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(Contact Music) Stupid Sebastian Bach hits out at fans for posting videos without permission, threatens to stop recording further music. All Skid Row back catalogue suddenly available on YouTube overnight   (contactmusic.com) divider line 28
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Dorf11 2009-01-22 04:38:12 PM  
I sent him 'something' on a miniature train and all he sent me back was cartons of smokes. Farker.

 
MikeyFrigginK [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-22 04:38:56 PM  
Maybe he and Lars should start their own band. I think Douchebags Incorporated would be a great name.

 
Not An Alt 2009-01-22 04:43:47 PM  
I met the guys from Skid Row a couple of months ago in Atlanta. I didn't realize they're still doing anything w/o SB. Nice guys though, Bach sounds like a douche.

If only we could figure out a way to do this to Rush.....

 
DecemberNitro 2009-01-22 04:44:30 PM  
Mr. Bach,

Promise?

- World

 
Burninate [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 04:44:43 PM  
Who?

*reads article*

Who?

 
jerkobson 2009-01-22 04:47:24 PM  
People who do this kinda thing to artists deserve 18 to life.

 
Parallax [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 04:50:37 PM  
I saw this guy in Hartford, opening for Dokken, which subsequently opened for Poison. What the hell; the tickets were free, and I was sufficiently drunk.

Anyway, Bach practically phoned in his whopping 40-minute set. He only sang every other word, saving his antiquated, Brillo pad of a larynx for the high notes. He got all tangled up in the guitar player's mic cord, too, which was disarmingly amusing.

 
Already Disturbed 2009-01-22 04:51:48 PM  
Folks probably figured he was too busy kissing Axl's ass to notice.

 
rocinante721 2009-01-22 05:17:10 PM  
That include the vid of him getting brained with a beer bottle?

 
rocinante721 2009-01-22 05:19:54 PM  
rocinante721: That include the vid of him getting brained with a beer bottle?

STARTS AT 0:30 (new window)

 
BunkyBrewman [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 05:36:49 PM  
*pffft*

THIS is how you get hit with a bottle.

Link (new window)

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 05:59:43 PM  
I thought Sebastian Bach was dead for a few hundred years?

-checks link-

What a jerk.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-01-22 06:52:28 PM  
this guy is so obnoxious. I wish he'd go away. far away.far far far away.

 
katerbug72 2009-01-22 07:12:52 PM  
Dorf11: I sent him 'something' on a miniature train and all he sent me back was cartons of smokes. Farker.

Came here for TPB. Done in one.

 
STRYPERSWINE 2009-01-22 07:53:00 PM  
Sebiatchian, you lost. You're trying to win a war by taking the enemy's ammo one bullet at a time.

Professional photographers had to deal with the invention of scanners and photo printers. Scribes had to deal with the invention of the printing press. And you're going to have to deal with this too.

You make money in shows, merch, reality shows, and "I Love The 80s" interviews. That's just the way it is in 2009. It's neither right nor wrong. It just is.

Don't be a scribe shaking your fist at Gutenberg.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 08:05:18 PM  
Parallax: I saw this guy in Hartford, opening for Dokken,

Jesus.

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

I'm just trying to wrap my head around that, hold on a sec...

Damn, I wanna put a gun in my mouth just hearing the phrase "opening for Dokken". How do people survive trauma like that?

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2009-01-22 08:31:08 PM  
rocinante721: rocinante721: That include the vid of him getting brained with a beer bottle?

STARTS AT 0:30 (new window)


I was at a Local H show and some random band opened up --- some asshole was taunting them and after their final song the lead singer goes, "You know what? It's Friday, Fark it." and leapt into the crowd to commence a beatdown on said asshole.

 
3rdtimearound [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 09:07:20 PM  
BunkyBrewman: *pffft*

THIS is how you get hit with a bottle.

Link (new window)


For those who like the old WWF and brainings with bottles:

Link (new window)

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-22 09:48:51 PM  

 
PresentCompanyExcluded 2009-01-22 11:26:49 PM  
This is well-covered territory and the laws are clearly spelled out. Do the words "reproduced in any form" make a damn bit of difference to you gotta-have-it-now, self-centered, waste-o'-blood, pieces-of-shiat?

 
Opposable Thumb 2009-01-23 12:57:02 AM  
PresentCompanyExcluded: This is well-covered territory and the laws are clearly spelled out. Do the words "reproduced in any form" make a damn bit of difference to you gotta-have-it-now, self-centered, waste-o'-blood, pieces-of-shiat?

Not really. Say hello to your mother for me.

 
J13P 2009-01-23 02:31:02 AM  
when you release shiat, you dont make shiat...

Metalica...writes a symphony record...there fans dont listen to that crap. it doesnt sell...and its the internets fault..

Skid Row, hasnt released a good song in 15 years...they dont sell anything...and its the internets fault...Stop writing crap dude, the 80s are over--you dont get to do coke and bang back stage bettys everynight...


PS..that jesus lizzard clip is great..

 
Sherjo311 2009-01-23 04:23:03 AM  
cool, i'll be sure not to download any of it

 
Right_hand_of_Ash 2009-01-23 07:07:40 AM  
I rarely buy a CD now without having heard a single track off it.

If I could listen to a track or two for free on the internet first, i'd be more likely to buy his CD (if those tracks were good) - so songs on the internet could increase his CD sales not reduce them.

 
Faux Shizzle 2009-01-23 09:32:36 AM  
Came here for the SAVAGE ANIMAL!!!1! comments.

Leaving disappointed.

 
distaph 2009-01-23 09:38:01 AM  
The fact of the matter is that Bach didn't write many of Skid Row's songs, and certainly none of their hits. He isn't an original member and most of the songs from the first album (18 and Life, I Remember You, Youth Gone Wild, etc.) were written before he even joined the band. I seriously doubt anyone is using anything from one of his solo projects for anything but torturing suspected terrorists. The guys who actually wrote the songs don't seem to care since they realize that anything that gets people to still listen to their music is probably a good thing.

 
STRYPERSWINE 2009-01-23 10:04:01 AM  
Faux Shizzle: Came here for the SAVAGE ANIMAL!!!1! comments.

Leaving disappointed.


Rolls off the tongue.

 
Combustion 2009-01-23 11:55:44 AM  
STRYPERSWINE: Faux Shizzle: Came here for the SAVAGE ANIMAL!!!1! comments.

Leaving disappointed.

Rolls off the tongue.


I loved the other guys reactions. "Savage Animal?" (Akward silence....)

 
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