with silicone

1. Who is Morrissey?

2. Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) is hot.

That is all.

I never thought I'd see the day where Morrissey found something he didn't like. He's usually such a positive fellow.

I love the smiths and all, but i still must admit that they were overrated and morrisey isnt really that cool.

lets get over it.

i would like to think that micheal stipes opinion wont be making gossip sites anytime soon.

Danstu: I never thought I'd see the day where Morrissey found something he didn't like. He's usually such a positive fellow.

Ok, I laughed.

I've never been a big fan of his music, but I think he's awesome as an artist.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: 1. Who is Morrissey?

2. Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) is hot.

That is all.

You don't know who Morrissey is, but you know the actual names of the Spice Girls. This is not good.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: 1. Who is Morrissey?

2. Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) is hot.

That is all.

Man... that's just sad. Both points, really.

Anyway, Morrissey is one of the few people unqualified to make fun of the spice girls, if only based on his post-relevant actions

FTFA: "And when asked about how he'd choose to die, Morrissey insisted, 'Concussed by a coconut.'"

Moz is kind of a difficult guy, but stuff like this is why I keep listening to the music...

Weaps: superbovine: NewportBarGuy:
You forgot Sporty.



THAT'S A MAN, BABY

Sure, if you photoshop a ballsack on her.

/know someone who had their ballsack removed for that whole transgendered thing

Whatever. Either way, I'd take her in my mouth.

mryoop789: Twat he may be, but V. Beckham is completely useless.


Hey Sissy Boy Morrissey, "Meat. Its what's for Dinner"

/Murder is what's for Morrisey

Sure some of Johhny Marr's guitar is listenable, but Morrisey makes me feel oh so politically incorrect about gay people.

Danstu
more cold foggy drizzle for you

Morrissey farking rules.

Chariset: NewportBarGuy: DarthBrooks: Hey - - don't throw the Baby out with the bathwater.

You forgot Sporty.

When I want a 13-year-old boy, I'll have a 13-year-old boy.

Er... wait..

I do believe you mean this...

What? And all this time, I thought he was one of the Spice Girls himself.

Sourpuss Spice.

sonnyboy11: Weaps: superbovine: NewportBarGuy:
You forgot Sporty.



THAT'S A MAN, BABY

Sure, if you photoshop a ballsack on her.

/know someone who had their ballsack removed for that whole transgendered thing

Whatever. Either way, I'd take her in my mouth.

Haha...me too.

Awww c'mon guys, don't pick on the elderly like that. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

/Joking aside, ILU Mozz
//call me?
///Come on over, I'll cook you a roast.
////crap.

Morrissey...listening to your maudlin wailing is like coarse sandpaper on my skull. Also, I have two ex girlfriends, one right after the other, who were die-hard fans of yours. This made road trips unbearable, and I want all of those hours of my life back.

Thank you.

/pass the meat

NewportBarGuy: DarthBrooks: Hey - - don't throw the Baby out with the bathwater.

You forgot Sporty.

Um... OK.

/Narrow hips and broad shoulders make for very sexy women.

You know what's creepy? Morrissey and Bruce Campbell are starting to look more and more alike the older they get.

palexc: You know what's creepy? Morrissey and Bruce Campbell are starting to look more and more alike the older they get.

It's called "convergence of awesomeness"

"Brit Fight!!!!"

I'm not very Spice-aware, but that blond posted above is smoking. The most beautiful sound in a single word. Emma. Emma. Emma. I've just met a Spice Girl names Emma and suddenly that name will no longer mean an old lady in shawl.

Weaps: I'm pretty sure Morrissey wouldn't be interested in either. I do like his music though.

I like Morrissey because he makes emo kids want to kill themselves, which is a good thing.

He's like the modern version of a saber toothed tiger: He's culling the gene pool.

WOOOO CAT FIGHT !!!

Morrissey biatch -vs- Spicey biatch


/morrisey don't do that...
//you sound like a whiney tweenage girl...
///what else is new...
//// dot dot dot ...

I love me some Moz, but the problem when he's slagging off pop idols is he's the biggest nostalgic starry eyed prebuscent girl alive when it comes to retro-pop idols.

See Nancy Sinatra.

I like Morrissey because he makes emo kids want to kill themselves, which is a good thing.

I like Morrisey because he snarks on dullards who are too obtuse to get the joke.

Sooooooo, who's Morrissey doing in the butt these days?